the icon, convicted murderer, and werewolf

pookie: i just want to become
a stripper ughh

pookie: you would like that,
right moony?

you: hola niniosssss

pookie: AHHHH

pookie: WRONG CHAT WRONG
CHAT WRONG CHAT

remus: you absolute idiot.

remus: and yes i would like that

you: BLEH 🤮

pookie: shut up single ass

you: bitch- i wouldn't be single if
you wouldn't keep scaring all the
boys away 🙄

remus: boys? what boys? boys
are disgusting, right sirius?

pookie: very much so.

you: hm well too bad, i am going
to get a boyfriend this year no
matter what.

pookie: i will kill them

you: do you want me to tell the
ministry where you're hiding 🥺

pookie: bestie let's chill

remus: no boys whatsoever

you: so, girls? i am actually in a
relationship with this girl named
cho chang and this boy named
cedric diggory.

you: they don't know it yet though.

remus: how are you in a
relationship with people
who don't even know that
they're in it???

you: funny. heard you say
the same thing while sirius
was in azkaban.

pookie: you have no chill
today.

you: yes because i am STRESSED

remus: why are you stressed.

you: my boyfriend and girlfriend
are fighting a giant dragon tmrw

pookie: cho is in the triwizard
tournament???

you: oh i meant fleur.

remus: HOW MANY RELATIONSHIPS
ARE YOU IN, CHILL OUT WITH IT.

you: i am in 4 relationships.

pookie: name the four people. for
research purposes obviously.

you: cho, cedric, fleur, and
hermione

pookie: when tf did hermione come
into your relationships?!

you: since forever 🙄 keep up with
the program.

remus: do these people know that
you are in a relationship or are
you just saying that you are in a
relationship with all of them.

you: how dare you accuse me of
that behavior! i would never! that
is fan behavior!

pookie:

you: why do you have a meme
of yourself??? self-absorbed
much 🙄

pookie: don't you have memes
of yourself??? stay in your place.

remus: y'all are obsessed with
yourselves who would have
memes of themselves that is
just so stupid

remus:

pookie: aw it seems like everyone
is happy that i broke out

you: it did its benefits.

pookie: **A LOT of benefit

you: last time i checked you weren't
the one who bought me a tiger 🙄

remus: oh so i am you're favorite
dad 😏

you: um no

pookie: so i am you're favorite
dad 😏

you: um no

remus: THEN WHO IS YOUR
FAVORITE DAD

you: cedric 😏

pookie: WHAT? I NEED TO KILL
CEDRIC RIGHT NOW WHERE HE
AT???

unknown is online

unknown: i got that covered for you☺️

unknown is offline

remus: um, haha very funny lila.
don't do that again...

you: THAT WAS NOT
ME I SWEAR

remus: sirius, very funny.

pookie: THAT WAS NOT ME EITHER

you: it's normal for people to
hack into group chats just let
it go

pookie: let it go

remus: let it go

pookie: can't hold it back
anymoree

remus: let it gooo

pookie: let it goooo

remus: turn away and slam the door

lucius is online

lucius: i don't careeee what they're
going to sayyyyy

pookie: let the storm rage onnn

you are offline

remus: the cold never bothered me
anywayssss

lucius: it's funny how some distance
makes everything seem small

pookie: bestie we are not the real
elsa so we don't know the whole
song...

remus: and the fears that once
controlled me can't get to me at
all...

lucius: it's time to see what i can do,
no right or wrong rules for meeeee

remus: i'm freeeeee

lucius is offline

pookie: did he just steal my man?

remus: daddy chill, we were just
singing 🙄

pookie is offline

remus: ugh this bitch

remus is offline