-

( 5: 24 pm )
harry

harry: heyyy🤗🤗🤗🤗

you: are you drunk?

harry: what no it's literally 5 pm

you: oh ok
you: what do u need then?

harry: cant i just talk to my bestie🥳

you: 😐😐
you:bestie my ass

harry: lol be my wife then
harry: OH SHIT NO THAT
WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO
SENDFDD

you: chill dude at least take me
on a date first🙄🙄

harry: ok
harry: go to hogsmeade w me

you: ouhhh demanding i like it
you: just to let u know
i don't like softboys and i
completely despise fluff
you: at least sometimes though

harry: ok well i want to
have 3 kids i also
want to live in a house
not too big but not to
small either
harry: OH and i also want to be
that cool work dad while you
are the cute stay at home mom
who drives a cool car and takes
our kids to quidditch practice

you: bet

harry: so it's a date?

you: it's a date

harry: YES OH MYGODFORCN
TAKE THAT SIRIUS YA
STUPID BITCH
erased
harry:brilliant!

harrys pov

( 5:24 pm )
father in law

you: guess what you bitch

father in law: i don't feel like
guessing

you: ur my father in law

father in law: WHAT
father in law: YOU PROPOSED
TO MY DAUGHTER?
father in law: IT IS SUPPOSE TO
GO DATING THEN BREAK UP

you: chill chill chilll
you: i asked her on a date

father in law: let me
give u a few rules
father in law: if u break my daughters
heart i will rip out every bone in
ur body and feed it to the mer people
father in law: and say hello to
lily and james while you're at it

you: oh shit
you: i will not disappoint you

stellas pov

( 5: 32 pm )
dadfoot

you: dad
you: dad
you: dad
you: dadddd

dadfoot: yes yes i know all the tea
dadfoot: you are going on a date
with harry

you: 👍

dadfoot: here is one rule
dadfoot: make his pockets hurt💰💰💰
dadfoot: chile forgot we are richer than him

you: who gives a shit honestly
you: but i know for a fact
he is not going to let me spend
one cent

dadfoot: whipped mf✋😐

you: fr🙄

a/n: pls give me some romione head canons i am obsessed with romione

how it should have gone