Q. Who worries about what they'll look like when they get older?

Neither, as our favorite couple just so happens to be a pair of talking dolls. So long as they continue to properly take care of themselves, they can rest assured that they'll always wake up the next day looking as fabulous as they did the day before.

In short: it's Lou. The answer is Lou.

Q. Who hogs the blanket?

[Y/n] does, as she runs pretty cold compared to her other half. Not that Lou minds this, as he gets all the warmth he needs simply by snuggling up to her.

(That, and the added fact that he learned fairly early on in their relationship that if he didn't hold her while they slept, there was a 99.9% chance that he'd end up kicked off the bed. Somehow.)

Q. Who eats the others uneaten pizza crust?

[Y/n], since Lou is very, very reluctant to eat anything greasy. And also because the crust is clearly the best part of pizza, no matter what you people in the comments of the old version of this chapter say (yes, I have seen them), and if you truly believe otherwise then you clearly lack culture and need to leave my book immediately.

(/j please don't actually leave I'm joking I swear-)

Q. Who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie?

Depends, really; Lou already has some pretty high emotional walls up, especially when it's around the other dolls of Perfection, so it's pretty hard to at least get him to tear up.

As for [Y/n]? If you want any tears from her, the best thing you can do is make her watch one of those sad animal commercials (you know the ones).

Q. Who talks smack while playing video games?

Both of them.

Q. Who sings along with the radio?

Lou, most of the time, as he can't resist showing off his 'one-of-a-kind' voice (his words, not mine), but [Y/n] will indulge in it too if a song she likes does come on.

Q. Who would enter them both into a talent show?

Lou did, once.

Once.

[Y/n] did not appreciate it.

Q. Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire while cooking?

Lou, but don't think for even a second that [Y/n] is any better.

Q. Who would throw the other into a pool?

Neither of them would; that's what the Spy Girls are there for.

Q. Who shops for groceries?

[Y/n], most of the time, but Lou does like to accompany her every now and then (even if he likes to claim it as a 'peasant activity').

Q. Who kills the spiders?

[Y/n]. Lou's too busy screaming from beneath the covers of their bed.

Q. Who is the morning/night person?

By whatever divine being you believe in, you will not believe how INSUFFERABLE Lou is about his 'morning routine'. This man wakes up before the crack of dawn, applies a whole face mask, spends the time waiting for it to set in going over his schedule for the day while his stylist prepares his usual attire (he literally wears the same suit over and over again what does he even need a stylist for??), has a set order for when he should take a shower and brush his teeth - do NOT get me started on his HAIR.

[Y/n] just has a terrible sleep schedule. One that Lou has been trying to fix before they even got together.

Q. Who proposes?

Lou, of course.

After a lot of prompting from Ox.

Followed by some 'subtle' hints from Moxy and her friends, with Mandy joining in more than once.

All of which was then proceeded by Kitty holding a gun to his head.

(She told him that it had been a joke, that it was empty.

He did not believe a word of it.)

author's note ;;
well.

anyways.

consider this a late valentine's day gift???

listen guys i decided to rewatch the "ugly truth" clip for reasons revolving a different book i'm working on, and then i reread this, cringed at my old writing, and now here we are.

so. yeah.

happy late valentine's ig!!

- sharaug