imagine: eustace meeting you, a mermaid, while he waits in one of the boats.

you: "you're strange."
eustace: "wh--! who... who are you?"
you: "i'm (y/n). i'm a mermaid. and you're strange."
eustace: "i am not!"
you: "yes, you are. you've been talking to yourself ever since those humans left."
eustace: "it's perfectly normal to speak to one's self! that doesn't make me strange. coming from the one with a tail."
you: "hmm, i like my tail, thank you very much. coming from the walking chicken."
eustace: "c-chicken? how dare you!"

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GIF CREDIT: @/jillpcle on Tumblr

Requested by: emilyplaty