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Namjoon
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Namjoon
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Namjoon you fucker

@RapHuman
What

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Yo I won't sound like a fangirl but HAVE YOU SEEN JIMINS NEW PICTURE??
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Beautiful.
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AMAzInG.
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Perfect.

@RapHuman
u so gay

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No. I'm just soft af when I see Jimin
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But I still hate y'all
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You're a big fat fucker
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When I see you:
🤮😫😭🙄😥
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When I see Jimin:
💗💕💓💞💖💘💝❤️💖💓
uwuuwuuwuuwuuwuuwu

@RapHuman

@RapHuman
Not but srsly Yoongs u should like go ahead and dm Jimin
@RapHuman
And tell him how 'perfect' he is😤

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Awwww don't tell me you're jealous

@RapHuman
Me? Jealous? I ain't even gay so stfu

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Oh so you ain't gay?
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Hmmmmm
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Just in case you forgot

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HE does exist Namjoon

@RapHuman
You got me there
@RapHuman
But still, you need to dm Jimin

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And what should I say? Hi, I'm totally gay for you and yes idk why I'm even texting you but marry me thank you

@RapHuman
Just write what's on your mind dude

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BUT THATS EXACTLY WHATS ON MY MIND WHEN I SEE HIS GORGEOUS FACE
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No okay I was too soft rn
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Sorry
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I hate you

@RapHuman
love you too and no joke, I seriously don't understand why you can't text him. It's not like you confess to him or something. You could just idk text him how much you admire him and tell him that he's perfect and stuff 

@RapHuman

Maybe he'll reply 

@RapHuman
And then u both can be friendssss

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I don't think that's a good idea tbh

@RapHuman
You know what? I'm comin over and I'll help you to like text him

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That ain't a good idea

@RapHuman
Do you trust me?

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No
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You're a dick

@RapHuman
You are what you eat right? ;)

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Aha
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So you're telling me you're eating dick now
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Just a reminder:
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Just take it off now girl
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Take it off
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I'm a master with your bra baby

@RapHuman
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M COMING OVER BUT JUST TO BEAT YOUR PALE ASS YOU SUCKER

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Imma help you slide those panties off

@RapHuman
I'm almost there, any last words?

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IMMA BEAT THAT PUSSY LIKE YOU NEVER EVER FELT BEFORE

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