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𝙠𝙚𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙝𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙝 𝗁𝖺𝗌
𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒!

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2 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘰. . .

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𝙠𝙚𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙝𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝗁𝖺𝗌
𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱! 𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗍𝗈 𝖼𝗁𝖾𝖼𝗄
𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁!

𝐤𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐡 • keilahdelilah
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The CLASSIC Straight Man Response ™

tagged — hazosterfield
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𝐤𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐡 • keilahdelilah
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three hours later... teaching straight
men one at a time

tagged — hazosterfield
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username1⠀it makes me happy that one of them is finally catching on,,, we love education
     ⤷ keilahdelilah⠀we do

username2⠀doing the lords work 👏🏾
     ⤷ keilahdelilah⠀always

username3⠀next time a straight man asks who 'we' is, just be like me, myself, and i
     ⤷ keilahdelilah⠀I SAID THAT 😭

username4⠀literally why can't men stop disappointing
     ⤷ username4⠀update: we're no longer disappointed

averydenj⠀the amount of times i've had to explain that we is me to guys is ridiculous
     ⤷ keilahdelilah⠀LIT RALLY

username5⠀harrison as jon snow ???? bitch stop it right now
     ⤷ keilahdelilah⠀the vibes were SO STRONG bitch
     ⤷ username6⠀post the pic he sent you. you won't, xoxo
     ⤷ hazosterfield⠀keilahdelilah don't even think about it
     ⤷ keilahdelilah⠀username6 oops... the king showed up so you know what, you're right... i won't post it
     ⤷ keilahdelilah⠀username6 yet*
     ⤷ hazosterfield⠀keilahdelilah not ever*

hazosterfield⠀i can't believe you tweeted this
     ⤷ keilahdelilah

     ⤷ hazosterfield⠀keilahdelilah stop
     ⤷ keilahdelilah⠀hazosterfield make me
     ⤷ kcwayne⠀keilahdelilah tone it down, amandla
     ⤷ amandlajones⠀kcwayne HEY! -.-

私はメッセージ// 𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞
𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝗍𝖾𝗑𝗍!

⤹ *·˚ 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 👑 ⋆.ೃ࿔*
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𝖳𝗈𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝟦:𝟤𝟫 𝗉.𝗆.

just like to remind you that
tmrw is monday

queen 👑
you've reminded me of that fact
five times today and for the fifth
time i am saying shut up or i will
cancel this scheduled appointment

i can't help it

queen 👑
yes you can
by not talking

aren't you excited???

queen 👑
eh

wow i'm truly hurt

queen 👑
good
you're annoying

annoyingly cute

queen 👑
eh

wait did you really send two
memes of katy perry in a row?

queen 👑
i did and what about it?

nothing
i just noticed it, that's all

queen 👑
mhm...

you wanna hear something
ironically funny??

queen 👑
something ironically funny?
from you??
that's new

shut up
i'm funny
anyway

queen 👑
i beg to differ but continue

you told me to get out of your
dms and then asked for my #

queen 👑

oh, how the turn tables

queen 👑

you can't deny the facts

queen 👑
i will kill you

no you won't
you like me too much to do that

queen 👑
BAHASHSHSHHAHAHAHAAHHAH
god, now that's funny
i never said i like you because i don't
i tolerate you because you entertain
me sometimes

lies lies lies
you like me
but it's ok if you want to stay
in denial... i know the truth

queen 👑
the truth is that i'm this (🤌) close
to blocking your number and social
media accs

you won't

queen 👑
oh, you wanna bet?

oh, i do

queen 👑
say less.

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𝗍𝗁𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗂𝖿𝗂𝖼𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌!

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𝗸𝗲𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗵𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗵 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖻𝗅𝗈𝖼𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗵𝗮𝘇𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱
𝗸𝗲𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗵𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗵 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖻𝗅𝗈𝖼𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗵𝗮𝘇𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱
𝗸𝗲𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗵𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗵 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖻𝗅𝗈𝖼𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 👑
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𝗈𝗇 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫!
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𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝗍𝖾𝗑𝗍!

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𝖳𝗈𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝟤:𝟤𝟩 𝗉.𝗆.

ok what the fuck

serena 💄👠
huh

WHY DID YOU BLOCK HARRISON

serena 💄👠
listennnnn

I DON'T CARE
HE'S BLOWING UP MY PHONE NOW
I'M TRYING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES
WITH JACOB AND TONY RN

serena 💄👠
ok and????? you can multitask
you're doing it RIGHT NOW

why did you block him
what was the reason

serena 💄👠

keilah

serena 💄👠
hehe i'll stop

just answer the damn question

serena 💄👠
i blocked him because he's
annoying and he said i wouldn't...
so i had to prove him wrong.

why do you have to play hard
to get
why do you have to prove him wrong

serena 💄👠
1. i AM hard to get. period.
2. because he pisses me off and i like
being right

you're hardheaded is more like it

serena 💄👠
you talk like you're not the most
stubborn bitch in existence
shut the fuck up

fair.
can you unblock him now?
it's been like 20 mins
i think he knows he was wrong

serena 💄👠
nope

god, this is so stupid
you're stupid

serena 💄👠
stupid cute

your sense of humor is broken,
i swear to god

serena 💄👠
oh i know
i'll unblock him tmrw before we
ft. pass along the message 💋💋

-.-
i hate you

serena 💄👠
you know you love me
xoxo, gossip girl

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     hey everyone!! i hope you all enjoyed the twelfth chapter!

     this chapter makes me ugly laugh... it's so stupid. i crack myself up so much.

     well, that's it. that's the author's note. i don't have much to say but ILYYYY !!!!! more chapters will be out soon. i've been working every day this summer, just moved into my apartment, and haven't written much, but i promise i haven't forgotten about this book! (yes, i know it's been three months. pls don't comment about it.)

     𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐘 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑: thank you all for taking the time out of your days to comment on this story. it means a lot and helps the story be spread to a wider audience &&& gives me the opportunity to grow as an author. all i ask is that people vote on each chapter, please. as a creator, it takes time to write and develop stories. especially social media-based ones because there's so much to take into consideration and the amount of time i've dedicated to finding graphics, screenshotting everything siena mirabella (and other characters) posts, making graphics, etc., is ridiculous. so please, vote on every chapter. it means a lot more than i could ever express.

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