you changed string cheese to "ferret"

ferret

you: hey ferret

ferret: shut up

you: aw did the ferret get mad? 🥺

ferret: i will punch you

you: shiver me timbers! call the
ambulance! call the ambulance!
but not for me...

you: you probably hit like those
people on tiktok

ferret: i have been going to
boxing lessons

you: ...

ferret: ...

you: HAHAHAHHAHAHA

ferret: HAHAHHAHAHAHA

ferret: please as i would ever go
to boxing lessons, i'm already
built asf

you: HAHAHAHAHAHA

ferret: ...

you: oh- it's not a joke???

ferret: no...

you: oh.

you: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ferret: wtf? why are you laughing?
is this some type of joke?

you: yes lol

ferret: you are the meanest
cousin ever

you: fine, name one cousin that
you interact with beside me.

ferret: ATTENTION: draco malfoy
is currently running low on battery
and cannot text anyone at this time.

you: ugh the ferret is running low
on battery again or whatever

ferret: DO NOT CALL ME FERRET

tonks is online

tonks: lol steal my line

tonks is offline

ferret:

you: you just played your
mother fucking self.

ferret: 😂

you: why do you give me
serial killer vibes-

ferret: what if i am? 😏

you: I wouldn't be surprised

ferret: meaning?

you: pack it up ginny weasley

you: MEANING that i wouldn't be
surprised if you followed in your
fathers footsteps.

ferret: what do you mean by
"following in my fathers
footsteps"

you: you know exactly
what i mean ferret.

ferret: stop calling me a ferret
you filthy little half breed.

you: half-bloods are better than
purebloods, but you ain't ready
for that conversation 😳

ferret: stop spreading those
rumors around, stop spreading
the liesss.

you: well half-bloods are better
by purebloods in many ways...

ferret: me when i lie

ferret: also me starting an essay

you: HEY i'm talking

ferret: my apologies, miss girl

you: miss WHO

pookie is online

pookie: she ain't a girl, it's
miss lila

pookie is offline

you: it's living icon lila, BE
QUIET

ferret: why do these people keep
hacking into our chat, and who
tf is pookie

you: i guess we'll never know

ferret: you know i'm still waiting
for you to tell me how half-bloods
are better than purebloods...

you: remus lupin is a half-blood,
that's why half-bloods are better
than purebloods.

ferret: that doesn't prove anything

you: me when i lie

ferret: i'll explain why purebloods
are better than half-bloods now

you: i didn't ask but okay

ferret: i'm a pureblood

you have blocked ferret