hot stuff

you: i am sorry to tell you
that i cannot go to the yule
ball as a three-way with you
and cho 😫

hot stuff: oh hello
to you too lila.

hot stuff: that's fine! uh
maybe next time???

you: definitely next time.

hot stuff: you know i wasn't
even going to ask cho to the
yule ball...

you: oh so no three-way???

hot stuff: no i was going to
ask someone else but they
just said they can't.

you: oh i am sorry. who
was the lucky girl

you: or boy idk you don't
seem like a heterosexual

hot stuff: oh i was going to ask
you... but you said you couldn't

you are offline

hot stuff: by the way i can
hear you screaming :-)

you are online

you: WELL I AM NOT GOING
TO HAVE A GOOD TIME IF I
KNOW THAT YOU AREN'T
HAVING A GOOD TIME

hot stuff: lila, it's honestly
okay, anyways i knew that
harry would ask you since
he has been pinning over
you since 3rd year.

hot stuff: i would go with you
if harry wasn't going with you.

hot stuff: harry REALLY likes
you, yk. he always talks about
you. he even might be in love
with you.

you: 😳😳😳😳😳😳

you: love???

hot stuff: well i am not the
person to put words in words
in other people's mouths. but
the way he talks about you makes
it pretty obvious.

hot stuff: so the only way i would
have a good time is knowing that
i created the most awesome and
the best couple ever.

you: i am literally crying.
how can a person be so nice,
sweet, and hot at the same time

hot stuff: genes???

you: i need to have a dance w/
you at the end of the ball though

hot stuff: of course 😂

you: can you like not
use that emoji 🤣💔

you: now you go better ask
cho to the ball because you
two would be the fifth hottest
couple at hogwarts

hot stuff: fifth???

you: after me and fleur,
me and cho, me and
hermione, and me and
harry

hot stuff: damn you are
pulling.

you: as i said i am a
very attractive person

hot stuff: hopefully this convo
doesn't make things awkward
in our friendship???

you: NO, we will remain best
friends forever and you will be
my favorite 6th year

hot stuff: that makes you my
favorite 4th year

you are offline

hot stuff: btw i can hear
you screaming ☺️