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in the heaven groupchat...

james: this pussy guy
gives me bad vibes

lily: you mean pucey?

regulus: same thing lmfao

lily: eh idk it might be
some silly crush

regulus: i-
regulus: no i am a #starry
shipper

james: nothing can come
between them

lily: except for ginny
lily: if stella had the chance
she would be with ginny

regulus: no
regulus: #starry4eva

james: where is dorcas and
marlene?

lily: probably snogging

regulus: oh😃

james: I HAVE AN IDEA

lily: what's your idea

regulus: i'm not gonnna be
mercy

james: reggie with his tiktok
memes
james: as i was saying we should
prank pussy

lily: pucey*
lily: why?

james: because we don't like
him
james: and he is getting in
between our starry ship

regulus: YESSSS

james: YESSSS

lily: ugh fine
lily: only because i am a
starry shipper as well

james: brilliant!
james: how should we prank
him?

regulus: james-
regulus: you're lucky i'm smart

lily: what's your idea?

regulus: ✨catfish✨

james: YES
james: and then we will
blame it on severus!!

regulus: YESSS

lily: oh my
lily: ok i am in

james: great!!

regulus: let's use sommer ray
as the face

lily: regulus you are doing this
because i don't want random
girls in james' phone

james: jealous?

lily: divorce is an option you know.

james: yup sorry!

regulus: ya boys whipped
regulus: anyways i'll go
to prank him now

meanwhile on earth.

regulus' pov

direct messages to @adrianpucey

you: hi cutie !!

adrian: uh hey?

you: how are you on
this fine evening?

adrian: it's morning.

you: yes sorry my bad!!
you: i'm dory
you: and i have short term
m-m-memory loss

adrian: nice?
adrian: what's your name?

you: oh yes uh
you: reginalda.

adrian: your name is uh
adrian: interesting

you: boy shut up your lastname is literally pucey

adrian: haha.

you: well i was wondering
if you wanted to get to know
eachother a little bit😇

adrian: uh sure
adrian: how do you look
like?

you:

there🤩

adrian: ooooo cute

you: thanks 🙏

adrian: what's with that
emoji?

you: you have no humor
babes.

adrian: you kind of remind
me of stella black?

you: AYYY BITCHES THATS
MY NIECE
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you: who's that?

adrian: how do you now know
who that is-

that's how she looks like

you: why does it look like
you stalked her to get that
picture

adrian: hahahahha
adrian: noooo

you: heh ok
you: pls drowning is
better than this
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adrian: so reginalda tell
me a bit bout yourself

you: uh i'm hot

adrian: you sure are😘

you: ew no
you: you sound like indian
men in my dms

adrian: huh?

you: i catfished you
you: LMFAO

adrian: huh
adrian: how do you look
like then

you:

adrian: uh what

you: lmao don't you get it
you: you got ✨catfished✨
you: you are very desperate

adrian is offline

you: pucey
you: pusey
you: pussy
you: ushy gushy my pucey
you: puthayuuyuyyyyy
you: adrian puthay pumper

a/n: humor = broken
filler chapter ig? lmfao someone really wanted the heaven people to prank someone so here it is

also these chapters are very stupid because tbh this book is like a carefree book

if i DO make a new book it probably will have voldemort and stella roasting the shit out of him or something LMFAO😭

today's pic

step on me😩🙏