shut up bitch

you: i am screaming...

mione: yes i hear you screaming

you: i got fleur delacours
fucking number.

mione: HOW?!?!?!

you: i was sitting at the griffyndor
table ya know eating my food and
fleur delacour asks if i know where
the pudding is so i told her and she
thanked me by giving  me her
number.

harry: i am so happy for you 😐

you: he misses ron 😫

harry: NO BECAUSE PEOPLE
ARE TRYING TO TAKE YOU
FROM ME

harry: FIRST CEDRIC GAVE
YOU HIS NUMBER, NOW
FLEUR WHOSE NEXT... CHO?

you: about that...

mione: CHO GAVE YOU HER
NUMBER?!?!?

you: yup, at this point i feel
like they have a crush on me
instead.

harry: so did you and fleur text
each other? 😑

you: no shit

harry: what did you text about?

mione: stop being such a creep
harry 🙄

harry: i just want to know that my
future girlfriend is not cheating on
me 🥱

sexymofo69 is online

sexymofo69: damn your smooth
with it son.

harry: huh

you: HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY 🥳

sexymofo69: this is why you're my
favorite lupin-black 🥰

you: i am the only lupin-black...

sexymofo69 is offline

mione: who was that?!

you: ummmm i don't know lol

harry: YOU KNOW WHAT, I CANT
DO THIS

you: shawty what's wrong???

harry: I MISS RON, IT IS NOT
THE SAME WITHOUT HIM

mione: SAME 😭😭😭😭

mione: sorry autocorrect lol,
autocorrect is so stupid you
know

you: lol then just add him?

you added billius

billius: I MISSED YOU GUYS

harry: NO I MISSED YOU MORE

billius: NO I DID

harry: NO ME

mione: i think we ALL missed him 🙄

you: pack it up victoria justice

billius: I MISSED ALL OF YOU,
IT WAS SO BORING WITHOUT
YOU GUYS 😫

harry: ok now we can talk about
my struggles together!!!

billius: no!

you: harry this was a me convo,
it's going to stay that way...

billius: so what were y'all talking
about???

you: i got fleur delacours number 😌

billius: WHATATAYHWHWA

billius: how come you have all
the hot people's numbers...

mione: lmao what???

you: jealous, hermione?

mione: i am not jealous 🙄

you: mhmm

harry: can we talk about me now? 🥺

you: no 🥺

harry: well i'm going to talk about
me anyways. so for the diewizard
tournament i have to fight a
dragon.

harry: *triwizard

harry: WHY DOES IT KEEP ON
AUTOCORRECTING. this has to
be a sign!

billius: chill just because you're
phone is shit doesn't mean you
have to blame it on autocorrect
all the time.

you: okay great talk now let's
talk more about me now.

mione: wait- you have to battle
a frickin dragon?! i thought
hogwarts was supposed to be
safe!

you: 😐

billius: not the frickin 💀

harry: i know! the only way i can
survive this is to get a good lucks
kiss from somebody!1!1!1!

billius: dumbledore would love
to give you a good lucks kiss.

harry: NOT HIM 🙄 somebody
elseee

billius: cedric?

you: dracooo ☺️

harry: ron, yes but no. lila, take
the fucking hint 🙄

mione: ohhhhh is it cho?

you: harry, back tf up. she is mine,
and same with cedric.

you: ugh i still need to ask cho and
cedric if i can't be in a three-way with
them 😫

harry: UGHHHH STOPPP

billius: is this man okay???

harry: ugh lila, i need a good
luck kiss from you, obviously 🙄

you: oh.

you are offline