father in law

harry: hello

father in law: grr

harry: hello

father in law: grr

harry: hello

father in law: hello

harry: finally

harry: i need advice

father in law: i'm gay

harry: so?

father in law: i like
randomly coming
out to people.

harry: nice, well i
need advice

father in law: yes?

harry: iwanatellstellailoverher

father in law: welcome to
simp city my guy.

harry: you've been simping
for remus since day 1 shut
the hell up.

father in law: simping for
remus is a lifestyle

father in law: BUT YOU
CAN'T HAVE HIM HE
IS MINE

harry: dude i am in a
relationship with your
daughter

father in law: i know but
like remus is hot so anyone
can simp for him

harry: nevermind asking
you for advice all you
ever do is talk about how
hot remus is

father in law: ok fine i'll
stop

father in law: what do you
need?

harry: *nostrils flare up
and down*

harry: i told you already

father in law: ohh yeahh

father in law: ok well
i think to do those taylor
swift music video where you
put it up to the window
and that sick stuff

father in law: #wattpadgrind

harry: i'm asking remus

vending machine

harry: hullo

vending machine: why did
you just say 'hullo'

harry: pls not you just
tell me some advice

vending machine: fine,
wot is it? 🧍‍♀️

harry: how do you tell
someone you love them?

vending machine: hmmm

vending machine: if you are
talking about stella then you
should probably go sky diving
and when you are in the middle
of the air just scream 'i love
you.'

harry: really?

vending machine: yup

harry: thank you! i just
bought the tickets.

harry is offline

little did harry know it wasn't remus who was actually texting him.

"sirius give me back my phone!" yelled an angry remus. while sirius was giggling like crazy.

"you're hot when you're angry." sirius pointed out then went back to running.

remus took the phone out of sirius' hands then looked at the messages between 'him' and harry.

remus' eyes widened and looked at sirius who was still laughing.

"sirius!" yelled remus. "is this suppose to be a good idea?"

"i guess?"

dick destroyer😍

harry: get ready tomorrow
we are going sky diving

dick destroyer😍: bet

a/n: get ready🤑 pls and i am really feeding y'all today.

AND SORRY I HATE WRITING FLUFF

today's pic:

bestie westie