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"Hiii".

Darlene enthusiastically waves her hand in front of the camera.

"I know it's been a little while since I last posted but honestly, life's just been so frustrating lately and I didn't really have any energy to do anything".

She chuckles nervously tugging her short hair behind her ear.

"But I'm okay, I'm fine and I'm back! So absolutely nothing to worry about. Now let's get to the main topic here", she wiggles her eyebrows suggestively.

"Recently — and as you can already see — I got my hair cut off. Not just a simple trim, no, but I in fact, got it all chopped off and I have never felt better".

She sighs dramatically before leaning back.

"So, a few days ago, when I went to get my hair done I decided to vlog the entire thing because I know how much you all love hair videos and since my mum came along I had extra help too! And today, you're gonna see the vlog I made that day starting right in the morning when I, still had long hair".

She smiles wide.

"Here you go then, hope you enjoy", she puckers her lips and blows kisses into the camera before the shot cuts to a long haired Darlene adjusting the camera as she walks through her apartment, talking at a rapid pace.

𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 has tweeted !

𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲
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not darlene saying she used to read louis fanfics in middle school 💀

𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 darlene as in darlene winslet????
↳ 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 yes 😭

𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 bro where'd she say this
↳ 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 in her recent youtube video, it's a vlog from the day she got her hair cut and while she's rambling waiting for the hairdresser to get his things she started talking about how she had short hair in yr 7 and that she used to read fanfics esp louis ones

𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 imagine reading louis fanfics as a 12yo and then dating harry as a 22yo
↳ 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 she's not dating harry 😭

𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 she's so real i cannot

𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 imagine admitting to reading fanfics in front of your MUM i would simply die
↳ 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 she's v brave 🧎‍♀️

𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 unrelated but kate looked so cute in her video, the way she was standing right behind the hairdresser recording the whole thing is smthg so personal to me 😭
↳ 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 and when darlene was like "i want it shorter, SHE disagrees but i'm getting it shorter" she got so defensive lmaoo
↳ 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 "I THINK IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD JUST LIKE THIS" her accent is everything to me :>

𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 @ Louis_Tomlinson u seeing this bestie?

𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗶𝘀𝘁𝟵𝟭 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝗈𝗅𝗅𝗈𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀
𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗈𝗇 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗆 !

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the fact that kennedy's admitted to reading oned/harry fics as a 14yo is smthg i hold v dear in my heart