.·:*¨༺ ༻¨*:·.
"here comes the sun,
here comes the sun,
and i say it's alright"

(666-xxx-xxxx):
HEY SHITHEADS!!

(666-xxx-xxxx):
why the fuck did you
make another gc?

(666-xxx-xxxx):
we have like ten
fucktard.

(666-xxx-xxxx):
^

(666-xxx-xxxx):
you added another
random ass number, asshat.

(666-xxx-xxxx):
my bad.

(666-555-7788):
shit not another cult.

(666-xxx-xxxx):
i-

(666-xxx-xxxx):
sksksksk

(666-555-7788):
"'sksksksk' is what dumb
thots do when they want
to express laughter or gratitude
towards something"
also it sounds fucking dumb.
which means that
you're fucking dumb.

(666-xxx-xxxx):
guys, i'm getting
married today

(666-xxx-xxxx):
haha thottie funny

(666-555-7788):
👅😅

(666-xxx-xxxx):
lmao. who the hell are you?

(666-555-7788):
WHO THE FUCK
ARE YOU GUYS?!!!

(666-xxx-xxxx):
not a cult.

(666-xxx-xxxx):
nor 50 year olds.

(666-555-7788):
who said i was 50?
or even in a cult?

(666-xxx-xxxx):
literally no one

(666-555-7788):
oh look, it's a rat.

(666-xxx-xxxx):
how the fuck would
you know how i look like?

(666-555-7788):
oh, i don't know how you look
like, but i would assume
you'd be a rat or look like a rat
knowing your gross ass attitude

(666-xxx-xxxx):
LMAOOO BITCH
TOLD YOUR ASS

(666-xxx-xxx):
BAHAHA RAT
LOOKING ASSS

(666-xxx-xxxx):
I CANT FUCKING
BREATH

(666-xxx-xxxx):
THE FUNNY THING IS
THAT HE DOES
LOOK LIKE A RAT

(666-xxx-xxxx):
HA WYATT HEADASS
RAT ASS BITCH

(666-xxx-xxx):
um i feel sad

(666-xxx-xxxx):
lmao what you get for
calling a 60 year old a hoe

(666-555-7788):
60? oh okay, how old
are you then?

(666-xxx-xxxx):
oh. i'm 42.

(666-xxx-xxxx):
37.

(666-xxx-xxxx):
23.

(666-xxx-xxxx):
76.

(666-xxx-xxxx):
84.

(666-xxx-xxxx):
47.

(666-xxx-xxxx):
91.

(666-xxx-xxxx):
77.

(666-555-7788):
great! be my sugar
daddies then babes!

(666-xxx-xxxx):
gladly! give me a good suck
and i'll give you $500.

(666-555-7788):
isa deal

(666-xxx-xxxx):
send noods and i'll PayPal
you $100 for each pic ;)

(666-555-7788):
sending dick pics...

(666-xxx-xxxx):
LMAOOO NO

(666-xxx-xxxx):
deals off:(

(666-xxx-xxxx):
oooh i'll take em!😋

(666-xxx-xxxx):
jack if you don't-

(666-xxx-xxxx):
dude i love you

(666-xxx-xxxx):
sadie if you don't get
your red head ass-

(666-555-7788):
aw, i love you too <3

(666-xxx-xxxx):
anyone else kinda scared?

(666-xxx-xxxx):
i'm hella scared
bitches

(666-555-7788):
sorry loves, why are
you scared of me?

(666-xxx-xxxx):
i'm not ma'am

(666-xxx-xxxx):
yeah finn's right,
i love me a spooky
bitch ;)

(666-555-7788):
oh, kinky

(666-xxx-xxxx):
but honestly tho, we've been
having a dumb ass conversation
with this random ass hoe

(666-xxx-xxxx):
you just mad cause
she called you a rat

(666-xxx-xxxx):
okay chill! now spooky bitch,
what's your name and your age
and where do you live?

(666-xxx-xxxx):
creepy ass

(666-xxx-xxxx):
no! okay we just need
thottie's name and age!

(666-555-7788):
so i'm thottie now? offended.

(666-xxx-xxxx):
you're my thottiee tho

(666-555-7788):
aw thanks love

(666-xxx-xxxx):
but honestly tho, thottie!
tell us your real name and age.

(666-555-7788):
oh so now i'm going to be the one
who's gonna expose herself?
what about you guys?

(666-xxx-xxxx):
oooh thotties a gal;)

(666-555-7788):
EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN!
what if you guys are really
just a bunch of pedos?
why shall i expose myself
while you guys stay silent?

(666-xxx-xxxx):
okay well you have a point.
i'm sadie and i'm 17.

(666-xxx-xxxx):
hey i'm jaeden and i'm 16

(666-xxx-xxxx):
hiya! i'm ayla and i'm 18

(666-xxx-xxxx):
i'm wyatt your rat
and this ratatouille
looking ass is 16

(666-555-7788):
i hope you know that ratatouille
is a french dish and that the blue rat from ratatouille is remy

(666-xxx-xxxx):
SHE TOLD YOUR
ASS AGAIN

(666-xxx-xxxx):
THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU LMAOOOSJSINWID

wyatt:
again, depression

ayla:
again, you deserve it.

(666-555-7788):
sorry wy, i love you

(666-xxx-xxxx):
kinda jealous tho..
anyways, finn and i'm
17

(666-xxx-xxxx):
well i'm jack and i'll sure
attack your ass. oh and i'm 16

(666-555-7788):
what are you on?

jack:
nothing:(

(666-xxx-xxxx):
ignore jack, he's a dick.
i'm sophia, and i'm 17!

(666-xxx-xxxx):
and i'm noah and i'm
only 14

(666-555-7788):
okay uh well,
i'm y/n, i'm 16 and
live in chicago?

jaeden:
ayla and her
creepy ass

ayla:
well jaeden's from
chicago too

noah:
stop exposing hoes
like that!

ayla:
and noah's from chicago
too! and sadie, sophia,
finn, wyatt, jack, and me!

finn:
girl if you don't-

sadie:
I TOLD YOU
GUYS THAT WE
SHOULDN'T HAVE
SHAVED HER
EYEBROWS
OFF

jack:
PERIOD
NOW SHES
GONNA GET
US KILLED

y/n:
when he thinks
you're gonna eat him
alive 😍

wyatt:
BITCH
WE GONE

y/n:
into my stomach

noah:
WHAT THE FUCK

jaeden:
kinda fuck
with cannibals though

jack:
same, like i said,
i fuck with spooky bitches

finn:
yeah y/n,
welcome to our
club :)