[Nadia]
Candlelight and moonlight all around us
I look into your eyes
You hold my hand underneath the table
And I can't disguise the way I feel

I could've wished a thousand wishes
For this night I can't believe
That it's finally me and you and you and me
Just us, and your friend Jez

Dododododo Jez Dodododoo Leave
What's the deal with your friend Jez--
Oh, hey! How's it going?

You took me out for waffles and to the movies
I was hoping for romance
You even took me to the Mexican circus
I thought there was a chance we'd be alone

I could've wished a thousand wishes
For Jez to disappear
What the fuck's your fucking problem
Why's she always here?

Dododododo Jez Dododododo Go away
What's the deal with your friend Jez--
Oh, hey! How's it going?

It's not that I don't like your friend
But how many hours with her can you spend
It's not that I don't think she's great
But its only you, only you I wanna date

Are you gay for Jez I think you may be
And that would be alright
But let a bitch know just what your steez is
So I know if I should shave tonight

I could've wished a thousand wishes
'Cause I like to be with you
But if it's always me and you and your friend Jez
There's nothing I can...

Dododododo Jez Dododododo Leave
What's the deal with your friend Jez
I don't even care how she's doing
Jez