Viviette

"How many times a day do you fall over?"

V - Too many times

"WHICH FRIENDSHIP DID YOU LOSE?!"

V - One from eighth grade. Long story I'll explain later on

"I love your name is it okay if I name my future kids after you?"

V - I'd actually pay you to do that

"What's your screen time on Pinterest?"

V - I don't know. I spend like half an hour trying to find a good hairstyle and outfit for the day and then after school, I spend at least an hour trying to find something to do

"#iloveyou"

V - Awww I love you too

"Not a question, but you're so pretty"

V - Thank you so much!! I'm sure you are too

"Look! It's Thomas!"

V - *doesn't move for a few seconds*

V - Minho pulls this on me all the time. I no longer believe he's actually there.

T - Hi, Sage

V - HOLY SH—

"Who do you think the killer is?"

V - I genuinely have no idea. Mr. Leadford and Newt's parents (or one of them) are great options but that's mostly because they are just not liked by me

V - Could be someone I don't even know.

"What's your favorite thing about Thomas?"

V - Physically or what?

V - His nose

V - And his kindness

V - But like, to the right people

V - He knows exactly when to be kind and who to trust

"Do you think the killer's out for Aris?"

V - I think the killer is, yes. The milk thing is very suspicious. No one else seems to have been murdered yet, so I'm afraid they'll try something on Aris again.

"#momietteforpresident"

V - I'll take it as a compliment even though I would absolutely suck as president. I'd pee my pants on any type of stage

"Do you and Minho get in arguments about if Taylor Swift or Kanye West is better?"

V - Yes

V - But we all know he listens to Taylor

V - And Kanye too, though.

V - He likes both but he won't admit it

"Do you have a better relationship with Finn or with Minho?"

V - I want to say I have an equal relationship with them both, but that'd be a lie because I do talk to Minho a lot more

V - I mean, Finn and I get along well, but it's different. Him and I are more years apart than Minho and I and Finn isn't as open as Minho

V - Minho also isn't open, though

V - He just shares more

V - Finn doesn't mention a lot that happens in his life. Thinking about that now makes me realize I should probably ask sometime because who knows he's suddenly in the mafia

"And if something bad happened, like you'd get hit by a man or something, who would you tell first? Minho or Finn?"

V - If I would be hit by someone then 100% Finn. He's a boxer after all. He can punch back twice as hard

V - I think in any rather serious situation I'd tell Finn first. He takes things more seriously

"Do you think the killer's out for Aris?"

V - Yes.

"Can you make me clothes?!"

V - Yes. Yes yes yes—

"Can you tell Finn I'm in love with him so I can be your sister?"

V - So are you in love with him to be my sister or is it a two birds in one stone situation?

V - Either way, sure. Finn needs someone who he'll talk to.

V - He's all psychological-talk but he doesn't say a single thing about himself to his family

"What do you think about Evie and Minho?"

V - It will either turn out really cute or really toxic

V - Minho better grow up a bit, though.

V - Like Thomas. *starts to stare dreamily, thinking of him*

"Can I give you a massive hug please?"

V - Sure

Thomas

"Can I hug you too please?"

T - Sure. I guess.

"How many times a day do you think about Sage?"

T - *Just starts dreaming about her the second he hears her name*

"When are you gonna confess?"

T - I already did man

"Do you remember that time you were completely wasted and kissed Sage?"

T - How dare everyone call her that.

T - IT'S MY NICKN—

"Do you perhaps have a single twin?"

T - No but I'm getting a sibling

T - WHO ISN'T EVEN BORN YET SO DON'T YOU DARE—

V - What kind of questions are they asking him? He keeps yelling.

"Where can I find someone like you?"

T - Chanel

T - Gucci

T - Louis Vuitton

"Can I have someone like you and Vi combined?"

T - Our future kid??

T - No

"How do you feel about your new sibling?"

T - The sperm cell?

T - Yeah, I guess they're an awesome swimmer.

"What's your favorite thing about Vi?"

T - Everything

"How's ur laundry basket looking?"

T - I don't know Sage took it somewhere and she's like my mom. Puts all my stuff in places where I can't find it

T - Guess I'll pee in my desk chair next time

"If Teresa came back, would you give her another chance?"

T - I am practically married to someone else right now so no

T - And I don't know what to think of the whole 'friends-after-relationship' process.

"When you what your meet Vi for when first time in yes?"

T - Vi when met first meet also my I was good

T - I don't know what you just asked me or what I replied.

Finn

"Marry me. You are mine."

F - Uhm.

F - I don't feel safe in these surroundings

"DO YOU HAVE A LOVE LIFE?"

F - DO YOU HAVE A NOSE YOU CAN STICK IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BUSINESS?

F - Sorry

F - No, I don't really have a love life

"How is your bond with your siblings? Do you find them annoying?"

F - I guess our bonds are great except for the fact Minho is a literal baby dressed in teenage clothes and a head filled with nothing but hair gel

F - No offense

"Where are you dude?"

F - At work or in the boxing ring dude

"Nothing to ask, you're just hot asf"

F - Why thank you

F - I guess?!

"What do you like to do, besides boxing?"

F - Reading and figuring things out about the human brain. It tends to be interesting

F - Like, it's a wonder how Evie Morgan could ever think of my little brother as someone she'd have a crush on

F - And how my little sister and her boyfriend's brains are slowly turning into magnets

F - They refuse to leave each other and that is very unhealthy—

"Teach me boxing please, thank you!"

F - Hard to teach

"Remember that time way back when you almost hit Viviette because you were mad?"

F - I'd like to forget about that.

"How do you deal with having two mental siblings?"

F - Well, it's very—

M - I THINK THAT QUESTION BELONGS TO MY INTERVIEW

F - *sighs*

"Do you also have a super secret drawer of notes?"

F - ...no. Who does have that?

F - Interesting

F - Not in a bad way.

"How do you feel about Thomas and Viviette?"

F - Besides the magnet thing, they're made for each other. I love watching it, can't lie.

"What design did Vi put on your sweater for your birthday?"

F - Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.

F - Not because I like that.

F - But because she STILL believes I'm named after Phineas.

Minho

"I love your biceps by the way"

M - Thanks, I love them too.

"How do you feel about the nickname Mingo?"

M - That sounds suspiciously much like Mango. And that's a dog. Or a fruit.

M - I'm not a dog nor a fruit.

"Can you marry me and put me in a headlock with your biceps?"

M - Are you Evie

M - Never mind I don't want to put Evie on a headlock

"Can you teach me how to be reckless like you?"

M - It doesn't work in any other benefit except for having fun, trust me

M - So no, 'cause my mom will be pissed

"What lengths would you go to protect Vi?"

M - A lot of lengths

M - I should probably turn a bit more into Finn

M - Have not been a very good brother lately

"Who do you talk to more, Vivi or Finn?"

M - Both an equal amount

M - Finn gives me advice so I can give that advice to Vi

M - Okay that's not completely true because Vi will be traumatized by our talks

"Do you have any cool little hobbies?"

M - Yeah

"Do you think you're getting anywhere with Evie?"

M - She hadn't said anything about my letter but I guess I'll see at school tomorrow

Aris

"Have you found things in Finn's room?"

A - No weird things. I don't really go through his stuff.

"Which Lee sibling are you the closest to?"

A - Viviette.

"Have you read Indigo's book?"

A - Yes. I saw it lying around and I was bored. Hope it wasn't an... violation of privacy?? I don't know.

"I don't have any questions I just wanted to thank you for your existence because you're the best person ever."

A - Oh, wow.

A - Thank you

A - A lot.

"Are you in contact with Teresa?"

A - Surprisingly enough she does text me sometimes so yes.

"Dude can I see your drawings please?"

A - Some of them, I guess.

"You could draw designs for Sage's embroider."

A - That's a really smart idea

A - One that I will probably not dare to suggest to her, but thank you.

"Are you doing better since you arrived in the Lee family?"

A - A lot.

Dahlia

"Do you think Vi is in love with Thomas?"

D - I hope so. I think so.

"How did you manage to get three awesome, hot, badass kids?"

D - *looks around because they can absolutely not know where Minho got his personality from*

D - It's genes, baby.

"Do you think Minho has a crush on me?"

D - I guess if you're a mirror.

Indigo

"Do you think Thomas is in love with Vi?"

I - I think my son has been in love with her since he understood what the word 'love' means.

"Did you publish the book?"

I - I did! It didn't get a lot of reads around the world but I'm known for it in town.

"What will you name your kid?"

I - We're not sure yet. I will ask Dahlia and Vi for ideas. They'll come up with the best ones.

"Are you the killer?"

I - Jeez, no.

"Why did you write the kids' book?"

I - It was fun to do, and I got some extra money from it. Two birds with one stone.

Evie

"Did you give Teresa's jacket back?"

E - Yup, the next day at school.

"How do you manage to be so badass?"

E - It's all about confidence, babyyyy

"What do you think about Minho's letter?"

E - It was... something.

E - It was LATE.

E - But something

E - Though he's gonna have to try a little harder.

Teresa

"Were you cheating on Thomas?"

T - No.

"Will you make an appearance later in the story?"

T - If you want me to..?

"Are you really alright with moving?"

T - It has negative and positive sides. I guess it's nicer for Thomas. He won't see me anymore. I'm sad about my friends and that I can't graduate with them.

Gally

"Do you maybe have a crush on Vi?"

G - Nope. We're just friends.

G - I liked her in sixth grade, though.

G - But I didn't do a thing about it. Especially not when she was wearing hair clips—

G - I think everyone has had a small crush on her in their lives.

G - She is totally unaware because she has some kind of grumpy bodyguard beside her, though.

"Do you hate Thomas?"

G - Not really. I think he dislikes me more than I dislike him.

"Are you a vegetarian?"

G - Nope.

"Cool eyebrows, man."

G - Shut up. I'll let them attack you.

"Hi eyebrows, do you have a constant fear of telling people you like their hair clips and then someone punching your nose?"

G - *rolls his eyes* Yes, I go to therapy every day because of it.

"Will you talk to Vivi more?"

G - If I want Thomas to kill me, yeah.

Ben

"Do you have a chicken?"

B - In my dreams.

B - Her name is Josephine.

"Why are you so amazing?"

B  - I don't know but thank you.

Newt

"Is your leg okay?"

N - Not really but at least I get to skip PE

N - unlike you

"When are you gonna run away from your parents?"

N - Soon

"Can I hug you?"

N - Yes please

"Are your parents homophobic?"

N - I don't know. I'm too scared to tell them.

"What happened when you got home after that night with Minho and Thomas?"

N - Nothing.

N - Yet.

N - It scares me.

"You should totally become friends with Aris."

N - Hmm. Not a bad idea.