harry: so last night
was not a dream

mione: no it was not

billius: oh damn that means
we met harry's parents

you: that was so sick
you: i want them to
come back

harry: they'll come and go

mione: how are you not
fazed harry...

harry: this is hogwarts
harry: anything could happen

billius: y'all are so dry💔😭

harry: ok

you: ew
you: i hate dry people

harry: HEY😩💔😭😤

mione: what's that i see

billius: a simp
billius: #ROMIONE

harry: not ron being the
captain of his own ship😭

you: he dedicated😍😍

mione: as he should😩

harry: weren't you guys
like making out though😍

you: WAIT SO IT WASNT
A DREAM

billius: next question🙂

you: did you guys do the
mango tango

mione: next question🙂

harry: OMFG OMFG OMFG
harry: HOW DID YOU LOSE
IT BEFORE ME

billius: oh i didn't lose it with
hermione

you:

harry: uh #Shocked
#MindBlowned

mione: oh and i didn't
lose it with ronald

you:

billius: WHAT
billius: who did you
lose it to then

mione: your brother, fred😹😹😹😹

harry:

you: i think my dad
lost his to remus

billius: omfg the sexual
tension between them
though

mione: #rirus or #simus

james is online

james: uh no❤️
james: #wolfstar

you: just a regular
day where someone
from hell joins our chat

james: I AM FROM HEAVEN

james is offline

harry: damn who hurt him

james is online

james: your mom

harry: how?

james: she lost it to
snivellus

billius: WHATDIDHESAYY

james is offline

mione: who knew snape was
freakeyy

you: ok lockhart lover

mione is offline

harry: not me imaging snape
and my mom-
harry: #Scared4Life

harry is offline

a/n: sorry my humor is currently dead lmfao😭

today's pic:

i hate snily with a passion their whole relationship was toxic so if you ship snily 👉🚪

ALSO there is now wolfstar coming up so if you are homophobic i will have to politely ask you to leave🤗🤗🤗