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🌟INCORRECT QUOTES #2🌟

Here have more filler or something-
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Agoti: Is it visible? Where Tabi slapped me?

Kapi: Your face looks like a don't walk signal

Carol: Your face looks like a photo negative for the Hamburger Helper box

Whitty: A palm reader could tell Tabi's future by looking at your face

Aldryx: The phrase 'talk to the hand, the face isn't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face

Agoti:...I would've been cool with a 'yes'
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Selever: He called me a fool

Kapi, casually: They weren't wrong
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Pico: How the f#ck do you deal with them??

*Keith screaming at Ada while Tabi's trying to blow up Agoti and Selever's choking on air*

Kapi, sipping soda: I don't know anymore
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Soft! BF: Be careful Neo!

Neo! BF: Don't worry, I'm ALWAYS careful!

Soul! BF: It's everything around him that's careless!
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Xenophanes: I do two things. I kill sorry motherf#ckers, and get sh^t done as an amazing leader
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Annie: I think it's time I get my life in order!

Carol, narrating: But she never did. She went into her liquid monster form and fought a posse of raccoons
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QT: It's nice to be wanted, you know?

KB: QT! WE'RE RUNNING FROM THE DAMN POLICE-!
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Agoti: I need you to meet me, and I need you to be alone

Tabi: And I need you to be less vague amd creepy
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TaeYai: When Ada surrenders, she is to hand the knife over HANDLE first
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Majin: What the f#ck is wrong with you?!

Lord X: No good morning?

Majin: Good morning, what the f#ck is WRONG with you!?
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Jewel: This bloodline ends with me

Marie: That's the fanciest way of saying "I'm gay"
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Ada: Hey Kapi!

Kapi: Yeah?

Ada: What's your favorite color from the alphabet?

....

Kapi: W H A T
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Neo! BF: What do we think of Keith?

...

Soft! BF: He's a...n- nice guy?

Soul! BF: Personally, I believe Keith is a bisexual disaster
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Sunday: If I fall down these stairs, I'm gonna lie down and accept my fate
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Agoti: Guys, Tabi here is bilingual!

Tabi: Yes..?

Agoti: Which means he likes girls and boys!

Tabi: Y- Wait, no! Agoti-

Garcello: That's not...what bilingual means..?

Agoti: Shut up! Don't worry Tabi, I still love you..!

...

Whitty: Uhm, Agoti-?

Agoti, now realizing what he said: BUT NOT LIKE THAT-
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{Door gets kicked open}

KT: WHAT HAPPENED?!

Aspen: NOBODY GOT HURT!

...

KT: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT?!
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Solazar: What's your body count?

Nikusa: Do you mean murder wise? Or sexually?
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(And now, Neonight and his friends being funni-)

Lylace: *spraying hose at melted cutting board* We gotta cool this thingy down..

Hexadust: I actually uh...put the cutting board in the oven..

Neonight: Okay, so why did you out the cutting board in the oven-?

Ruvstyle: YOU FREAKING IDIOT!

Hexadust: I'm sorry! I forgot-!

Ruvstyle: WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE COOKIES AND YOH MELT THE CUTTING BOARD AT 400 DEGREES IN THE DAMN OVEN?!

Sharv: *confusion*

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(Again- Neonight and his friends being idiots)

Yukichi: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a motorcycle!

Lylace: Hold up, three??

Yukichi: Yes..? Three?

Sharv: Oh my God- what the f#ck?!

Yukichi: Wha-?

Lylace: NEONIGHT FELL OFF!!
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Sky: *yawns*

QT: You know, being that pretty must be very tiring~

Sky: *flustered incomprehensible mumbling*

KB: QT, you're pathetic..

(NO SHIP)
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Agoti: *gasps dramatically*

Tabi: What now?

Agoti: What if soy milk is milk introducing itself in Spanish?!

Tabi:...

*MEANWHILE*

Aldryx: Agoti? Why do I hear screeching??
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Whitty: When I was your age-

Ruv: When I was your height..

...

Whitty: Listen here you piece of sh!t-
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Void: Yeah? Well, I've never died. So how do I know God is real?
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Kapi: Sel has no survival skills whatsoever. His need of constantly having to win has blinded him

*turns to Selever*

Kapi: Sel! Race you to the church!

Selever: *uses his portal to get there quicker*
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Soul! BF: My expectations were low, but holy f#ck..
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Keith, on his first time trying coffee: I AM ENERGY-

Kapi, who drinks coffee regularly: Someone punch me awake or I'm gonna fall into a coma
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KOU: How do these pants look on me?

G-SU: Like it slips off and on easily

...

QT: What-?

G-SU: wAIT, I didn't mean it like that!

KB: No, we all know what you mean by that
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SkyBlue: Breathe Sky, just breathe..

Sky: I'M AN OBESSIVE FAILURE!

QT: But that's never bothered you before? Why are you venting it now-?
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Selever: There was once a time where Kapi and I went on a 'date'. It was so romantic..

Rasazy: Brother, he microwaved you a pizza for your dinner..

Selever: Your point is?
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Agoti: You know, I think my guardian angel is drinking something
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Hex: I'm Hex. I'm a basketball player

KB: I'm KB. I have sawblades
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Neonight: I CAN'T DO THIS!

Hexadust, half-laughing: I CAN'T EITHER-!

Neonight: I CAN'T F#CKING DO IT ANYMORE!

Hexadust, still kinda laughing: WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US!

Neonight: I appreaciate it..BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH!

Hexdust: Neo-

Neonight: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Hexdust: NEO- we gotta-

Neonight: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE IN THE F#CKING SAND! YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY, "WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY"?!

Neonight, motioning to Sharv: NOT. F#CKING. THIS

(Inspired by OfficialKawaiiShork)
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Agoti: Remember the time you never solved your problems by bashing someone's head in?

Tabi: Stop trying to convince me to bash Ada's head in

Agoti: DUDE-
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Missingno: Me and Hypno have been conducting studies on what Lost Silver will eat

Missingno: Grass? Yes!

Hypno: Moss? Apparently?

Missingno: Leaves? Yes..? Somehow?

Hypno: Shoelaces? He'll eat them, so yes?

Missingno: Worms...? I guess??

Hypno: Rocks? Nope. Apparently not

Missingno: Twigs and sticks? Depends on the stick or twig

Hypno: Cooking? Yeah! But it depends on the food

Sonic.exe: How did you even test this on Gold?!

Missingno: We just hand him stuff and say "eat this". If he eats it, we write it down. If he doesn't, we still write it down

Jeff the killer: How should I respond to this-

Lord X:..Stones? F#cking STONES?!
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Cyrix: It's dark in here..!

Static: Quick! Make me triggered!

Cyrix: Wha-?

Hex: Uhm..

QT: The sun is a planet!

*Static's eyes go red and he glares at QT*

KB: How the f#ck-?
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Yukichi: Where are you going, Void?

Void: To either get new clothes or maybe beat someone up. I'll try to decide
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