❝ THIRTEEN | virgin trio & liquor aisle

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☏ | CHATS (01)

L/N Y/N HAS ADDED KAMINARI DENKI & MIDORIYA IZUKU TO A GROUPCHAT!

KAMINARI | MIDORIYA | L/N

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10:39 pm

L/N Y/N

KAMINARI DENKI
i'm not a virgin 🤔🤔
that's you 🤨🤨

L/N Y/N
it's been 5 secs please stop
the (l/n) slander thanks 😤

KAMINARI DENKI
no 😎😎😎😎 i'll only
stop when you admit you
find me hot

L/N Y/N
well guess you'll be slandering
me for life then

KAMINARI DENKI
this is cruelty 🙄🙄🙄

KAMINARI DENKI
so why am i in this gc with
some random guy i don't
know 🧐🧐

L/N Y/N
i'm working rn and im bored
so i made this gc to be
entertained 🤩🤩

KAMINARI DENKI
you work 😳😳

L/N Y/N
im not training to be
a hero so i gotta get some
money somewhere lmao

L/N Y/N
i work at this corner shop
and usually take the night
shifts cause they're the least
busy and i can work after
school

KAMINARI DENKI
and i can't even pour myself
a glass of water without
spilling it everywhere 🤠

MIDORIYA IZUKU IS ONLINE!

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i am not a virgin i don't
deserve to be here

L/N Y/N
we're the virgin trio now
stfu

L/N Y/N
BUT ZUKUUUUUUUUUU

MIDORIYA IZUKU
HIIIIIII 🤠🤠🤠🤠

L/N Y/N
KASHJSJDSJD HOW'S THE
HEAD

KAMINARI DENKI
which head 😉

MIDORIYA IZUKU
which head 😉

MIDORIYA IZUKU
omg 😳

KAMINARI DENKI
oh 😳

MIDORIYA IZUKU

KAMINARI DENKI

L/N Y/N

KAMINARI DENKI
omg did we just— 😳

MIDORIYA IZUKU
— bond spiritually??? 🤠

KAMINARI DENKI
oh bitch we did 🤠🤠

MIDORIYA IZUKU
you're my new favourite
person 😤😤😤

L/N Y/N
i think this was a bad idea
putting you two together 😭

MIDORIYA IZUKU
it really was

KAMINARI DENKI
truly is 😃😃😃

L/N Y/N
those emojis are unsettling

KAMINARI DENKI
you know where you can
settle 😎😎

MIDORIYA IZUKU
on this dick 😌😌

KAMINARI DENKI
AIIIIIIII 🤪👊👊

MIDORIYA IZUKU
YEEEEEEE 😻👊

L/N Y/N
yeah very bad decision to
put you together 🙄🔫

L/N Y/N
i hate myself 👺

MIDORIYA IZUKU
body count this month??

KAMINARI DENKI
12 so far 🤪 what about
you????

MIDORIYA IZUKU
14 🤩

L/N Y/N
mines 16 😻

MIDORIYA IZUKU
we're talking about the
amount of people we
slept with 🤦

L/N Y/N
oh 😬

MIDORIYA IZUKU
wait 😳😳

MIDORIYA IZUKU
you were talking about—

L/N Y/N
😌🔪🔪

KAMINARI DENKI

MIDORIYA IZUKU
that turned dark 😶😶

L/N Y/N
no but on a serious note
how's ur head

MIDORIYA IZUKU
there's a massive bump on
my head and my eye looks
like it got stabbed with an
ice pick but the cut on my
forehead isn't too bad

MIDORIYA IZUKU
my ribs are also bruised and
my nose is broken but it's
all g 😎

KAMINARI DENKI
what the fuck happened to
you 😨

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i was getting beaten up and
(l/n) came to my rescue and
brought me to a diner where i
got an icepack and a cream for
my injuries

MIDORIYA IZUKU
cause they're a real
friend 😤😤

KAMINARI DENKI
holy shit dude 😶😶
just wondering could
you not have used your
quirk to help you out or
smth??

L/N Y/N
actually yeah 🤨 didn't u
say your quirk was smth got
to do with using all your
energy and being able to get
super strength or whatever
u said i forgot 😭😭

MIDORIYA IZUKU
im offended u forgot my
quirk

L/N Y/N
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO
COULDN'T EXPLAIN IT TO
ME

MIDORIYA IZUKU
SHUT UP 🤬🤬

MIDORIYA IZUKU
anyways

KAMINARI DENKI
anygays* 👍

MIDORIYA IZUKU
thank you good sir

MIDORIYA IZUKU
anygays

L/N Y/N
🤨🤨🤨

KAMINARI DENKI
what were we talking about
again 😶😶

MIDORIYA IZUKU
uhm i forgot as well

L/N Y/N
i am not scrolling 😠🖕

MIDORIYA IZUKU
not this again 🙄🙄

KAMINARI DENKI
it's okay i scrolled because
i'm a decent human being
and don't want anything
in return at all 😃

L/N Y/N
you are not getting
nudes from me

KAMINARI DENKI
dammit 😔😔

KAMINARI DENKI
but we were talking about
why izuku didn't use his
quirk in a life threatening
situation 🤔

MIDORIYA IZUKU
why does every text u
send have an emoji

KAMINARI DENKI
stop trying to distract us
👺👺

KAMINARI DENKI
but idk why I just do 🤷

L/N Y/N
CAN WE PLEASE GET THE
ANSWER FOR THE LOVE OF
PAPA JOHN'S BISCUITS

KAMINARI DENKI
papa John??? 🤨

MIDORIYA IZUKU
YOU TOLD ME HE WAS
PAPA GONE U LYING
BITCH

L/N Y/N
SO WHAT??? AT LEAST
I DIDNT MURDER THE
SPIDERS 🤬🤬🔫

MIDORIYA IZUKU
YOU NEVER LOOKED
AFTER THEM SO IDK
WHY U CARE NOW

L/N Y/N
IM A TSUNDERE AT HEART
SO LEAVE ME AND MY SHITTY
EMOTIONS ALONE OMG THIS IS
WHY I CHEATED ON YOU!!!

MIDORIYA IZUKU
YOU CHEATED ON ME
WITH MY CRUSTY BOSS
NAMED CARL U ASS
LICKING FUBBERFUCK

L/N Y/N

KAMINARI DENKI
my head hurts 😔 the
one on top how not
the one below

MIDORIYA IZUKU
ha both of my heads
hurt

L/N Y/N
😶

MIDORIYA IZUKU
anygays 🤠

KAMINARI DENKI
i feel sad now because you
guys have met each other
and i haven't 😔😔

L/N Y/N
we can still meet up
as long as you don't
pull those shitty pick
up lines on me 😒

MIDORIYA IZUKU
shitty pick up lines???

MIDORIYA IZUKU
do explain

KAMINARI DENKI
it would be my pleasure 🤩

L/N Y/N
NO WHY WOULD YOU SAY
THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT
SIDIEJDJD

KAMINARI DENKI

L/N Y/N
KAMINARI NO

MIDORIYA IZUKU
GO BESTIE GO 🤠‼️

KAMINARI DENKI

L/N Y/N
ah shit not the ifunny
again 🙄

MIDORIYA IZUKU
ifunny.c😃

MIDORIYA IZUKU
might make that my
nickname

L/N Y/N
plz don't

KAMINARI DENKI

MIDORIYA IZUKU
➖👄➖ 👁👄👁 ➖👄➖

L/N Y/N
PLEASE 😭

KAMINARI DENKI

MIDORIYA IZUKU
I REGRET ASKING PLZ
STOP OFJEISID

L/N Y/N
do people at u.a know
ur this weird 🤨

KAMINARI DENKI
yeah 😎

MIDORIYA IZUKU
wait

MIDORIYA IZUKU
STOP

L/N Y/N
— the titties are free

KAMINARI DENKI
— the dick is free ‼️

MIDORIYA IZUKU
what

KAMINARI DENKI
what 😳

L/N Y/N
what 😳😳

MIDORIYA IZUKU
moving on

MIDORIYA IZUKU
YOU GO TO U.A???
IM GONNA BE
TRANSFERRING
THERE PRETTY SOON

KAMINARI DENKI
OMG REALLY???? PLZ
LET ME KNOW WHEN
IM GOING INSANE
WITH MY DENSE
ASS FRIEND OVER
HERE 😤👏

MIDORIYA IZUKU
noted 👊

MIDORIYA IZUKU
(l/n) you should come
to u.a as well 👺👺

L/N Y/N
no i value my time, effort,
body and braincells 😟😟

KAMINARI DENKI
we can be one big happy
family 🥰

L/N Y/N
aren't you guys always
asking me to fuck i—

KAMINARI DENKI
oh yeah 🤔

MIDORIYA IZUKU
the step sibling category
looks different on pornhub
today 🤩

L/N Y/N
i just laughed out loud
at that when there are
two guys in the liquor aisle
help they keep looking at
me now WHAT DO I DO

KAMINARI DENKI
smash a bottle over ur
head and sing rasputin
to entice them over duh
🙄‼️

MIDORIYA IZUKU
perform a mating ritual
and if they come over
ur destined to be together
for life 😌

KAMINARI DENKI
yeah like what peacocks
do 🥰

MIDORIYA IZUKU
caw caw hoe 😃🔫

KAMINARI DENKI
*caws back* 😌

MIDORIYA IZUKU
and now we're mated

KAMINARI DENKI
for life 😈

L/N Y/N

L/N Y/N
i'm just gonna like uhm
serve 'em because that's
what is acquired of me
from my manager and i
really like the snacks i get
cause i have money so i'm
not going to perform a
mating ritual 😕😬

L/N Y/N
glad it worked out for
u guys though <33

MIDORIYA IZUKU
oKay buT WAITNSIDJ

MIDORIYA IZUKU
do you want one of us
to walk you home?? it's
late out and the crime
rates have gone up a
lot recently

KAMINARI DENKI
says the one who got
jumped and is half
broken rn 👁👄👁

MIDORIYA IZUKU
SHUT UP UR SUPPOSED
TO BE ON MY SIDE

L/N Y/N
you still have a concussion
and kami probably isn't allowed
to leave at this time 🙄🙄

KAMINARI DENKI
i'll sneak out 🤪🤪 bribe
shouto to lie to whoever
is on guard tonight and
jump out the window
or smth

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i may have a concussed
head but it's not enough
to stop me 😤🔪

L/N Y/N
no you guys live far
away anyway it'll just
be an inconvenience 🤠

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i'm 15 minutes away from
u and so is kaminari

DENKI KAMINARI
yeah what he said cause
i can't do maths 😎

DENKI KAMINARI
cant do a lot of things
actually lol
message not sent!

L/N Y/N
nah im fine for tonight guys
but i'll definitely let you know
if i want you to walk me home
or smth 🥺🥺 i'm a big child
i can handle myself ‼️

KAMINARI DENKI
(l/n) 👏 supremacy 👏

MIDORIYA IZUKU
^

MIDORIYA IZUKU
just let us know when
ur home or talk to us
on ur way back okay?

L/N Y/N
yes dad 🙄🙄

L/N Y/N
if one of you makes that
into a daddy joke i'm going
to roast ur balls on a spit

KAMINARI DENKI
idk roasted balls sound
nice 🤨

L/N Y/N
and this is where i
depart 🤩

L/N Y/N HAS DISCONNECTED!

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L/N Y/N
at the corner store | 10:58 pm

a soft sigh falls from your lips when you disconnect from the groupchat and finally put your phone down. staring at it for the past twenty minutes has made your eyes go bleary and hazy, causing you to rub your fists into them to clear them out. it was quiet in the shop, other than the grumbling from the two guys who were still in the liquor aisle.

they've been there for fifteen minutes and usually you'd get worried with having customers around for so long, especially two men who look like they could snap you in half by just sneezing near you, the force of the air might be enough to snap your back in two.

but you weren't scared, and it's because they're fighting about what drinks to get and it's highly amusing.

the first one is a blonde man with a scruff around his chin and upper lip, looks to be in his late twenties or early thirties and is currently pointing at random wines, liquors and beers to the other male standing beside him. he has a pair of black sweatpants on that look ratty and a white t-shirt with a unzipped blue jacket overtop. in all honesty, he was quite handsome and his loud exclamations had you internally laughing to yourself.

"he'd like that! he's an easy going type of guy, y'know, calm and collected!" he's pointing at a large white glass bottle with a big smile on his face, kneeling down on the dirty ground that is so fucking hard to clean because this place is not kept in good condition. "but he's an asshole at times, though. wait, he wouldn't like that!"

standing up and to the side of the blonde is a tall, lean yet clearly muscular man who shakes his head at the blonde. he looks to be younger, definitely early twenties and maybe late teens. his black jeans are ripped and his sneakers have seen better days. his hands are stuffed into the black hoodie he has zipped up halfway, hood up and covering his hair along with a mask over his face. you can't even see his eyes from here or any spec of skin other than a sliver on his cheek.

"get him anything. if he wants something so bad he'd fucking tell us or get off his crusty ass and get something himself for once in his life," his voice is deep, soothing even but there's a bitter undertone hidden in it.

wait, you pause from cleaning at the counter and discreetly look at them, you swear you know that voice. you quickly look away when the man standing up turns towards you. from your perspective, you can see strands of black hair peak out from beneath his hood and you suck in a sharp breath when a certain profile picture comes into your head.

surely that's not dabi, right?

"we need to get a drink for him though!" the blonde man exclaims with an exaggerated stomp of his feet and you resist to urge to look up and scan the scene in front of you. "we shouldn't though! he doesn't deserve it, he isn't wasn't even helpful to us today." he then says in a deeper voice, appearing deep in thought.

you suddenly became aware of the piercing stare on you and fight back a shudder. you know that'a coming from the guy standing up and you can't help the sudden dread and anticipation that washes over your body like a thunderous wave. oh shit, what do you do? you begin to check the cash register to appear nonchalant, but you can feel yourself quivering when the stare refuses to let up.

"let's just get him that. if his crusty ass complains i'll set him on fire myself," the deep voice sets a sudden fire in the pit of your belly. oh shit, you definitely know that voice.

it has to be dabi. but you're too scared to look up and you really don't know why.

you hear their footsteps move down the liquor aisle before a few different selections of alcohol appear on the counter with a loud thud. you manage to refrain from jumping at the loud sound and close the cash register to begin scanning the items, muttering a "hello" as you do to seem polite though you keep your eyes downcast.

"can i ask you something?" the blonde's voice cuts through the silence that surrounds you there.

you look up to see him handing you another can of beer which you take from him. "sure."

you refuse to look over at the hooded man next to him who's still staring a hole through your head.

"what would you do if one of your friends-" he's rudely cut off by the other guy.

"-aka a whiny bitch that you don't like hanging out with." he ends it with a small cough and grumbles a few curses under his breath.

you fight the urge to smile but let your lips twitch up slightly at his words.

"that's what you think yes," the blonde continues on, not bothered by the interruption. "not what i think-"

"get on with it," the hooded man grunts.

"anyway, so this friend asks you to get them alcohol but doesn't tell you what type they drink but if you bring home something they don't like there's a ninety nine point nine percent chance you'll get killed — what do you do?"

the question stuns you and it takes all you power not to let your jaw drop to the floor. the blonde looks serious about the question as well and is tapping his fingers off beat on the counter as he waits for your reply eagerly.

what the hell are you supposed to do?

"well," you splutter and scan the box of beers they had brought over. eyebrows furrow as you try to come up with your reply. "if i don't like hanging out with them then i'd get them something i think they might like. if they don't like it, i'd tell them to pay me back the money and if they threaten to kill me then i'd kill them first."

you didn't mean to say that, you really didn't. you just said the first thing that came to mind and now you were wondering if that was right or if that could spark off a reaction from them. please don't go back and kill your friend though. you didn't want to become famous for inspiring a murder — no thank you.

"see?" the hooded male nods in your direction as you finish scanning the last item. "they think the same way i do."

the blonde waves him off and digs into his jacket for his wallet as he sees the price. "but what if i like the friend? i'm not like mister raging emotions, daddy issues and yandere emo bastard over there! though, i don't like him as much as everyone else. actually, yeah i do."

you were getting whiplash trying to keep up with him and you could only gape at him. the hooded man notices and nudges the blonde in the shoulder.

"jin, you're confusing them. just pay so we can leave." he orders but the man whines; fucking whines and pouts up at you.

"they haven't answered my question yet!"

you were sure if you can see the other guy's face he would look exasperated, but you can't so you settle for looking at his shoulder because you still can't meet his very intense gaze.

you decide to answer his question because you find the blonde; jin, amusing if you had to be honest. you give him a small smile as you finish packing away all the alcohol they bought. "well, if they still threaten to kill you even though you like them then i'd tell them to suck it up and fuck off because you don't need shit friends like that who don't appreciate you."

so, you decided to suddenly become a poet to two men at eleven at night after saving a boy you barely know from being beaten up and throwing a smoothie at a conceited asshole.

it's been a weird day, you're tired. that's a perfectly good reason why you're giving an adult advice on what to do with a murderous friend, right?

it was silent for a few moments and you hold your breath and pray that they don't decide to kill you.

suddenly, jin's face changes from stoic to pure happiness in seconds. he shoves the wad of cash into your hands while the other guy huffs and shakes his head.

"that's a great idea! you're really nice, we should be friends. only if you want to though," jin suddenly frowns before he shakes his head, tuffs of blonde hair fall over his forehead that he roughly pushes back. "no, we will be friends. take the money, there's extra there. think of it as a tip for helping me and for encouraging dabi to commit a murder."

you freeze the minute you hear the name fall from jin's lips. whether he notices or not, he doesn't show it and just grins wildly before walking out backwards while shouting a goodbye at you. the door opens and slams shut with a loud crack but it doesn't do much to snap you out of your thoughts.

dabi, dabi, dabi, dabi?

"it was nice meeting you, doll." his smooth voice rings out in the empty store and you finally lift your gaze to look into a pair of sapphire blue eyes that seem to glow with a spine chilling intensity.

"didn't know you worked here, but at least i'll be able to pop in for a visit from time to time." he easily lifts the four heavy bags onto two arms, eyes trailing from your face downwards as he scans you slowly.

he isn't even ashamed at his eye ogling right now.

if he didn't have the mask on, you'd be sure he's smirking at your tense form. he raises a sharp eyebrow and whistles lowly while backing off a few steps. you should feel disgusted by the way he looks at you — but you don't. your mouth feels dry and every insult, comeback or word that you want to say dies on the tip of your tongue when you see those blue eyes bore into yours.

"should have video called you that time. if i had known you were this stunning in real life as you were in your profile pic then i would have tried to meet up with you sooner." his voice is low and there's a primal tone hidden in the depths of it, sneaking around your heart and twisting in harshly in ever direction.

how do you speak again?

"sadly, work came up so that's why i've been offline for the past few days so don't think i've been ignoring you, doll. i really do intend to find out how far that blush on your cheeks you have right now go-" a tease, that's what he is. he's a fucking tease and he knows he's making you flustered. "it's a shame i can't do that right now."

he backs up even more and turns to walk away. he makes it to the door and opens it with one hand before turning around slightly to gaze at you once again, his sapphire eyes narrow at you slightly as he takes in your frozen form once more.

"be careful going home doll. i'll talk to you soon."

and then he's gone.

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and the group-chat is back in action for me to torment — this book got deleted literally a chapter before i wrote a massive turning point in the story, think it sensed what i was about to do

my drafts are so funny, i have an angst izuku fic then a fluffy sukuna fic. why it's like that i couldn't tell you. my mind knows no limits

WC: 3507