*it's Valentino's birthday*

Y/N: Hey Val! I made you a card!

Val: Wh-really? *takes the card*

The card:

"You have a hair on your head for every person that likes you :)"

Val: -.-

Y/N: I also got you a present! *hands him a gift*

Val: *opens it* It's a hairbrush.

Y/N: Exactly.