white caca hate club

dean: i am honestly disappointed
that i am the only person who cares
about this group

dean: well how are you guys?

you: dean stop, you're going to
make me feel bad for you-

you: and i really don't have time
to feel bad for anyone today...

dean: you should, nobody texted
me this whole summer

seamus: am i like a cockroach or
something???

mione: that's draco

gin: sorry dean :( i was um busy

billius: she wasn't

gin is offline

padma: not him exposing his sister

padma: anyways my summer sucked
since parvati was at lavenders house
this whole summer...

parvati: bitch- you were there as well

padma: i know, but half the
the time you two were flirting

nev: PAVENDER RIGHTS

you: ok parvati, i see you

you: well anyways i couldn't text
anyone was because i was in
florida.

mione: but you went live like
every single day.

you: i needed to show off that i
was on vacation somewhere 🙄

dean: yeah that's what hurt me,
my fav barb was on vacation

you:

you: i deserve a vacation because
i am literally carrying hogwarts on
my back.

you: it would be so dull and bland
without me at hogwarts, you all
would suffer

mione: that's true lol

harry: hey! are you saying that
our group chat was boring before
you added lila???

billius: damn right 🙄

luna: plus she has all the tea

nev: her and ginny's tea is immaculate,
amazing, perfect, and spectacular

you: can this group just be
complimenting me? i really
like it ngl

you changed the group name to "lilas fan club"

harry: i am # 1 for lilas fan
club

seamus: we know 🙄

you: anyways who wants to
hear some tea

mione: ME

mione: i meant sure

billius: MEMEME

you: ok well you're in bad luck
since i don't have any today

billius: w-why would you do
that to me-

billius: i drop to my knees sobbing.
"h-h-how could he do this to me,"
i said choking up sobs. cedric
cheated on me once again. i saw
a tall figure in front of me. i looked
up and saw draco. we kissed our
tongues fighting for dominance.
we then got married.

seamus: NOT THE TONGUES
FIGHTING FOR DOMINANCE-

nev: AND IT IS ALWAYS DAMN
CEDRIC, LIKE PLEASE WHAT
DID HE EVEN DO??? 😭

you: great story ron, and also i
am feeling mean today so that's
why

you: *inserts evil laugh*

harry: you're mean like every day
though 🙄

you: lol and?

luna: i wouldn't say she is mean,
i would just say she is ...

luna: mean

you: wait- am i like those typical
badass mean girl that is also really
hot but also very iconic

you: hmm thinking regina george.

you: or blair waldorf?

dean: as katherine pierce says...
"it's okay to love them both."

harry: lol like how i love both
cedric and lila

harry: my phone is acting up wtf
that did not mean to send omg
please that was autocorrect ugh
i hate autocorrect don't you hate
autocorrect like autocorrect sucks
i swear i didn't say that

parvati:

you: like how i want to be in a
three-way with cedric and cho

you: mind you that was not
autocorrect

padma: bestie why are you
so bold today???

you: i'm in a good mood 😆

mione: why are you in a good
mood today???

you: you really don't want to
know 😊

gin is online

gin: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

gin: I THOUGHT I SAW FRED SO
I WENT UP TO TALK TO HIM BUT
WHEN HE TURNED AROUND IT
WAS ACTUALLY DRACO

gin: AND HIS HAIR WAS RED

you are offline

billius: wow who must've done
it 😐