[Angel]
Grab some ambrosia and let the nectar flow

[Hayden]
Why is everyone scraping part of their food into the fire? Is the food here really that bad?

[Angel]
Offering to the gods. It's not enough that they're omnipotent and all powerful, they need to feel appreciated.
To the gods!

[Campers]
To the gods

[Angel]
Oh things couldn't be worse
When your parents run the universe

[Campers]
Oh things couldn't be worse
When your folks run the universe

[Angel]
My dad is Hermes
He messengers things
You'll know his sign by his shoes with those wings
I'd wait by the phone, but the phone never rings!
Oh no

[Campers]
Oh no

[Angel]
When your dad's a god, life can be toughx
I met the guy once, and once was enough

Elizabeth?

[Eliza]
My mom's Athena
I guess that's cool
But I really am sort of a fool
I don't have her wits
But I got Aph's ti-

[Campers]
Oh no

[Eliza]
Oh and my stepmom, she hates me
And my dad works all day
So I left Virginia and I ran away

[Hayden]
Wait, is that true?

[Angel]
Everybody!

[Campers]
Oh, things couldn't be worse
When your parents run the universe
Oh, things couldn't be worse
When your folks run the universe

[Angel]
Alright, who's next?

[Cam]
Oh, okay, let me see
My mom's Demeter
Goddess of grain
She gets excited when it starts to rain
But planting and planting and planting's a pain
Oh no

[Campers]
Oh no

[Cam]
Right?
For their sixteenth birthday, my friends got a car!
I got a fern in some dumb mason jar

[Charlie]
Ooh ooh, my turn!
I'm a child of Pan
God of the wild
For those who love nature, they're often beguiled
He's not really my dad, but I'm sort of his child...
Oh no...

[Campers]
Oh no

[Charlie]
He went for a hike to explore new frontiers
And no one has seen him for thousands of years

[Campers]
Oh, things couldn't be worse
When your parents run the universe
Oh, things couldn't be worse
When your folks run the universe

[Hayden]
Chiron! Who's your dad?

[Chiron]
Oh, well
My father is Cronos
Remember my lecture
He ate his children

[Angel]
Yeah, Chiron wins

[Campers make noises of agreement]

[Angel]
How about you, Gracie?

[Gracie]
The goddess of love
My mom's Aphrodite
She tries to be cool but mainly she's flighty
I'll bring home a boy, and she's there in her nightie

[Campers]
Oh no!

[Gracie]
It's so embarrassing guys!
I've tried to seek help
From even the Fates
Cause she steals my mascara and all of my dates

[Angel]
Alright Hayden, it's your turn

[Hayden]
No,if I sang, it would probably cause an avalanche

[Angel]
Oh, we're all friends here! Give it a shot!

[Hayden]
My mom was named Mary
She loved funny movies
And food that was blue and-

[Cam]
She's doing it wrong

[Gracie]
Yeah, who's your godly parent?

[Hayden]
I don't know

[Angel]
It's alright. A lot of Half-Bloods never know their godly parents. Just give it a try

[Hayden]
So my dad is some god
That's great I guess...
Did he not want me? Or not want the stress?
Too bad he's the worst, and my life is a mess
Oh no

[Campers cheer]

I hope he shows even a trace
Cause I got some choice words to throw in his face!

[Campers]
Oh things couldn't be worse
When your parents run the universe

Oh things couldn't be worse

[Angel]
But I don't care where our parents may be
As long as you are here with me

[Campers]
We don't care where our parents may be
As long as you are here with me
As long as you are here with me!