(not requested,)

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"NOO, [NAME] MY LOVE~!" x. nobara.

"[LAST NAME], HONEYY!!!"  x. yuuji.

"YOU HOMEWRECKERS!??"  x. satoru.

"could you stop? you're embarrassing me."  x. [name].

"god, what are they doing.."  x. megumi.

(im placing you in that one scene ifykwim when megumi was getting hit on LOL)

(crack.)

you are a sorcerer of which is a first year, and a (your pick) grade. often or not, you get to go out of jujutsu high for a few whiles or hours, and the come back. recently though, in tokyo— when there was guy that approached you for directions.

"uhm, excuse me! do you know where the train is?" the foreigner asks, as you turn to him, "sorry, which train are you headed?" you ask, as he begins explaining.

you didnt know that yuuji saw you though, as he let out a dramatic gasp. he then ran to nobara and satoru

"SENSEIIII!!!!! KUGISAKI!!! FUSHIGUROO!!!!" both nobara, satoru, and megumi were laying on a bench under the shadows. it was so hot outside for this.. "..huh.." satoru murmured.

"..so annoying, its too hot for your craziness.." nobara mumbles, looking at yuuji. before megumi crossed his arms.. "how do you have the energy for this.."

"[LAST NAME] IS GETTING HIT ON!!"

before you know it; nobara, yuuji, and satoru were running towards the place. satoru was dragging megumi along who he knows its nothing to worry about..  and sure enough, as said you were conversing with the foreigner.

"formation B!" satoru announced, as both yuuji and nobara say "roger!" megumi was so embarrassed that he knows those three. 

"[last name], honey!!" "noo, [last name], my love!!"

they immediately clung to you, hugging you tightly and acting like mosquitoes infront of the guy who was sweatdropping.. "WHO IS THAT MAN—??" nobara cried out dramatically.. "HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE NIGHT YOU TOASTED TO MY EYES??"

yuuji then continued the fuckfest.. "YOU SAID IM THE ONLY ONE WHO LIGHTS UP YOUR WORLD!!" he teared up dramatically aswell, as you stared unamused.

 "WAS THAT JUST A LIE?? ANSWER ME—!!"

"THAT NIGHT! THAT NIGHT!"

you only blink, as you felt the grip of both nobara and yuuji on you. "..what? seriously, what the hell?" you mumble.

"..god, what are they doing.." megumi turned around, using the collar of his jujutsu sorcerer uniform to pull it up and hide his face.. hes so embarrassed.

 "could you not touch them so casually, please," the new voice spoke out; as you, nobara, yuuji, and the unfortunate foreigner turn to look at them. its satoru.  "you homewreckers!??" he continued. 

imaginary sparkles then appear around satoru, as he held his jujutsu uniform jacket over his shoulder, with the other hand over his hip. replacing his blindfold with his sunglasses . "its time for dear [name]'s violin practice with me." 

"lets go home, my dear. today, i'll have you master twinkle twinkle little star."

you ignore them, as you turn to the foreigner— speaking in english. "its okay. dont mind them, just go ahead. the train station' straight ahead." you then point at the direction, as the foreigner nods. "thank you so much."

"huh?" all of them seem confused, except megumi who was embarrassed entirely.

you turn to them with a menacing death glare, and an irk mark on your cheek. "all right, seriously. what was that? could you stop? you're embarrassing me." satoru only acts pretty, and then slowly turned his finger to point at yuuji. "explain!"

it ended with the three.. megumi, nobara, and satoru walking away, while yuuji nervously smiled, a hand on his cheek as he nervously scratches.. before you landed a harsh punch on the back of his head.

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BLAME MY ZERO IDEAS HELPPPPP

ALSO COMMENT COMMENT COMMENTTTT IM SO EXCITED TO SHOW THIS TO YALL.

I used this chaoter as an excuse to say that i now have 1 more new jjk oc 

SHIRT CAHOETER IK ANYWAYS NEW OC OC OC v GO SEE THE ART.

so miyamoto mafuyu is my first jjk oc andddd our newest addition is

very rough sketch byt yk. 

KIKUCHI MIZUKIII NOT ME STEALING ANOTHER NAME FROM PROJECT SEKAIII LETS GOO PLAGIARISM LMAO

anyways because of my yuta okkotsu appreciation post from yesterday i decided to make her like a distant relative of yuta and satoru AAAA

also this is not by 100% replicated off of real traditional shrine maidens so its design mix (im saying this so i dont get fucking jumped)

anyways love mizukiii coming w art of her soon

ANYWAYS EID MUBARK LOVE U MUAH MUAH

—785 words.