↳ MERRY CHRISTMAS!:

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! ↲

Hey! What's up my beautiful weebs and Happy Holidays to you all!

I hope all of you are well and that despite the circumstances your holidays aren't a complete disaster and you're spending the time with the people you care about.

As promised here is a little bonus chapter to ease the wait for the new chapter I'm currently working on (it's about 2/4 done).

So, please indulge in this shit post I made for my original character, without further ado I present to you Incorrect quotes ft. Kaori and the Phantom Thieves

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Ren: I like Your pants.

Kaori: Thanks, they were 50% off.

Ren: I'd like them 100% off.

Kaori: The store can't just sell free stuff.

Ren: That's Not what I-

Kaori: That's a terrible way to run a business.

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Ryuji: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Kaori: You're a hazard to society.

Ann: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Ren: Why don't you have a boyfriend?

Kaori: I have strict parents. Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Ren: You have strict parents.

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Little Kaori: I made this friendship bracelet for you!

Little Ryuji: You know I'm not really the jewellery person.

Little Kaori: oh. Well, you don't have to wear it-

Little Ryuji: No, I'm gonna wear it forever, back off.

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Ren: I've only had Kaori for a week and a half, but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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Ryuji: Can I say a bad word? CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?

Kaori: ... yes.

Ryuji: You effin' bitch!

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Kaori: You're under arrest for robbery!

Ren: Wait- What? But what did I steal?

Kaori: My heart.

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Kaori: yeah, we're friends, but I'd sleep with you if you asked.

Ann: what?

Kaori: what?

Ryuji: She said she'd fuck you if you asked.

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Kaori: I hate it when people say, "tell me about yourself." What do you want to know? My trauma or my favourite colour? Be specific.

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Morgana: What are you, five?

Ryuji: Yeah, five heads taller than you.

Morgana:

Ryuji:

Morgana:

Ryuji: Please don't kill me.

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Ren: You have beautiful eyes.

Kaori: Thanks, I need them to see.

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Ryuji: Do you ever get water hungry?

Ann: water hungry???

Kaori: Do you mean thirsty?

Ryuji: Ohh.

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Ren: I need some advice...

Ryuji: Love advice? Trust me, I'm the expert. I'm experienced with everything.

Ann: Says the virgin.

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Morgana: It's not illegal if you don't get caught!

Kaori: We're literally being chased by the police right now! How can you say that?!

Morgana: Yeah, Yeah. I know.

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