"C-chapstick??"

"YeAh, that thing you apply on your lips to keep them soft and fluffy, ya know?", Yoongi didn't know from where the fuck this calmness came from but he was glad that he wasn't just freaking out in that moment cause it'd have made the situation just ten times more awkward.

"Uh... Happy Lips Mango..from Blistex"
[A/N: no product placement tho🤠
Give me my 100€ now that I mentioned you in my book blistex you fuckers]

"That motherfucker tastes like heaven",Yoongi admitted, licking his lips one more time before the flavor wasn't tastable anymore.

"Uh I- I'm so sorry for t-the kiss I-",Jimin tried to apologize, his cheeks burning in embarrassment.

"Oh it's chill bro, nohomo though" - wait what?

Did I just say nohomo - WAIT WHAT

Yoongi's eyes widen, not wanting to believe what just came out of his mouth. He wanted to play it cool so badly that he messed up.

"Y-yeah n-no homo s-sure I actually h-hate gay p-people so..",Jimin's cheeks were still flushed and his legs were still weak, all he wanted was go home and dig a hole just to die in it.
[A/N: big phat mood lol]

Yoongi would definitely lie if he would say that Jimin's words didn't hit him like bullets, hearing him saying it on the phone was one thing but hearing it coming from his mouth while he was still facing him hurt, badly.

"So if you hate gay's why'd you kiss me then?",Yoongi gulped, scolding himself for the straightforward question.

Jimin's cheeks became even more red if that was even possible, his mind trying to make an excuse up as soon as possible.

"Uh because... because my lips were lonely and I thought they'd be happy if they'd meet yours!!"

Wait what?

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Kskskskksks i love it when the chapters end like this