.·:*¨༺ ༻¨*:·.
"mello, cringing ugly fellows,
mixing water into gin, and chasing
it with cinnamon"

pedo:
my pussy tastes
like pepsi cola

thottie:
my eyes are wide
like cherry pies

carrots:
i got sweet taste
for men who're older

tampon:
it's always been so
it's no surprise

rat:
harvey's in the
sky with diamonds

cult leader:
and it's making me crazy

sades:
all he wants to do is
party with his pretty baby

fucking ayla:
i got that summertime
summertime sadness

jack attack:
fuck you. i was ready for
the next lyric too. you
piece of cunt.

fucking ayla:
what the fuck did i do?

jack attack:
get the fuck out
you don't deserve
rights

pedo:
you just ruined
my day

fucking ayla:
isn't that the song?

thottie:
get the fuck out you
uncultured swine

fucking ayla:
what? i only know one
lana song—

sades:
why are we
friends with her again?

carrots:
pity.

rat:
she was dropped
by the head at birth

tampon:
lmao!

cult leader:
were you born this
stupid or did you take lessons?

fucking ayla:
i feel attacked

carrots:
       well,  
               you
                     should
                                  be
                            cause
                       you're
                  one
           dumb
bitch

fucking ayla:
still.
        attacked.
                     😏
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