year 4 gangstas
you: please but that article
would actually be a dream
dean: LILA- but no it
actually would bye
mione: what article???
billius: wait is it that one
about rita skeeter saying
how she has been hooking
up with hermione, fred,
george, harry, and fleur?
you: yup, she also said
that i have been hooking
up with you too ron
parvati: man wtf is this
nev: say "i" if you want
to blow up mrs skeeters
house.
nev: wait- is she a mrs or
ms. is she even married?
i wouldn't be suprised if
she wasn't.
harry: I I I I I I I I I I
seamus: this man is rlly
talking in roman numerals
padma: neville came for
rita's NECK.
padma: but yeah anyways
lila you should feel proud
that you basically pulled
the whole school
mione: report this to mr
dumbledore
you: did- did you just say
MR dumbledore?
you: he doesn't deserve
that respect...
nev: is dumbledore even
married?
nev: wait he's gay
dean:
harry: you're dating seamus...
dean: hear me out on
this one, please.
billius: i'm listening
mione:
parvati: ayo?
billius: dean. go on.
dean: so basically...
dean is offline
seamus is offline
you: ugh dw they are just
playing wand wars 😩
you: oh my god. i just
realized something.
nev: what's wrong?
you: doesn't mrs weasley
read the witches weakly?
billius: i think. why?
billius: oh i think i know
you: you don't know
billius: you're right
mione: I KNOW. lila is
worried that molly will
call her out and ... you
know what shame her
mione: am i right or am
i right.
harry: no need to worry
lila your aladdin is right
here
padma: i can't. i'm trying
so hard not to throw my
phone out this window
but harry trying to flirt
is the worst thing i could
ever witness.
nev: and he's so bad at it
as well 😭
you: guys ... sirius just
texted the group chat
mione: oh no
billius: what if they show up
to school with guns or smth
harry: they probably would
ngl
parvati: and they walk in
with some dramatic ass
music
nev: and they go to azkaban
for killing rita & accidentally
killing other teachers while
at it.
you: wouldn't be sirius first
time going to azkaban
you: anyways i'm going to
answer them bye
you are offline
—
the icon, convicted murderer, and werewolf
pookie: LOL YOU RLLY
PULLED THE WHOLE
SCHOOL
pookie: rita says that
like it's a bad thing that,
you pulled fred, george,
hermione, ron, harry, &
fleur.
pookie: proud of you
remus: why is ms skeeter
such a bitchhhh
you: honestly peoples fan
behaviors are showing lol,
i have like 60 unopened
mails
remus: NO DONT, DONT
OPEN THOSE
pookie: why??? she is now
basically a celeb. i say open.
who is with me.
you: ME
remus: NO NO NO NO. its
hate mail. people are going
to drug it
you: how do you know?
remus: just please listen
pookie: oh he's begging 😏
you: fine i won't ig
pookie: wait doesn't pita
bread kind of look like
luscios
you: his name is lucius
remus: wait are you two
hooking up? why did you
get so defensive over that
pookie: are you banging
your uncle?
you: i'm done with this
family. you all are so
daft
you are offline
pookie: we should investigate
remus: no
remus is offline
pookie: i just wanna be...
appreciated.
pookie is offline
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