❝ SIXTEEN | holy foursome & private bazongas

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☏ | CHATS (01)

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO HAS SENT YOU A CHAT!

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8:30 am

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
(l/nnnnnnnnnnn)

L/N Y/N
KIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰‼️✨

L/N Y/N
HOW ARE YOUUUUUU
YOU HAVENT ANSWERED
MY TEXTS THE PAST WEEK
IM H U R T 😔🤚

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
IM SORRY I BROKE MY
PHONE AND I FINALLY
GOT ENOUGH MONEY
TO BUY ONE TODAY

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
you're the first person i
texted if that makes you
feel any better? 🥺

L/N Y/N

L/N Y/N
ur gonna have me crying in
class and the teacher hasn't even
come in yet 🥲👎

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
my teacher is sick so i have
this period free :')) so i'm
just chilling beside my friend
doing nothing

L/N Y/N
omg wait

L/N Y/N
do you want to join a gc?? itS
Literally me and two other guys
who are dumbass bitches are in it
but i think you'd get along with
them if they don't act weird 🤠

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
uhm,, would they be okay
with that? i don't want to
like intrude or anything
or make them hate me
because i got added into
the gc

L/N Y/N
kiri,,, i don't think they know
what the word hate means 😫

L/N Y/N
and you're not intruding omg 😭
they don't care who i add as long
the person is nice and doesn't start
fights or anything

L/N Y/N
idk why they said that when
they got into a 3 hour fight
yesterday if you can eat
buffalo dick 🙄

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
buffalo dick....?

L/N Y/N
just read this

L/N Y/N

L/N Y/N

L/N Y/N

L/N Y/N

L/N Y/N

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i'm guessing i should be
scared and mentally
prepare myself

L/N Y/N
oh — no amount of mental
preparation will help you
when dealing with them

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
oh okay well uhm they
seem like very nice &
totally normal people??

L/N Y/N
if you count kami getting
autocorrected in the most
horrible way and midoriya
going through 2727 midlife
crisis events & threatening to
kill kaminari normal than i
guess you'll fit right in 😌

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i somehow do because
even though i don't know
them that just makes sense

L/N Y/N
good 😌 i'll add u now

L/N Y/N HAS DISCONNECTED!

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☏  | CHATS (01)

KAMINARI | MIDORIYA | L/N

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8:47 am

L/N Y/N
listen up you little
shits

KAMINARI DENKI
you always text when i'm
hiding in the toilets i think
this is fate telling us that we
should fuck in the bathroom
😏😏

MIDORIYA IZUKU
no it's fate telling you ur
gonna fail ur exams if you
keep hiding in the toilets
in order not to do work

KAMINARI DENKI
since we're all in school
how are u texting us rn
🤔🤔

KAMINARI DENKI
i mean,,,, if ur in class
being a good student
that means you wouldn't
be on your phone right 🤭

MIDORIYA IZUKU
go away

KAMINARI DENKI
so where are u mister
goody two shoes 😃

MIDORIYA IZUKU
im in the toilets because
i had to go 🤨

KAMINARI DENKI
no one uses the school
toilets willingly 🙄🙄

MIDORIYA IZUKU
okay fine i'm hiding in
the toilets because i don't
like the teacher we have
for class rn sue me 👺

KAMINARI DENKI
that's what i thought 😌

L/N Y/N
i say 5 words and this
happens ffs 😤

KAMINARI DENKI
OH YEAH WHAT DID
U WANT TO SAY 🤩

L/N Y/N
i'm adding someone else
into this gc and he's a literal
sweetheart so don't u dare
upset him or else i will fucking
drown you two in the toilets 🤠‼️

MIDORIYA IZUKU
a boy who's a sweetheart
on this app 🤔

KAMINARI DENKI
sounds fishy 😳😳

L/N Y/N
you two will smell fishy
when i use you as a plug
for the toilet istg be nice
to him 😭😭‼️

MIDORIYA IZUKU
okay okay okay okay okay
okay okay okay okay okay
okay okay okay okay okay
okay okay okay okay okay

KAMINARI DENKI
👍👍

MIDORIYA IZUKU
just say k

KAMINARI DENKI
👎

MIDORIYA IZUKU
🔪‼️

L/N Y/N HAS ADDED KIRISHIMA EIJIRO TO THE GROUPCHAT!

L/N Y/N
wait we're not the virgin trio
anymore 🤭

MIDORIYA IZUKU
we never were in the first
place

L/N Y/N

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
idk what to say i'm scared
someone help

MIDORIYA IZUKU
omg

KAMINARI DENKI
SIDIWOCIWKDJEJDDO
SOJDWOXJEJFIKDJFJWODJEJ
SODJWJXJEJFJDJFJDJ
SODJSJCJEJDJDJFJDJ

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
are you okay?

KAMINARI DENKI
OMG ZUKU HE'S NICE

MIDORIYA IZUKU
HOLY SHIT WITH A T
HE'S FUCKING NICE

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i mean,,, i like to think
i'm nice 😳

KAMINARI DENKI
AHHHHHHHHHHHH ‼️

MIDORIYA IZUKU
stop we're scaring him

KAMINARI DENKI
oh yeah 😟

KAMINARI DENKI
hello hello hello 🥺🥺

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
hellooooooooooo 🥺🥺

MIDORIYA IZUKU
WHY ARE U SO NICE

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING
AT ALL??????

MIDORIYA IZUKU
IT DOESNT MATTER ‼️

KAMINARI DENKI
okay but a warning before
you proceed 👏👏

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
kkkkkkkk

KAMINARI DENKI
do not call (l/n) a virgin
they do not like it and will
threaten to murder everything
in sight if you do

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
wasn't planning on it but
thank you

L/N Y/N
midoriya does it the most
and i want to 🔪🔪🔪 him

L/N Y/N
he can go from being 🥺🥰 to
🤠🤩 to 🥵😉 to 👺🔪 in secs
watch out he has different
personalities

MIDORIYA IZUKU
but all those personalities
have one big dick 😉😉

KAMINARI DENKI
you mean socks stuffed
down ur pants 😏😏

MIDORIYA IZUKU
kami i will knee u back
to hell

L/N Y/N
example a

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i didn't know they acted
like this all the time

KAMINARI DENKI
acted like what 😶

L/N Y/N
and kami uses emojis
in each texts he sends
and is just a big ball of
hyperness

L/N Y/N
he's ur local fuckboy 😒

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
really?? he doesn't seem
like one of those

KAMINARI DENKI
i'm like a pore strip y'know??
hard to get off but extremely
satisfied once i do get off 😏

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
okay nvm 😔

MIDORIYA IZUKU
kaminari's rights to texting
should be taken away

KAMINARI DENKI
you should be taken away 🙄

MIDORIYA IZUKU
already was lol

KAMINARI DENKI
what 😳

L/N Y/N
what 😶

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
the lol at the end makes
me think ur not joking

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
are you okay?

MIDORIYA IZUKU
wait— i didn't think the joke
would get this reaction im
sorry 😭😭

L/N Y/N
no,,, i just don't know if
ur being serious or not

KAMINARI DENKI
wanna know who's not
being serious right now
😒😒🔪

MIDORIYA IZUKU
thank fuck you changed
the topic kami
message not sent!

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i can't guess because i
don't know anyone here
🤚

L/N Y/N
lemme guess 🙄🙄🙄

KAMINARI DENKI
if u get it wrong can i spank
you 😉😉

L/N Y/N

KAMINARI DENKI
😫😫😫😫

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
okay i can see how he's one
of those people a lot more
clearly now

KAMINARI DENKI
what do u mean one of
those people?????? 😑

MIDORIYA IZUKU
he means your the type of
person who masturbates
with socks on to two girls
fucking in order to get
off

MIDORIYA IZUKU
y'know

MIDORIYA IZUKU
those types of people

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
my friend just asked me
if i'm okay because im
making the strangest face
trying not to laugh rn 😭

L/N Y/N
HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING
IZUKU I THINK YOU BROKE HIM
LMAOOO

MIDORIYA IZUKU
G O O D

KAMINARI DENKI
this is todoroki

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
who?

MIDORIYA IZUKU
what?

L/N Y/N
where

MIDORIYA IZUKU
🤨🤨🤨

KAMINARI DENKI
hello virgin

L/N Y/N
YOU MOTHERFUCKER I WILL
RUN YOU OVER WITH A FUCKING
GOLF CART IF YOU CALL ME A
VIRGIN ONE MORE TIME AND
SLAM THE CLUB INTO YOUR DICK
SO HARD THAT YOU'LL BE PISSING
THE SHRAPNELS OF WHATEVER
GOLF CLUBS OR MADE OUT OF
FOR WEEKS

MIDORIYA IZUKU
the bdsm side of pornhub
looks different 🤩

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
please stop im terrified

KAMINARI DENKI
I'll pretend I understand but
does anyone know why Kaminari
just slammed his phone on the
floor and screamed he's being
bullied before starting to sing
let it go and then saying i need
to go piss before beginning to
rock on the toilet seat?

MIDORIYA IZUKU
well he said he needed to
piss sooooooooo

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
he's singing in the
bathroom???

MIDORIYA IZUKU
it's kaminari

L/N Y/N
todoroki what do you do to
stop kaminari from saying
horrendous pick up lines on
a daily basis 😫

L/N Y/N
if i hear another bob the
builder joke i will nail him
into his coffin

KAMINARI DENKI
what pick up lines

KAMINARI DENKI
i have mastered the art of
ignoring Kaminari Denki

MIDORIYA IZUKU
teach me ur ways oh kind
one

L/N Y/N
HE'S NOT KIND HE IDENTIFIES
ME BY THE AMOUNT OF TIMES
MY PRIVATE BAZONGAS HAVE
BEEN FIDDLED WITH

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i wanna go home 😰

MIDORIYA IZUKU
please

MIDORIYA IZUKU
and i mean this as advice
from someone who finds
you attractive and wants
to sleep with you

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
so do i!

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i know Kiri that's why we're
on this app

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
oh yeah 😅😅

MIDORIYA IZUKU
never refer to your 🍆 and
🐱 as private bazongas &
sex as fiddled with ever again

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i am emotionally scarred

L/N Y/N
isn't bazonga like a boss
from mario or smth

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
uhm,,, (y/n) the boss is
actually called bowser—

L/N Y/N
oh 😳 thanks for saying
it nicely to me Kiri 🥰

MIDORIYA IZUKU
ITS BOWSER YOU STUPID
FUCK 🔪

L/N Y/N
CALL ME A STUPID FUCK
AGAIN AND I'LL FUCKING
STUPID FUCK U WITH THAT
KNIFE UP UR ASS

L/N Y/N

KAMINARI DENKI
i'm back from my mental
breakdown what did i
miss 🥰 ✨

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
midoriya just had a fit
at (y/n) messing up the
name of a mario boss and
idk how to feel about anything
rn

L/N Y/N
this is why i like kirishima
the most fuck ye 👺👺

KAMINARI DENKI
what did i do 😭

L/N Y/N
todoroki put me in a bad
mood because he called
me a virgin and than
midoriya called me a
stupid fuck 😔😔

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i'm so confused you're
changing topics so fast—
who's todoroki?? 😭😭

MIDORIYA IZUKU
kami tell us who todoroki
is before you upset kiri
further

KAMINARI DENKI
he's my closest friend in
my class and my dorm
buddy 🙃🙃

KAMINARI DENKI
kinda my only friend
as well 🥲

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
only friend?

L/N Y/N
explain

L/N Y/N
UNLESS U DONT WANT
TO IM SORRY THAT CAME
OUT SO PRESSURING 😭

KAMINARI DENKI
it's fine I TRUST YOU
GUYS ANYWAY 🤩

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
even me?

KAMINARI DENKI
FUCK YEAH I LIKE U
MORE THAN MIDO
DUDE 🥺🥰🥰

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i just deleted my paragraph
on how we don't want to
peer pressure you into
anything after reading that
🙄🙄

KAMINARI DENKI

KAMINARI DENKI
anyways 😏

L/N Y/N
anygays*

KAMINARI DENKI
thanks 👏 like i talk to
other people in my class
but i feel like the only hang
out with me for uhm reasons
i'm not comfortable in saying
yet KSJSOSJJWWJD plz
don't say anything about that
and move on 😫😫

MIDORIYA IZUKU
so you're only close with
todoroki?

KAMINARI DENKI
i feel like he's the only one
who like understands me
and cares for me and like
treats me as like a normal
human being 😔😔

KAMINARI DENKI
take a shot every time i
say like 😏

L/N Y/N
denki 🥺🥺

KAMINARI DENKI
first name basis okay
(y/n) i see you 🥵🥵

L/N Y/N
do not.

KAMINARI DENKI
sorry master 😔

L/N Y/N
while im glad you have
shouto with you just know
you can trust us as well bc
i sure as hell love being your
friend and i had so a great
time hanging out with you
yesterday 🥺🥺 tho u annoy
me with ur shitty pick up lines
please text me if you need to
have a break or smth

KAMINARI DENKI
wait really 😟

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i literally met you half an
hour ago and have barely
talked to you but you can
come to me too!! i probably
won't be able to do a thing
because it's me but like i
want to help you so 🥺🥺

KAMINARI DENKI
that's it ur my child now 😊

L/N Y/N
but if i'm married to him
and you're trying to fuck me
doesn't that—

KAMINARI DENKI
😳

MIDORIYA IZUKU
the step father category
looks different on pornhub
today 🤩

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
WHAT

L/N Y/N
MIDORIYA ISTG

KAMINARI DENKI
STOP MAKING JOKES AND
TEXT ME A PARAGRAPH ON
HOW YOU'LL BE THERE FOR
ME 🙄‼️‼️‼️

MIDORIYA IZUKU
fine

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i won't eat ur knees if you
need to talk to me or anything
and even though i love my
sleep if you need to ring or
video call hell have me meet
up somewhere i'll do it bc
ur a little shit

MIDORIYA IZUKU
but like,,, ur my little
shit of a friend so 🙄

MIDORIYA IZUKU
NO HOMO BRO 🤠

KAMINARI DENKI
this is why izuku is my
peacock mate for life 😫

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
what

L/N Y/N
do not ask
do not indulge them

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
wait

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
haven't you guys been in
the bathrooms for like
1 hour now??

KAMINARI DENKI
oh 😶

MIDORIYA IZUKU
kaachan's gonna kill me

L/N Y/N
fucking asswipe 🙄🔫🔫

MIDORIYA IZUKU
agreed

KAMINARI DENKI
oh fuck i'm dead 😵

KAMINARI DENKI
OH FUCK AIZAWA IS GONNA
HAVE MY ASS OH FUCK OH
SHITTY BALLS COCK GOODBYE

L/N Y/N
WAIT HOLD UP

L/N Y/N
KAMI IF U WERE IN THE
BATHROOM THIS WHOLE
TIME ‼️

L/N Y/N
HOW DID TODOROKI GET
UR PHONE SIDJWJDJD

MIDORIYA IZUKU
WAIT WHY DID THAT NOT
PROCESS IN OUR HEADS

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
TODOROKI AS IN LIKE..
ISN'T HE ENDEAVOR'S SON?

MIDORIYA IZUKU
YEAH HIM AND KAMI GO
TO U.A

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
W H A T

L/N Y/N
WHY ARE WE AGGRESSIVELY
TYPING

MIDORIYA IZUKU
U STARTED IT

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
midoriya do you go to
u.a too?? my head hurts

MIDORIYA IZUKU
no i go to shiketsu but i'll
be transferring to u.a with
my friend in like under 2
weeks

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
🤯🤯

L/N Y/N
before you ask me the
only thing i'm attending
is my regular depression
sessions every night from
1 am to 7 am 😬😬

MIDORIYA IZUKU
you have a time schedule??
mine doesn't lmao

KAMINARI DENKI
1 - yes shouto is endeavour's
son but don't bring that up
cause he'll literally light
himself on fire 😬😬

MIDORIYA IZUKU
well then

KAMINARI DENKI
2 - I often go to the bathroom
during the day and shouto
checks up on me when i'm
gone for more than 10 mins
because he's a good friend 🥰

KAMINARI DENKI
now i must flee because my
home room teacher is probs
going to expel me 🤠🔫

KAMINARI DENKI HAS DISCONNECTED!

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
what an.... interesting
person

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i'm gonna go as well bevause
i've been ignoring my friend
unintentionally this past
hour and i feel bad 😭😭

L/N Y/N
stay safe and if anyone says
anything mean tell them i'll
eat their knees 😘😘

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO HAS DISCONNECTED!

L/N Y/N
and then there was two 🤪

MIDORIYA IZUKU
there's gonna be one in a
sec if Kaachan manages to
break the fucking stall door
now bevause ive missed the
entirety of first period

MIDORIYA IZUKU
and i know I keep saying this
but i'm really sorry for what
Bakugou said to you both in
text and when you two met
i know he's an asshole but
he's never that bad

MIDORIYA IZUKU
the smoothie dunk was deserved
though 👏👏

L/N Y/N
apologise for your friend's
actions one more time and i
will circumcise you 🔪

MIDORIYA IZUKU
and now im leaving 🤠

MIDORIYA IZUKU HAS DISCONNECTED!

L/N Y/N
wait

L/N Y/N HAS CHANGED THE GROUPCHAT NAME!

L/N Y/N
perfect 😏😏

L/N Y/N HAS DISCONNECTED!

▘you blink in surprise as the minute you logged off the groupchat, someone else on the app sent you a chat〻

▘gnawing the inside of your cheek, you open the app once again to see who texted you and your eyes widen when you saw who it was〻

☏  | CHATS (01)

DABI HAS SENT YOU A CHAT!

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10:03 am

DABI
hey doll

DABI
i can't chat for too
long but i have a
question for you

L/N Y/N
yes papichulo 😎

DABI
are you working tonight?

L/N Y/N
yeah cause i need money
again 🙄🙄

L/N Y/N
why?

DABI
just so i know that i'll
see you again tonight

DABI
see you in a few hours
doll

DABI HAS DISCONNECTED!

L/N Y/N
what 🤨

L/N
oh

L/N Y/N
ohhhhh

L/N Y/N
OH WAIT FUCK
SODJWKXJEJ
sent ✓

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finally caved and made a new anime TikTok cause i got logged out of all my socials..... yes this includes instagram as well rip to my palepaper accounts on those apps

you bet the first thing i did was start a massive sanemi & dabi edit collection. they're my obsession and i won't hear anything bad about them tyvm

also banged my knee so hard it bruised and now my ligament is like tender and sore again and i really don't wanna go back in a boot ☹️

anygays stay safe & a daily reminder to not be like me!!! <33

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