(Won't include the main cast, just some mod characters)

(Swearing up ahead. You've been warned)

(Inspired by YTCat123 's object show incorrect quotes book)
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Carol: We call that a near-death experience..

Carol, turns to Agoti: Not a 'bruh' moment

Carol, turns to Keith: Not a 'oof' moment

Carol, turns to Selever: And DEFINITELY NOT AN 'oof LMAO' moment!
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Kapi: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Selever: Kapi, if you're afraid of clowns, why are you friends with Keith?
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G-SU: I swear, I'm the only here with a fricking braincell.

Yukichi, Void, Spacey, and KOU: All hail the keeper of the sacred braincell!

G-SU: What the fu-??
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KB: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's concern.

QT: Well, actually, it kinda is-

KB: They don't know my name or what I look like, so good trying to find me
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Kapi: How would you like your pancakes?

Pico: Plain

Ada: With sprinkles!

Keith: Chocolate chips!

Monster/ Lemon Demon: Potatoes!

*awkward silence*

Lemon Demon: What?
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Kapi, looking at QT: Somewhat innocent

Kapi, looking up at KB: Evil. Very much evil.
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Tanner: What is love?

Agoti: An emotional minefield

TaeYai: A neurochemical reaction

Whitty: Baby, don't hurt me-
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Yukichi, on the phone with Red Impostor: Oh, he's misbehaving? Snap his kneecaps. That'll make him talk. Have to go, at a conference.

Yukichi, turning to Spacey: *hangs up phone* You said KOU is doing good? That's great. What's he been up to?
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Agoti: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are now OUR clothes. Don't ask why I'm wearing your hoodie. This is OUR hoodie.

Tabi: Fine. But if I come in wearing your pants and sneakers, I don't wanna hear sh!t.

Aldryx, outside the room: DAD! AGOTI IS BEING WEIRD AGAIN!
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Senpai: I wasn't that drunk last night..!

Spirit: You colored on my face with a highlighter because I was 'important material'

Senpai: I-.....good point.
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Void: Who the f!ck-

Yukichi, covering Liz's ears: No.

Void: Whom the f!ck-

Yukichi: NO.
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Agoti: Tabi is a perfect cinnamon scone who's never done anything terrible in his life!

KB: Never did anything wrong!? Motherf!cker exploded a WHOLE DAMN RESTAURANT!
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Sarv: I can't imagine what Ruv is planning, but I'll you this. We won't like it, and he's gonna get in trouble for it.

Rasazy/Selever:...Wha-??
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QT: The only thing that I'm guilty of is being adorable~!

....

QT: And also assault with a deadly weapon (aka sawblades)
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Keith: Ah yes. Here we have the lovely romantic couple

Carol: I really care about your feelings!

Whitty: M- me too..!

Keith, turning around: And then we have the disasterous platonic couple..

KB, on the phone with Hex: Well MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T INTERFERE, QT AND I WOULDN'T BE HERE!

Hex, on the phone with KB: WELL MAYBE STOP TRYING TO KILL EVERYONE WHO SO MUCH AS LOOKS AT YOU!
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KOU: Yuki said it's MY turn with the braincell!

Void: Oh yeah? Square up.

(Yuki is a nickname for Yukichi)
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Marie: Assert dominance over your friends by kicking them in the shins, then give them a little kiss on the forehead
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Fever: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal!

Tea: Yeah! And so is invasion of privacy!

*both glare at Peakek*
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Ron: I drink to forget, but I always remember-

Bob: You're drinking soda
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Corrupt! BF: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?

Neo! BF: Hm..maybe it's his girlfriend's blood? She IS a vampire after all
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*Ada was crying in her room*

Kapi, patting her back: There there, Ada. It's okay..

Ada, looking at Kapi: *Sniffles* Thanks, but how'd you get in here?

....

Kapi: Great question, actually-
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Tabi: How do you know how to kiss? Like, who in their right mind teaches you?!

Agoti: Well, it's actually a class. But unfortunately, it's full.

Tabi: Okay? So-?

Agoti: Want me to teach you~?

....

Tabi: WAIT-

Aldryx: Damn. That was smooth

Solazar: What the hell?

Nikusa: *stifled giggle*
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Garcello: You're an absolute f!cking dork..

Annie: Right, but I'm YOUR dork!

Garcello: *small laugh* Yeah, you are..

{NO.SHIP.}
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Soul! BF: Valentines Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than to drive people crazy buying chocolates for their lovers, and corny love let-

Keith: I made you a card! *hands card to Soul*

Soul:...You did what-?
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Hex: *taps fingers on the table*

Static: *taps back*

Cyrix: What are they doing?

KB: Morse code.

QT: The conversation's getting heated!

Hex: *taps lightly on the table again*

Static: Wha- YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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Soul! BF: Keith, I need advice.

Keith: You need advice from ME?!

Soul! BF: Yeah. Scary huh? Anyways-
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