Interviewer: So Mark describe yourself to the fans
Mark: Uh I'm a little bit shy and quiet
Adele: You definitely weren't "shy and quiet" when you threw a laptop at BamBam or broke the a/c; now were you? Bitch.

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Yugyeom: *breathes*
Adele to the members: Do you see how he treats me with disrespect

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BamBam: Addie have you realized that Z is just a sideways N?
Adele: It's two in the fucking morning go to sleep
BamBam: ZO!

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Jinyoung: Addie, come here I want to show you how much I love and appreciate you
Adele: There's a fucking knife in your hand

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Adele: Can you do that thing?
Jackson: What thing?
Adele: That thing that makes me happy
Jackson: *breathes*
Adele: Perfect

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Adele: *pulls back shower curtains while Jaebum is showering*
Adele: Are we- stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of milk?

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Adele: YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
Youngjae: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT
Adele: I WANT YOU TO BE MY HUSBAND
Youngjae: Wait what
Adele: Will you marry me?
Youngjae: Adelaide McCarthy, I swear if this is another one of your little jokes I will-
Adele: I'm serious, Youngjae

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Adele: How does this dress look?
Jaebum: Amazing! I wish I could pull it off
Adele: Go ahead
Jaebum: What?
Adele: What
Jinyoung: WHAT?!

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Adele: Sometimes I feel like dying
Jinyoung: Good for you

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BamBam: Oh c'mon, Mark hyung can't be good at everything, maybe he's a bad kisser or something
Adele: No, he's good at that too.
BamBam: What?
Adele: What

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Youngjae: How are we supposed to get cake ready in an hour?
Mark: We could buy a cake in less than an hour
Jackson: No, I don't wanna buy a cake. . .
Adele: We should just draw a cake! It's the thought that counts right, right?

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Adele: Hey, about that love letter you sent.
Yugyeom: Did you like it?
Adele: Yeah, the fourth sentence. . .
Yugyeom: Yes, that's where it gets real emotional-
Adele: You forgot a comma.

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Jaebum: Quick, we need a distraction. Is anyone good at yelling, screaming and jumping around violently?
Adele & Jackson: Our time has come.

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Jinyoung: Alright, I got a box, we're going to put everything we love in a box.
Adele: Can I put Youngjae in the box?
Jinyoung: No
Jaebum: Can I put Youngjae in the box?
Jinyoung: No.
Jackson: Can I-
Jinyoung: NO ONE IS PUTTING YOUNGJAE IN A FUCKING BOX

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BamBam, holding a broken lamp: Noona, I accidentally broke it. What do I do?
Adele: Throw it out the window and run

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Adele: People are always asking "Are you a morning person or a night person?" And I'm like, buddy, I'm barely even a person
Jinyoung:

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Yugyeom: Addie, did you vacuum the dorm?
Adele: I think I did
Yugyeom: You think?
Adele: It's the thought that counts. I thought I vacuumed.

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Adele: Hey oppa
Jinyoung: What?
Adele: Breathe if you think I'm cute
Jinyoung:
Adele: Jinyoung you're turning blue

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Mark, loses Jackson in the crowd: Jaebum's gonna kill me!
Adele: Wait I got this
Adele: Mark's more handsome than Jackson
Jackson, out of nowhere: You know what this isn't fair. I'm handsome too! Can't you just love me instead of Mark?!

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Youngjae: Truth or dare?
Adele: Truth.
Youngjae: How many hours have you slept this week?
Adele: Dare.
Youngjae: I dare you to go to sleep
Adele: I don't like this game. . .