Julie: Nayeon, my old arch enemy.
Sana: . . . I thought I was your arch enemy?
Julie: I have a life outside of you, Sana.

Dahyun: *Screams*
Jeongyeon: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Jihyo: Should we do something?
Julie, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Julie: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Mina: Alright, what's 30x17
Julie: 47
Mina: That's not even close.
Julie: But it was fast.

Julie: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Julie: *Gets down on one knee*
Chaeyoung: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Julie: *Falls over*
Chaeyoung: The poison is kicking in.

Julie: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Tzuyu: It isn't smirking at anyone they're all just imagining it.
Julie: Three of us saw it. How do you explain that?
Tzuyu: *points at Momo* Sleep deprivation. *points at Sana* Paranoia. *points at Jihyo* Delusional personality disorder.

Julie, stubs her toe: FUCK!
Nayeon: Mind your language!
Julie: What am I supposed to say, "Woe is I" ??
Nayeon:
Julie: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Julie: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

Julie: God, give me patience.
Jeongyeon: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Julie: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Momo: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Julie: I'm a knife.
Sana, from across the room: She's the little spoon.