★ . ꜝꜞ ᳝ ࣪ CHAPTER 009! ☁️ׂ ɞ˚₊
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↳ jordan 🕸️ replied to your story:
always looking fine these days des
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wyd td

gotta work
considering killing myself

understandable
what time u gotta go in?

not until 4

so wyd rn

wellll
nothing rlly
was just rewatching adventure time

no fucking way i love adventure time

ur kidding
it's been my fav show ever since i was 7

same
my mom used to yell at me for taking up all the recording spots when we had cable

LMAOOO
real af for that
so what's ur fav character

nah wait a sec
i wanna try and guess urs

what why

i'm like 99% sure i know which one

mmmkay
go ahead and guess then

marceline

ihy

HA
i'm right

u make it seem like a basic choice like no she's just the best leave me alone

i'm not judging ur choice des
nvr that
just sensed it

mhm
so who's ur fav then

oh...
now i cant tell u

what
WHY

you're gonna clown on me

no i won't 😊

so
you know the gender swap version of marceline

NO WAY LMFAOOO

STOP
he just seems chill
like get me in a room w this guy

that is such a strange description
but i get it
u kind of remind me of him like it's the same vibe

i'm so honored

you should be
i had a crush on him since as soon as they first did the gender swap

mhm and i remind you of him?

oh did i say that! lolllll

cute des
let me come over before u leave for work

BOY WHATTTTTT
not sent!

like rn?

nah but soon

RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH WHAAT THE FUCKKKKCKFK
not sent!

well yeah
just let me talk to my brother

shut the fuck up u sound stupid dumb bitch
not sent!

"well" 🤓🤓🤓🤓
not sent!

SROP TALKINH TO URSELF HE CAN SEE U TYPI
not sent!

great 😁
send me ur location and i'll lyk when i'm otw

alr :)
current location
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↳ chris replied to your story:
destiny

hello..

hey

do you have smth to say or

yeah

okay...

um

????????

u still need a ride to work right

yes?

great
i will let matt know

okay...
why didn't matt just text me

woah enough with the questions
what is this an interrogation

I ASKED ONE HELLO?

don't yell des quiet down

ihy

love you too
can i come over early btw

ummmm

what...

shouldn't you ask nate that

oh
i guess
i wanted to ask u tho

HHHHHHHHHHH
not sent!

oh
well i can't rlly hang td i'm sorry :(

oh it's good
wyd?

jordan's coming over actually

jordan?

correct

jordan as in jordan avery

yes

mk

okay..

he's an opp

what
how is he an opp

just is
i don't rlly fw him

this man.
not sent!

what has he done to you

well for one he's literally getting in the way of me n you time rn

UMMMMM
not sent!

me n you time ???

yes ???
we haven't rlly hung out one on one since you've gotten back bruh

HELLOOOOO
not sent!

i didn't know us hanging out one on one mattered that much to u

well it does
so u should tell him to not come

ARE WE SRS.
not sent!

just give me one sec
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✶ IMSG!

3 lil fucks 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♂️

idiotic fuck ; destiny
dumb fuck ; adora
stupid fuck ; ruben

idiotic fuck
QUICK DEBRIEF QUICK DEBRIEF
EVERYONE GATHER
I HAVE SM

dumb fuck
WHEW HELLOOO

stupid fuck
IM UP

idiotic fuck
OK SOOO
i posted a lil pic on my story or wtv
and jordan slid up....
aaaand basically it started a convo that ended w him asking to come over before i go to work and me being like yeah 😊

stupid fuck
GIRL WHAT
OH MY GOD ??

dumb fuck
HOLY SHIT HUHHHHHH

idiotic fuck
GUYS. IM NOT EVEN DONE PLEASE

stupid fuck
HOW DOES IT GET BIGGER THAN THIS WHAT

dumb fuck
i'm gonna guess it had a little smth to do w my guy christopher 😏

stupid fuck
side eyeing u HARD adora

dumb fuck
no cus
yk what?
this is me coming out as team chris...
lowkey rooting for des&chris endgame icl

stupid fuck
ihy

dumb fuck
she can change him ruben 😘

stupid fuck
stop talking

dumb fuck
give it a month and you'll be right here w me bud ❤️

idiotic fuck
GUYS? HELLO?
i hate when you do this like HI.

stupid fuck
hey.
continue on w ur story des 😊

idiotic fuck
thank you.
ANYWAYS
basically he eventually asks if he can come over before work and i'm like ??? bc since when has he ever tried to hang w ME during his free time instead of nate..

dumb fuck
since he realized ur ass is fine as HELL

stupid fuck
period

idiotic fuck
right so i had to let him know jordan was coming over so it was a no go...

stupid fuck
PERIOD

dumb fuck
ntm ruben. not too much.

stupid fuck
speak to me when ur team jordan

dumb fuck
🤐🤐🤐

idiotic fuck
okkkkkkkk
so.
i told chris
and blud said.
and i quote.
"mk"

stupid fuck
MK
HELP ME

dumb fuck
LMFAOOOOOO
the way i can see the steam leaving his ears

stupid fuck
you just know he was NOT ready to be let down easy😬😬😬
blud probably had his shoes on alr

dumb fuck
NAHHHH

idiotic fuck
NO BC HE TRIED TELLING ME JORDANS AN OPP I WAS LIKE UMMMM

stupid fuck
AINT NO WAY
THE LENGTHS HES TRYING TO GO IM PISSINGGGG

dumb fuck
why has his desperation reached new heights LIKE?
WHAT EVEN WAS HIS EXPLANATION

idiotic fuck
GET. THIS.
HE SAID
"well for one he's literally getting in the way of me n you time rn"

stupid fuck
oh
OH
OHHHHH
DESTINY THIS MAN IS ON HIS KNEES FOR U PLEASE

dumb fuck
I TOLD UR STUPID TEAM JORDAN ASS

stupid fuck
I CHANGED MY MIND SHUT THE FUCK UP

dumb fuck
SWITCHED UP RQQQQ

stupid fuck
JORDANS FINE WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO

idiotic fuck
u got a crush on him huh ruben 🤨

dumb fuck
girl sit down

idiotic fuck
kkkkkk
the way u guys r switching up on me rn is crazy
like u literally trained me to talk to men properly

stupid fuck
HELP
des i'm still team jordan ❤️ i just have eyes and know chris wants u on the downlow

dumb fuck
yeah and i'm rooting for chris but i'm team des at heart ❤️
love chris but my guys a player so i support u continuing the jordan route

stupid fuck
THE JORDAN ROUTW PLEASE

idiotic fuck
STOP LMFAOOO
i appreciate it guys ❤️

dumb fuck
ofc ❤️
so what'd you say after chris said that ❤️

stupid fuck
right haha back on track plz ❤️

idiotic fuck
i hate both of u ❤️
but!
i was like i didn't know us hanging out meant so much to u...
AND HE WAS LIKE "well it does"
AND HE TOLD ME TO TELL HIM NOT TO COME

dumb fuck
WHY IS HE SO BOLD AB IT LIKE ITS MIND BOGGLING ?

stupid fuck
THE AUDACITY
WHAT'D U SAY....

idiotic fuck
"just give me one sec"
and then i came here 💓

stupid fuck
DESTINY.

dumb fuck
uh huh and how long ago did u send that

idiotic fuck
10 minutes ago

dumb fuck
now reread that for me

idiotic fuck
OH SHIT
so i say no right
i need to say no

stupid fuck
yes 💓💓💓

dumb fuck
but!
yk what selena gomez said 😏

idiotic fuck
STFU.
my heart wants jordan's fine ass actually so 🙄🙄

stupid fuck
YEAAAAAAA
HEAR THAT ADORA

dumb fuck
i'm playing the waiting game stfu

idiotic fuck
well i'm not anymore

stupid fuck
period
omg i got chills from that
like actually
ur so belly conklin
laughed at by dumb fuck

idiotic fuck
ruben please.
anyways thanks for coming to my debrief guys gonna go text chris back now 🙏

dumb fuck
have fun w that 😏

stupid fuck
but not too much fun ❤️
give us the jordan debrief after he leaves

idiotic fuck
ofc

💌

publishing chap 10 tmr so u sillies can get notified separately 🤞

<3
jaden