HOT TAKE!!! But from now on whenever your friend starts seeing somebody, you and your other friends should kidnap them and bring them into one of your houses, in a basement or just anywhere REALLY dark with just a table in front and the chair the person is tied too.. (your friend whose taking the person can know, as long as the hoe doesn't spoil the fun).

Anyway!! Then you all wear the cones on your head and have dimly light lanterns in your hands.

It will look something like this, then you all interrogate that bitches ass and after a moment huddle together and make some weird sounds before making the same pose as the picture and saying "The council will decide your fate". Then the BEST friend, the no.1 (or their sibling) comes down stairs to judge the man, boss music playing dramatically.