Mary : may I propose to your daughter?

Alexander : one moment- *pulls out a biscuit*

Alexander : take it

Mary : um...I'm good but thank you anyways sir

Alexander : T A K E  I T

Mary : okay damn- *takes it*

Alexander : eat it and tell me if you like it or not

Mary : *eats it* this isn't half-bad

Alexander : great! you have my full permission to marry Wendy!

Mary :

Mary : are you seriously telling me that your answer was based on whether or not I liked your dumb biscuit-