"MAKE A WEIRD SHIT SENTENCE." /wwe/

━subject of the sentence ; based on your birth month.

Jan | Vince McMahon
Feb | Roman Reigns
Mar | I
Apr | Randy Orton
May | Sasha and Bayley
Jun | Baron Corbin
Jul | Seth Rollins
Aug | The IIconics
Sep | The Fiend
Oct | Drew McIntyre
Nov | Becky Lynch
Dec | Alexa Bliss

━verb of the sentence ; based on the last digit of your birth year.

1,2 | cook/s
3,4 | hate/s
5,6 | want/s
7,8 | stole
9,0 | (am/are/is) secretly in love with

━the person ; based on your favorite color.

Red/White | Finn Balor
Orange/Purple | CM Punk
Yellow/Gray | Adam Cole
Green/Black | AJ Styles
Blue/Red | The Bella Twins
Pink/Cyan | John Cena

━last part of the sentence ; based on the last digit of time.

1,2 | 's legs
3,4 | 's action figures
5,6 | 's underwear
7,8 | 's eyes
9, 0 | 's hair

WHAT do you got?

i got Baron Corbin hates Finn Balor's legs
lmao