TJ, in his room by himself: Sexyyyyy wormssssss~ *scrambles to text the family group chat*

TJ: I just whispered “sexyyyyy wormsssss” and I think I posssed by god

Angel: Did you get into my stash of sugar?

Addi: What god did you get possessed by TJ?

TJ: I think Eros

Paul: Probably Zeus because Eros was a good and lawful guy

Claire: You ruin the vibe