Lou: I want to see us grow old together.

[Y/n]: Are you assuming I want to live?

Lou: . . . Are you okay?
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[Y/n]: *Falls downstairs*

Lou: *Catches [Y/n]* I think you just . . .

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Lou: Fell for me---

[Y/n]: Put me down.
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Lou: You know, I'm jealous of you.

[Y/n]: Huh? Why?

Lou: Your partner is way hotter than mine. *Walks away*

[Y/n]: Wait, but

[Y/n]: But wE ARE DATING---

[Y/n]: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SH*T
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Lou: *Eating icecream*

Lou: My mouth's cold . . .

[Y/n]: *Smirks* Want me to warm it up for you?

Lou:

Lou: *Blushes* Y-yes . . .!

[Y/n]: *Hands Lou hot cocoa* Here!

Lou:

Lou: *Dying inside*

[Y/n]: This is what you meant, right?

Lou: S-sure. Yup, definitely! Hehe . . .
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EXPECTATION:

Lou: *Rolls over in bed* You awake?

[Y/n]: *Roles over too* Heh . . . yep~! *Kisses Lou's nose*

Both: *Snuggle together*

REALITY:

Lou: *Rolls over* Are you awake?

[Y/n]: *Violently flops over* B*tch, the f_ck you want?
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[S/n]: *Gets 8 hours of sleep MINIMUM each night* I am so awake and ready for the day the sun is beautiful and I'm so happy to be alive!

[D/n]: I've had 30 minutes of sleep for the past five days and now I can smell sounds please kill me.
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Lou: Bite me!

[Y/n]: Where?

Lou: *Small gasp*
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[Y/n]: I just want to cuddle . . .

Lou: We can do more than cuddle. If you want to, that is~

[Y/n]: *Dramatic, excited gasp* Like kissing?

Lou: *Exhales* Sure. Like kissing.