I was in the middle of a self-pity episode after we've hit a wall with the case of my three-legged cat, wallowing in my own tears, and the kids in the nearby house beside the under-construction Chinese-temple-house-mini-mansion-terror-thing decided they had the NERVE to BLAST "LET IT GO" AT FULL VOLUME-

When the police arrest me for child murder, my quote will be "I'm never going back! The past is in the past!"

WHYCAN'TTHEWORLDJUSTLETMEBEUNHAPPYINPEACEFORONEFRICKINGSECOND-