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"you could be the boss, daddy
you could be the boss, daddy"

ayla:
y'all I'm fucking bored

jaeden:
damn we don't need
to know that

wyatt:
how big is bored's dic?

sadie:
hahaha i get it

noah:
wow you
guys are so
funny.

finn:
where's y/n?

sophia:
yeah, where's my
wife?

jack:
Y/N?
GUYS WHAT IF
SHES DEAD?
SHE NEVER ANSWERS
THIS LATE

wyatt:
WHAT IF A CULT MESSAGED
HER AND THEY KIDNAPPED
HER AND NOW THEIR GOING
TO CUT OFF HER EAR AND
EAT IT LATER

jaeden:
SHE DID SAY "SHIT NOT
ANOTHER CULT." WHAT
IF THEY FOUND HER
LOCATION AND NOW
THEIR GOING TO
SACRIFICE HER?

noah:
OR SLICE OFF HER
HEAD AND DRINK
THE BLOOD FROM
HER BRAIN LIKE
THAT ONE MOVIE!

ayla:
THEY HAVE A
POINT! ! !

y/n:
i just threw up,
what did i miss?

finn:
oh nothing really, we just thought
you got kidnapped by cult
and that they cut off one of your
tit and they would save
it for later and eat it

sadie:
NO ONE SAID TIT
WE SAID EAR YOU
PERVERT

jack:
how the fuck do
you confuse tit with ear?

finn:
well, the weather is nice today

y/n:
um it's foggy and
it's been raining
this whole week

sophia:
noah are you talking
about the movie where the
girl gets shot in the tit and
she thinks putting a tampon
in the wound, would be a good
idea to stop the bleeding?

noah:
YEAH THAT MOVIE!
FINALLY CARROTS
UNDERSTANDS ME!

sadie:
i missed you y/n

y/n:
i missed you too, love

wyatt:
are you okay?
i mean you just said
you threw up.

y/n:
dunno, i just threw up
and almost choked on
my own vomit and died

jaeden:
who's the daddy?

ayla:
ARE YOU OKAY?

sophia:
what color was it?

finn:
was it chunky?

y/n:
it was yellowish-orange
and it was v chunky

jack:
cool!

sadie:
interesting.

wyatt:
ARE YOU OKAY THO?

y/n:
i'm alright, thanks for caring

wyatt:
no problem

ayla:
you better not be
prego

jaeden:
again, who's the
baby daddy?

sadie:
oh, who we
fucking?

jack:
i think it's me

noah:
no one would
fuck you

finn:
maybe i would

wyatt:
disgusting

sophia:
but really,
who we
fucking?

ayla:
me

jaeden:
no, i'm
the sexy one

sadie:
bitch fuck
you, we all
know y/n's a
lesbian

jack:
taking about
the lesbian,
where'd she
go?

jaeden:
the cult...

noah:
BLOOD SIPPING
CUNTS

y/n:
what did the blanket
say as it fell off the bed?

finn:
she's avoiding the topic!
bitch what they got
you doing?

ayla:
OH sheet
SHE IS!!

y/n:
bahaha you're
so funny

jaeden:
ha goofy
bitch

sadie:
i'm going to sleep,
feeling sick

jack:
pregnancy is contagious!

wyatt:
since when has
sadie been getting laid?

sophia:
boy the only way you'll
ever get laid is if you
crawl up a chickens ass
and wait.

wyatt:
your family tree must
be a cactus because
everyone on it is a prick.

sophia:
i thought of you today.
it reminded me to take
the garbage out.

wyatt:
what are you going to
do for a face when the
baboon wants his butt back?

sophia:
you've got less meat in your
pants than there is in a
vegetarian restaurant.

wyatt:
your birth certificate is
an apology letter from
the condom industry.

sophia:
you're about as useful as
a vibrator with no batteries.

wyatt:
you're so ugly,
hello kitty said goodbye
to you.

sophia:
you didn't just fall out
of stupid tree, you were
dragged through dumbass forest.

wyatt:
maybe if you ate some
of that makeup you could
be pretty in the inside.

noah:
when they
search up
comebacks

y/n:
i just snorted

finn:
hope you feel
better, sades

ayla:
when they
think they did
something

jaeden:
haha

jack:
silly monkeys

sadie:
already feeling better :)