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( 3:24 pm)
dadfoot

dadfoot: STELLA
STELL
EL
STELLA AURORA BLACK

you: fan behavior🤚
what

dadfoot: YOU NEED TO
TALK TO HARRY

you: him
you: ew

dadfoot: JUST PLEASE
TALK TO HIM

you: k

dadfoot: pls cupid who?

( 3: 36 )
romilldas hoe

you: greetings

romilldas hoe: LOOK

you: wtf that gotta do with me
you: WAIT HOLY MOTHER
FUCKIN SHIT IS
THAT A LOVE POTION

romilldas hoe: YES

you: and how do i know
you aren't lying...

romilldas hoe: use the truth
serum on me

you
you: bet call me

incoming call from "romilldas hoe"
accept or decline

romilldas hoe: just pick up the phone
don't play with me right now

incoming call from "romilldas hoe"
accept or decline

(ruffling noises)
yo- hey hi heh

shut up you are being awkward
just take the serum

*shows the potion*
see this, i am not lying i swear

just take it

*takes a sip of the potion*
come at me

hmm
is that love potion real

yes

great!
all i needed to know!
if you don't mind me im gonna go kill a bitch

*widened eyes*
yeah yeah, you do that *chuckles*

end call?
yes or no

bad bitches only

you:

dean: got any tea?

you: YES
you: like hot tea
you: burning tea
you: burning hot tea

gin: then go on tell us

you: it was a love
potion

padma: GIRL I LITERALLY
KNEW IT
padma: trewlawny who?

parvati: wow, romillda must
be desperate...

mione: ew harry please
take a shower

harry<3: yes

billius:

GOOD I WAS ABOUT TO
CRY MY SECOND FAVORITE
SHIP WAS ABOUT TO DIE

seamus: who is your
first favorite ship?

nev: harry styles and
louis tomlinson?

luna: draco and harry?

billius: uh no
billius: me and hermione
of course!

mione: you know i
am just too irresistible

billius: ok ron you got this
erased
billius: hermione so uh
wanna go to hogsmeade
with me?

mione: YESSSSSS
erased

you:

harry<3:

mione: yeah sure haha

nev:

gin: about time my brother
starts making moves

parvati: ROMILLDA
ON THE QUIDDITCH
PITCH

you: gotta go🏃‍♀️

dean: AH
dean: you drag her queen

meanwhile, in the slytherin group chat

slytherins and draco🐍

draco: still confused why the name is
slytherins AND draco🐍

theo: cause your dad probably
bought his way in
making you a slytherin
theo: it was kind of sus
you know.
theo: it said slytherin before
it touched your head
theo: or maybe it just didn't
want to touch all that gel

blaise: WAIT WAIT EVERYONE STOP

theo: awh you could've made me drop my croissant

daphne: shut the fuck up theo for just a minute
daphne: IS THAT STELLA CHASING ROMILLDA

crabbe: what the freeekkkkkkkk

goyle: XD WHAT

draco: WHAT

blaise: OH NAW
blaise: I NEED TO SEE THIS

theo: ME TOO

daphne: QUIDDITCH PITCH
RIGHT NOW

everyone is offline

pansy: hello
pansy: helloooo

a/n: THANK YOU FOR 1K READS IN UNDER 3 HOURS WHAT

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