RapHuman
Hey babe ;)

Sassprincessj
What do you want

RapHuman
Your dick up my ass🤪

Sassprincessj
I thought you were a top.

RapHuman
I am but you got me begging for your touch..

Sassprincessj
EW EW EW STOP

RapHuman
Why? Am I Making your pipi hard?

Sassprincessj
You're actually making me gag

RapHuman
Wait till I choke you

Sasaprincessj
Why are you texting me

RapHuman
I'm bored and i bet you're too

Sassprincessj
I'm not

Sasaprincessj
I'm busy

RapHuman
Oh really? Doing what?

Sasaprincessj
None of your concern

RapHuman
It actually is

RapHuman
I must know what my future husband is doing

Sassprincessj
Future husband? Don't make me laugh

RapHuman
You can be my Bonny and I'll be your Clyde

Sasaprincessj
I refuse

RapHuman
How can you refuse to being my Bonny

Sasaprincessj
Bcs my name is Sasaprincessj💁‍♂️

RapHuman
Kim Seokjin

RapHuman
Sounds good

Sasaprincessj
Yes because that's my actual name you dumbass

RapHuman
Why do you always gotta ruin everything

Sasaprincessj
Cause I'm Kim seokjin

RapHuman
*Namjoons future husband

Sasaprincessj
Who tf is Namjoon

RapHuman
The dude who owns your nudes aka me

Sasaprincessj
Omfg not the nudes again

RapHuman
Listen, it's simple.

RapHuman
Be my boyfriend and your nudes are safe

RapHuman
If not then I might accidentally leak them

Sasaprincessj
That's actually blackmailing

RapHuman
That's getting a boyfriend a la Namjoon

Sasaprincessj
What makes you think I'm gay?

RapHuman
Oh please

RapHuman
You're in a groupchat called 'the gays' you have orange hair and you said that i'm hot

Sasaprincessj
I never said you're hot!!

RapHuman
Read the three last words of your previous message again

RapHuman
Now you did

Sasaprincessj
Omg

RapHuman
Soo?

Sasaprincessj
How can I be your boyfriend if we never met and talked about 5 Times?

RapHuman
We're gonna met soon and I promise you won't regret it

Sasaprincessj
Okay then I guess...

RapHuman
WHAT REALLY??

Sasaprincessj
Well I don't want everyone to see my fucking dick.

RapHuman
Really? Their eyes would get blessed

Sasaprincessj
Whatever you say

RapHuman
I'VE A BOYFRIEND
I'VE A BOYFRIEND

Sasaprincessj
Fuck you please

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Not to say something but we're almost arrived at part 80 and there wasn't even a kiss between Yoongz and Jimin oh well

I know that y'all hate me😔

BUT JOKES ON YOU I HATE YOU MORE

edited.