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you: currently
regretting my life
decisions

mione: i knew you'd
come back

you: yeah in a bit but

harry: but what? are you
hurt? do i need to get my
diamond sword out?

billius: protective harry
protective harry protective
harry

you:

mione: how do you
get these pictures?!

you: my main g
colin creevey🥶

you: as i was saying,
right now i am at something
called a walmart so want
anything?

billius: stella is being
nice?😳

you: only sometimes
don't get used to it

harry: i would like
condoms

you: don't worry that
was first on the list

you: would you want
plastic bags🥺

harry: yes😫

mione: what for?

harry: NOTHING

billius: ok this is
my list

billius:

you: you're lucky
i'm rich

harry: what do you
need a vibrator for-

billius: it's self explanatory
scar head

mione: why do you need
red hair dye?

you: is ronald billius
weasley a fake
ginga?! #notclickbait

billius: that's a secret
i'll never tell xoxo gossip
girl

harry: ok but can we
appreciate how sirius
hasn't killed me yet

mione: time is ticking
for you buddy

you: ok i'm coming
home just in case
sirius pulls some
shit that will put him in
azkaban for the second
time

stella put on her earphones and started to listen to 'can you hear my heart' to add a dramatic effect.

she had all of ron's stuff in one hand and a key in the other.

she started running fast like really fast.

sike she a silly little slowpoke.

not only that, even though she didn't want to admit harry potter did break her back so she couldn't run fast.

she stopped running and realized she was at the lupin cottage.

she stopped her music and texted remus.

fav werewolf

you: i'm outside your
house bestie

fav werewolf: NO DON'T
COME IN

she decided to ignore his message and went inside the lupin cottage anyway.

stella already had the key so she unlocked the door and went upstairs.

when she went into remus' room she saw a horrifying sight.

sirius and remus were 'wrestling'.

"mmm this is definetly fruity'. stella said and walked into the living room.

sirius and remus both ran downstairs to see stella playing mario kart on the tv.

"hey." she simply said not looking up from the tv.

"uh why aren't you saying anything..." sirius said.

"i said hey helen keller." stella rolled her eyes.

"we mean about the sight you just saw." remus added on.

"because i don't give a fuck." stella laughed. "you see i am not the type of person to murder someone because they are living their best life." stella gestured over to sirius who cheekily smiled and waved.

"so how about this." stella continued. "you don't murder harry, and forget that i told you anything and i won't care that i just walked in on you guys doing to mango tango."

"deal." sirius said and stuck his hand out and stella shook it.

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ALSO THE IMAGINE THE FANCAST SIRIUS AND REMUS SO BEN BARNES AND ANDREW GARFIELD

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