I SAVE WHAT BY GIVING IT WHAT? — CHAPTER #42 — I'LL SING A SONG FOR YOU!

Inosuke got annoyed by a fact he just discovered right at this moment. "Hey you grandpa! That Worm Belt demon just scattered through that hole and escaped—"

"SHUT UP! YOU AND YOUR MOTHERLESS BEHAVIOR! I SAVED EVERYONE WHO WAS TRAPPED INSIDE, SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?! FIRST, WORSHIP AND PRAISE ME! WE'LL DISCUSS THAT OTHER THING LATER!" Uzui was having none of his shit today.

"UZUI!" You yelled at him.

Uzui's eyes widened in surprise as he turned to face you. "WHAT?! ARE YOU GOING TO COMPLAIN TOO?!" He bellowed back, clearly not expecting such a reaction.

With determination, you took a step closer to him and his wives. "Thank you so much for saving us and for being so cool while doing it!" You exclaimed, feeling a rush of admiration for their bravery and skill. Unable to contain your excitement, you went and bowed deeply to show your gratitude.

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The room fell into a momentary silence as Uzui and his wives exchanged puzzled glances, trying to process your unexpected behavior. "Um... what?" Uzui finally managed to utter, his signature flamboyance momentarily replaced by genuine confusion.

Undeterred, you continued, your eyes sparkling with enthusiasm. "You were so cool back there! And your wives too! When you arrived, the whole mood of the place changed! You did SWISHH and SWAHHH, and suddenly you managed to save everyone, and I was like WHAAATT?! AND HOW CAN I FORGET ABOUT HOW YOUR WIVES DID AN AWESOME JOB TOO!"

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"LORD TENGEN!! LET'S KEEP HER!" Suma's voice rang out as she embraced you tightly. "SHE'S SO ADORABLE!"

"SUMA! GET THE HELL OFF HER!!" Makio intervened, landing a punch on Suma's face, which caused her to let go of you.

"WAHHH!! LORD TENGEN! SHE PUNCHED ME!"

Uzui let out a sigh, a mix of exasperation and affection in his tone. "Makio, don't punch Suma. We've talked about this." He reprimanded.

"But she was being a bitch!" Makio pouted, crossing her arms.

"I was not! Though, I'll always be your bitch in bed!" Suma retorted with a sly wink, causing Makio's cheeks to flush with embarrassment.

"S-Suma! Not in front of strangers!"

Suma couldn't resist teasing further. "So you're saying if it's only the two of us, then it's fine?" She playfully jumped and wrapped her arms around Makio's shoulders, making the situation even more endearing.

"N-No! That was not what I was saying, and you know it! Just stop!" Makio protested, her cheeks still red.

"Aww!" Uzui chimed in, thoroughly enjoying the interaction between his wives. "Aren't my wives the prettiest and cutest in the world?"

"They are indeed!" You agreed, thoroughly entertained by their dynamic. It was nice to see them interact more intimately and playfully, something you could say you didn't saw that much on the original story. "You sure are one lucky guy!"

"Hahaha! I know! Love your attitude, (Y/N)!! You're such a good girl!!" Uzui teased, pinching your cheeks affectionately in response to your praise.

Your mind momentarily lingered on the fact that he called you by your name this time, which was a rarity since he usually used nicknames. But before you could dwell on it, you decided to strike up a conversation. "How did you even meet them?" You asked, curious about their unconventional relationship.

"It's just a family tradition. What? You interested on getting in~?" Uzui teased again with a playful smirk.

Feeling bold, you shot back. "And what if I say yes?" Crossing your arms and imitating his smirk, you couldn't help but revel in his surprised expression, clearly not expecting that response.

"Oh~? Well, I guess I'll consider it. You're not so un-flashy yourself!" He replied in a lower tone, the playful banter continuing.

"Excuse you. I'm very much flashy, thank you very much." You retorted, trying to keep up with his playful mood.

Uzui was about to respond, but Makio's urgent call interrupted the banter. "Lord Tengen!" She called for his attention, signaling that it was time for him to focus on the task at hand. You noticed a small pink mark on her cheek, in the shape of a lip, and assumed that Suma had given her a little peck or something before leaving. You found it adorable. "Let's talk later! You have to go after the demon! Or there'll be more carnage!" Makio reminded him, her voice filled with concern.

"Yes! And don't worry about us! Please go!" Suma added, with teary eyes and red cheeks.

Uzui smiled warmly at his wives, reassuring them. "Don't worry, my darlings. I'll be back soon." He promised, patting their heads before turning to you.

"Ah! (Y/N)! Make sure you're careful, okay?" Suma said, giving you a pat on the head.

"She's right! We'll try to help if we can, but don't act dumb!" Makio chimed in, playfully pulling your cheeks.

"Come here, (Y/N)!" With a cheeky smile, Uzui called you over to his side.

'He went by calling me girl again...' You thought, with amusement for his quirky behavior. As you approached him, he gently grabbed your waist with his right arm and placed his left hand softly on your thighs, carrying you in a bridal style. You felt your face flush with embarrassment as he gazed at you, amusement dancing in his eyes. He laughed to himself, clearly enjoying the situation and your reaction. Trying to steady yourself, you instinctively grabbed his neck, attempting to hide your flustered state by avoiding eye contact. In that moment, you felt the strength in his arms and the warmth of his chest against your face. Damn, you could even feel the veins that were on his arms.

With you securely wrapped in his arms, Uzui's laughter resonated through the air as he bid farewell to his wives. His eyes were filled with mirth and a hint of mischief as he prepared for the next part of his plan.

He called out to Inosuke and Zenitsu and as they gathered around, a mischievous glint danced in his eyes. You couldn't help but wonder what he was up to. 'Oh hell nah. What is this motherfucker going to do now?'

"WAIT— AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCKKKKKKKKK! AHHHHHHHHHH" Before you could even inquire, Uzui's powerful legs propelled him into the air, jumping with remarkable agility and strength. The world around you seemed to blur as he moved at an incredible speed, and you clung tightly to him, thinking that you were truly going to die.

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'FUCK! WHY HE COULDN'T KEEP CARRYING ME!? MOTHERFUCKER! I WANTED A PIECE OF THE UZUZZY!!' As the pursuit of the lightning-fast Uzui intensified, the tension in the air was palpable, and your heart pounded in your chest.

"Move it now! OUT OF MY WAY! LORD TENGEN IS COMIN' THROUGH!" Uzui talked to himself and literally dissapeared out of your views. Sonic the hedgehog would be trembling if they met one day.

Your stamina was nearly depleted, and desperation washed over you as you struggled to keep up. Inosuke, too, grunted with effort, unable to match the demon slayer's incredible speed. Zenitsu, on the other hand, seemed unfazed, dozing off as he followed the group.

"FUCK! SHIT! GUYS! I CAN'T KEEP UP! I'LL CATCH UP LATER! M-MY STAMINA HAS BETRAYED ME!" Feeling utterly exhausted, you decided to take a break, but before you could stop running, a sudden jolt startled you. A firm hand grasped yours—it belonged to Zenitsu.

"Zenitsu...?" You questioned, the adrenaline and fatigue adding to the tension in your voice.

"Zzz..." He snored softly as he kneeled in front of you, his face turned away.

"What? WHAT? NO WAY! I'M NOT ALLOWING YOU TO GIVE ME A PIGGY-RIDE BACK! WE'LL WASTE TIME! JUST GO AWAY!" You protested, with frustration and embarrassment.

"Zzz..." Zenitsu remained unresponsive, seemingly set on helping you despite your objections.

"I said no!" Your voice trembled with exasperation as you pouted and crossed your arms, taking the opportunity to catch your breath.

Inosuke's impatience grew as he watched your interaction. "HEY, YOU TWO! WE'RE LOSING TIME!" He shouted, urging you to move on.

"Go! You don't have to carry me!" You pleaded with Zenitsu, but he remained steadfast in his decision.

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"Sit." Zenitsu finally spoke, his voice low and demanding. It was a tone you had never heard from him before, and it sent a shiver down your spine. The high-stakes situation only amplified the intensity of his words, and you hesitated for a moment, taken aback by his sudden seriousness. "Do I have to repeat myself twice?" He asked as he tilted his head a bit. His closed eyes squinting in a demanding tone because of your stubborn attitude.

"I'm sat.🧎‍♀️" Your response was immediate, the tension in the air making your heart race. Despite the exhaustion, you complied without hesitation, settling into a kneeling position as he requested.

Zenitsu stood up, his movements precise and purposeful. He made sure you were securely positioned, his touch assertive yet surprisingly gentle. His hand held your thigh with roughness. The unexpected intimacy of the situation made your face burn with embarrassment, your cheeks turning a shade redder than Tanjiro's hair. You found yourself caught between feeling grateful for the help and feeling flustered by the closeness to the usually timid Zenitsu.

"Let's go." It's all he said before running rapidly to your destination. Zenitsu's sleeping state didn't hinder his impressive abilities, and you couldn't help but be impressed by his skills, even in his sleep.

While everyone was running again now, Inosuke couldn't contain his feelings any longer and blurted out something to himself. "I don't know if I'm jealous of Wetisu or of (Y/N)..." His bisexual panic was evident as he grappled with the complex emotions swirling inside him.

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"NEZUKO! PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, STOP!" Tanjiro's heart pounded in his chest as he desperately tried to reason with his transformed sister. With his sword in hand, he attempted to restrain her, replacing the bamboo that had once kept her dormant. However, Nezuko's new upper form made her powerful and relentless, and his pleas seemed futile as she continued to bawl and growl, driven by her insatiable urge to consume humans.

Feeling a mixture of guilt and desperation, he cried out. "I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY I MADE YOU FIGHT! I KNOW I'M A BAD BROTHER BUT PLEASE! EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT! I'M SORRY! I WON'T LET ANYONE HURT YOU ANYMORE! GO TO SLEEP AND HEAL YOURSELF!"

Despite his efforts to subdue her, Nezuko remained unresponsive, determined to break free from his grasp. With a mighty leap, she soared upward, shattering the ceiling as she did so. The people around them panicked, running away in fear of the chaos unfolding before their eyes.

Daki emerged once again, her obi swirling around with malicious intent. The demon's beautiful face was now marred with burns from previous encounters, adding to her fury. "You really have a fucking nerve to think you'll get away with hurting me... So you can use Blood Demon art too, huh?"

The situation was dire, and Tanjiro knew he had to act quickly. Thoughts raced through his mind, trying to come up with a solution. He couldn't bear to let go of Nezuko, knowing the destruction she could cause if left unchecked. But the threat posed by Daki loomed, and he needed to find a way to protect both Nezuko and the people around them.

In the midst of the chaos and desperation, he found himself turning to a thought of you. Your courage and quick thinking in the face of danger came to mind, and he couldn't help but wonder what you would do in this situation. He clung to that thought. "Shit! Think, Tanjiro! Think!" He urged himself, trying to stay focused. 'What would (Y/N) do at this moment? What should I do to protect Nezuko and everyone else?'

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(Y/N)... What would she do if she was in my shoes right now? What would she do if she was by my side?!

Wait— Why am I even thinking of (Y/N)!? This is not the moment! Daki is coming! I need to do something!

Please, think! Think! You pathetic human garbage! Am I not even enough to protect my sister and the others around me!? Am I that useless that my only resource is thinking what (Y/N) would do? Why am I like this?! Why am I never strong enough?!

And now, Daki's getting closer, and I feel even more worthless. Can I really face this danger head-on? Doubt is eating me alive, and I can't shake off the feeling that I'm destined to fail. (Y/N) would probably be disappointed to see what a mess I've become. It sucks, really.

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"Onigiri."

...Huh?

I suddenly remember our first time meeting... I remember being so confused when suddenly a pretty girl appeared out of nowhere and was on the floor. You had big eyes out of shock, as if you were not believing what you were seeing. I could never forget your face. Your (H/C) hair, your (E/C) eyes, your foreign language and your unusual outfit... I'm sure nobody could forget that even if they tried too. I mean— Onigiri...? Out of all the words, why would you choose to say that one.... Hahaha...

Ugh! I'm such a stupid piece of shit! I should not be thinking this! I need to figure how to deal with Nezuko and Daki!

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As the discussion continued, I felt a gentle tug on my yukata. I turned around, only to see you crawling slowly towards me with an expression of anger and sadness. Your tear-filled eyes conveyed your frustration and disappointment.

"(L/N)... What's wrong?" I asked, concern etched on my face as I crouched down to your level.

"...Idiot..."

"H-Huh? (L/N)?! What do you mean-"

"IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT!" You tearfully punched me, your fists landing on my arm with a gentle impact. The blows lacked force, feeling more like soft taps than actual punches because it was really clear that you didn't want to hurt me...

"AGH! (L/N)!! WAIT A MOMENT!"

She stopped and looked at me. "...Don't leave me...TAKE ME WITH YOU! PLEASE! TAKE ME! I WANNA GO TOO!"

...You were so stubborn wanting to stay with us that it made my feel... confused. We were total strangers and yet, you put your whole trust on me. A boy you just met! And yet, you stayed by my side this whole time and here we are, on this deadly mission together...

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(Y/N)... How did you manage to ensnare my heart like this? Even in the midst of life-threatening crises, my thoughts revolve around you. Why did I have to fall for you of all people?

Is it your captivating looks that drew me in?

Your incredible personality that shines through in every interaction?

The way you're always so sweet and considerate to everyone around you?

Why can't I get you out of my mind, especially at a time like this when Daki is closing in, and I'm at a loss for what to do?

You always seem to have this uncanny ability to anticipate things, as if you can see into the future. I've noticed it before, and sometimes I catch you looking pensive and melancholic about it. You handle everything with such grace and independence; you rarely ask for our help. Am I and the others not enough for you?

Am I not enough for you...?

I wish I could be someone you could lean on, just as I rely on you. I long to be strong enough to protect you and Nezuko, to be a pillar of support so you don't have to carry the burden alone.

Is that why you're on my mind right now?

God, how I crave a warm, tight hug from you at this very moment. Your mere presence calms me and brings me a sense of peace.

When we first met, there were no fireworks or love at first sight. But over time, my love for you blossomed, gradually filling my heart with affection. Your unique personality, your mesmerizing voice and your infectious sense of humor—it all slowly unfolded before me. I never asked for you to come into my life, but now, I can't help but love you with all my being.

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Taking a deep breath, I manage to find a moment of clarity amidst the turmoil. It's as if some divine intervention occurred, and Uzui appeared just in the nick of time. With swift and precise moves, he protected us from Daki's impending danger, slashing through her obis.

"Hey! Isn't this Nezuko Kamado? I see she has become a flashy demon." He says to me, looking directly at my eyes.

"Uzui..." I murmured, surprised by his appearance. I became embarrassed for a second, thinking that you were going to appear instead of him but I brush off those thoughts.

"YOU STUPID COCK CLOWN! AFTER ALL THAT GRANDSTANDING IN-FRONT OF THE MASTER, WHAT'S THIS SORRY STATE!? NO ONE EVER TOLD HER TO BECOME A FLASHY DEMON!" Uzui scolded me. I deadpanned. I do not need his bullshit right now. Even Nezuko got surprised by his scolding and stopped bawling her eyes out but it was just for a split second since she remembered she had to be kicking her feet and cry in despair.

"You're a Hashira? You came to me? You made it crazy easy for me." Daki said with a hint of amusement, as if she could not believe it.

"Shut up, non-flashy hoe. I don't talk to ugly people. Get lost. You're not Upper Rank Demon. Too weak"

"What kind of ridiculous drivel—" She fell to her kneels as her head fell off too. An audible gasp was heard from her. She sat as she grabbed her head with a shock expression.

Did he just beheaded her...? BEHEADED! HER HEAD JUST FELL OFF! Was it Uzui who did that? Unbelievable!

"Hey! The battle's not over yet. Get your sister under control." He told me, waiting for what I will do to deal with her.

"GAHHHHH!!! GRRRRR!!!" She growled.

"Nezuko!" I yelled for her but she just keeps kicking me and scratching everything around her.

"Stupid brats who start acting cranky don't belong on the battlefield. Just be unflashy and sing her a lull-baby or something." Just in time, Nezuko gave a strong kick, making us both go flying off the building and falling from a second floor. That's right, I need to control Nezuko. But, it's useless! My voice isn't reaching her at all! She's not listening to me! What am I going to do... mother... (Y/N)!!!

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"Just be unflashy and sing her a lull-baby or something."

A song! That's right! But which song!? The lull-baby mother used to sing to her!? I don't think that's enough!

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"(Y/N)... what are you singing?"

"Eh?" You stammered surprised by my question, looking at me with a shocked expression. Cute. "You could hear me all this time?"

"Yes, not only me, Nezuko wants to know too!"

"Hmh, hmh!" She said while hugging you by the neck. I'm glad you two get along well.

"Well..." You sweat-dropped. "It's a song from my country! It's pretty popular and catchy!"

"Oh! Can you teach it to us? If it's not a bother..."

"I would like to but it's in english..."

"NO PROBLEM! I'LL STILL LEARN IT!"

"Aww... you would? Even if you don't know what it means?" You cooed at me.

"Of course!" Anything for you.

"Alright! I'll try to make it as easy as posible so just follow my lead!"

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I prepared my voice. It has been a while since I sang a song, especially for someone.

"U-Um, dois, três, quatro! N-No quick head in my bed I can't have that, I want that... long neck not talking giraffe neck... Ain't no laying down man we 'bout to have late fun... I'm 'bout to make your balls stick up like space buns!" Nezuko started giving me some headbutts, making my nose bleed but, i wasn't going to give up.

"...Want your dick soaked? Place it down my throat... Tongue tickle yo' dick but not telling a joke. P-Peddle in this pussy that's how you rock a boat. It get live in this pussy, I'm not talking Periscope...! In the sheets I am a bully. Give more head than a hoodie... E-Every time you make me cum it look just like vanilla pudding... Sit on yo face all day until you say, "Bae, it hurt me", then I turn around and give the dick more kisses than Hershey's" I took a grip of Nezuko's hands into mines. She was trying to escape but i just kept singing and doing my best to hold her. I think it's working!

"Yo' dick brick-hard like a medal— Ahh~ I got three holes for it like a pretzel— Hmh~ Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous— Tight~ I'm here to serve you customer service— Right~!!"

Suddenly, Nezuko stopped grunting and kicking around. She stood still, as if my words finally reached her. The song definitely worked. I kept singing the last part.

"I save dick by giving it CPR... I save dick by giving it CPR... Put my mouth on it like CPR...Let's make porn and watch it on VCR..." i finished singing and by then, tears start forming on my sisters face. She starts bawling and crying at loud like there's no tomorrow.

"Nezuko..." I mutter flabbergasted. She's just crying as her body turns into the one of a little kid again. She falls asleep on my knee and I touch her gently by the head, caressing her hair. "She's asleep... (Y/N), she's asleep! She fell asleep!" I cried from relief, forgetting for a moment that I had to help Uzui.

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"Hey you man-whore! Come back here! Where do you think you're going?! Daki angrily yelled at Uzui, who was looking at her with a disgusted expression. "You're going to pay for this, you hear me, punk?!

"Bitch, you still crying? Just die an unflashy death already."

"Don't give me that crap! I'm an Upper Rank! Have more respect!"

"Then, why is your head in your hands? That's beyond weak, cranky hoe."

"I HAVEN'T LOST YET! I'M AN UPPER RANK! I'M TELLING YOU!"

"You lost and this conversation is over."

"I'M REALLY POWERFUL, YOU KNOW!"

"Not buying it, bitch." He rolled his eyes in annoyance.

"Gh! (L/N) told me! I'm strong! If she told me that then it's true! So shut up, you fucking man-whore!" She said at the verge of crying.

"HUH!? (L/N)!? AS IF (L/N) (Y/N)?!" He asked, shocked.

"THE SAME! WAIT— HOW DO YOU KNOW HER!? DON'T TELL ME A PIG LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN HANGING AROUND HER ALL THE TIME!!"

"And what if I say yes?"

"Gh—" She started crying like a baby. "IIIIIIIIIIIAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"EH?!"

"Disgusting! You're the worst! It's not fair! You can't be around her! I'm gonna kill you bastard! You, you! WHAHHHHH!! I REALLY AM UPPER SIX! I'M TELLING THE TRUTH! I'M AMAZING, YOU HEAR ME?! (L/N) KNOWS IM AMAZING! IF SHE WAS HERE, SHE WOULD PRAISE ME UNLIKE YOU, FUCKING OGRE!! She's 100x better than you! You don't deserve to breath the same air as her! Y-You should just dieeeeee!!"

'The hoe is throwing a tantrum? You've got to be kidding me! And why the fuck does she know my girl? Did they met?! (Y/N), what have you done?! Better yet, why isn't she dying!? Her body's not disintegrating even after being beheaded!'

"DIE! DIE! DIE! ALL OF YOU EXCEPT (Y/N) CAN JUST DIE! WAHHHHHH!! AHHHH! HE CUT OFF MY HEAD! HE BEHEADED ME!"

The atmosphere got tense and unnerving. Uzui prepared himself with his swords on his hands as he felt something coming up.

Daki screamed at the top of her lungs, calling for her only source of salvation at this moment. "BROTHER!!!!!!!!!"

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I find this chapter weird for some reason like— there's something wrong with it but I don't know what... It's fucking bugging me so much like what the hell. Im not satisfied😑😑😑🫤🫤

Xoxo, azamishomie.