The REAL translations are in the comments kdkdkdkdk

To all my french homies: get ready to laugh your ass off

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The other ones aren't replying so help me out pls

SensitiveNipplesj
Okay whatcha want

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How can I impress Jimin?

SensitiveNipplesj
Some people get impressed if you're multilingual

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I can speak one fucking language are you kidding me

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I bet Park can speak French

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Okay good for him but I can't

SensitiveNipplesj
Good that you have me🤩

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Okay tell me some basic things

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Okay so Let's Start with the basics

SensitiveNipplesj
Merde = hello

(A/N:merde = shit)

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So if you wanna say hello just say merde

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Merde Jungkook!

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Okay i got it

SensitiveNipplesj
Okay now how are you

SensitiveNipplesj
How are you = Putain mais t'es un beau gosse?

(a/n: something like "fuck, you're a hot dude")

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Ohhh okay!!

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Merde Jungkook! Putain mais t'est un beau gosse?

SensitiveNipplesj
Good good

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Now 'I am fine and how are you?'

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Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

(a/n: do you wanna fuck with me tonight?)

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Noted!!

SensitiveNipplesj
And now what are you doing?

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What are you doing? = Je veux te baiser?

(a/n: i wanna fuck you)

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Okay got it!! French is actually really easy

SensitiveNipplesj
Yeah yeah it is

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And how do you say have a nice day?

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Je suis totallement gay pour toi

(a/n : i am totally gay for you)

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Gay??? Huh??

SensitiveNipplesj
Gay means day in french

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Oooohhh makes sense!! 

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imma go impress him now!!

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This was so funny for me to write dkdkdkdkkd

I think that junglecock is gonna be dead soon