shut up bitch

mione: why is harry
outside of our dorm?

billius: wait what?

harry: woah look! they're
friends again! woohoo

mione: i asked a question

you: i-i can't even say
it, it makes me cry...

mione: just say it

harry: I AM SORRY

you: h-he used the sound

mione: what sound???

billius: OH MY GOD,
HARRY I TAUGHT
YOU BETTER THAN
THIS

harry: I AM SORRYY

mione: i am still confused,
what sound did he use and
why is it so bad???

you: h-he used the sound
that goes like "guys i did it
i found the person-"

you: i can't even continue

mione: OH MY GOD WTF
HARRY EW YOU ARE AN
ICK LEAVE THIS GROUP

harry: I DIDN'T EVEN USE
IT STOP BLAMING MEEEE

you: YES YOU DID

you: ron i can hear you crying

billius: this is just so much to
take in, i-i don't know what to
do...

you: take that man and throw
him into the dumpster

mione: please

harry: I DIDN'T EVEN USE
THE SOUND STOPPPP

you: stop lying

billius: harry you could've
got the card... but instead
you destroyed your chances

mione: what card 😳

billius:

billius: i was waiting... i
am so utterly disappointed

you: you sound like mr.
darcy.

mione: you read books???

you: no, i watch the movies.
1800 books have grammar
that i just can't understand

harry: SORRY FORGIVE
ME, I DIDN'T MEAN TOO

billius: leave, i don't even
want to see your face

harry: we are texting...

billius: i don't want to see
your name.

harry: then change it.

billius: i don't want to talk
to you.

you: why is ron picking
fights with everyone this
year.

mione: he's probably on his
man period.

billius: period???

you: the chunky red stuff

harry: ???

you: whatever snape is going
to teach you next year anyways

mione: WAIT SNAPE IS
TEACHING THAT

you: LMAO I THINK OR
IT MIGHT BE DUMBLES

billius: TEACH US WHAT???

harry: hormones i believe

billius: i said i don't want to
talk to you

harry: AND I SAID I AM SORRY

billius: if you crack a plate
and then say sorry to it,,
will the crack go away???

you: nah because i def
heard this on pinterest
or some shit

mione: and i thought lila
was dramatic 😳

harry: well ron guess what
you're not a plate so just
accept my apology

you: PLEASE WHY IS
RON MAD I WAS THE
ONE THAT HAD TO WITNESS
IT

billius: i am teaching him
a lesson, thank me for it

mione: how about we just
move on from this moment

harry: please *crying
face*

mione: harry this is not
wattpad message board.
you can insert emojis...

you: so you read stories
on wattpad???

mione: ummm no

billius: i read on a03

harry: bruh,, that website is
literally so confusing like how
tf am i suppose to see the cmnts

billius: there are no comments

harry: n-n-no comments?!?!?

billius: i tap on the website a03
to read smut with drako maltoy.
i see someone ship dramione &
i immediately try to start a fight
since i am a #baddiebaka but the
thing is ... i cant. i drop to my knees
and start crying. "i hate you a03
i was about to say how dramione
is s-s-such a cute baka." i throw
my phone out the window and
then i try to shift to the fanfic
manacled to be hermiones place

you: OMG NOT THAT GIRL
TRYING TO SHIFT TO
MANACLED

mione: what's manacled???

you: um nothing. anyways i
am going to down to the lake
byeeeeee

harry: why?

you: fleur needs help with
the second task i believe

harry: same with me 🙄

you: ok mr chosen one, do
it yourself

you are offline

harry: ugh

billius: you did this to yourself

harry: I SAID I WAS SORRY

authors note !
no faceclaim for
lila anymore cause...
i don't know just
imagine whoever
you like