cah may dadday

you: it's hot as hell in this
fucking ass hot ass room i'm
in.

mione: beaubaxton is so
pretty while hogwarts is
just ... bleh

billius: THAT IS VIKTOR
FUCKING KRUM OMG

harry: is anyone going to talk
about how hogwarts is literally
chosen as the host of the
diewizard tournament?!?!?!

harry: triwizard***

you: oh yeah that as well

you: on the other hand fleur
delacour is a fucking goddess

you: cho and fleur are sitting
next to eachother and i am
going to die

you:

mione: "they're so pretty, it
hurts, i'm not talking bout
boys im talking bout girls."

you: "they're so pretty in their
button up shirts, oOoOOo."

billius: huh???

you: uncultured swine

harry: i want to learn more
about this diewizard
tournament.

harry: WHY DOES IT KEEP
AUTO CORRECTING???

harry: wait, is it giving me like
a warning.

harry: is someone going to die???

billius: mate, chill out.

you: you don't have to worry about
it, it's not like you're going to be
chosen for the tournament...

you: and dumbledie probably
will keep everything safe.

you: dumbledore***

harry: yeah, yeah.

you: singing challenge!

billius: if i win i can push you
off mount everest!

mione: you guys a truly idiots.

you: your idiot**

mione: yes, my idiot <333

harry: STOP FLIRTING UGHH

harry: i am raginggggg

harry: i want to cry

harry: i want to cry i want to learn
to love, but all my tears have been
used up.

billius: 🎶on another love, another
love. all my tears have been used up🎶

you: they are broken

mione changed the group name to "shut up bitch"

harry: but besties let's not forget
how hot filch was today while he
was running 😍

you: she a runner she a track
star 😩

mione: why are you guys like
this...

billius: honestly filch was lookin
mighty fine today ☺️

mione left the group

you: she's going to become a
high school dropout stripper

billius: bye- i was just thinking
about being a stripper today.

you: great minds think alike

harry: wait i kinda want to
go to a club-

billius: wait, yes

you added mione

you: herion.

mione: no <3

mione left the group

you added hermione

you: come on hermione,
stayyy 🥺

mione: fine :)

billius: :/

harry: wanna go to a club with
us???

mione: wtf.

you: wanna go to a club with
me???

mione: sure!

you: i'm special ☺️

harry: you are ☺️
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