❝ TWO | meeting midoriya & papa john

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☏ | CHATS (01)

MIDORIYA IZUKU HAS SENT YOU A CHAT REQUEST!

[ accept ] [ decline ]
11:24 pm

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i don't have stds before
you ask

L/N Y/N
what

MIDORIYA IZUKU
ohhhhh you're a virgin

L/N Y/N
what

MIDORIYA IZUKU
the first thing experienced
people ask you on this app
is for any diseases & since
you didn't it is very easy to
tell you're a virgin :))

L/N Y/N
what

MIDORIYA IZUKU
wow you're highly
talkative 🤥

L/N Y/N
do i have virgin tattoed
on my pfp or smth why does
everyone keep rubbing it in
that i'm a virgin

MIDORIYA IZUKU
oh thank fuck you talk

MIDORIYA IZUKU
but do you talk to the point
i need to use a gag on you 🤔

L/N Y/N
w h a t

MIDORIYA IZUKU
is that the only word you
know 😟

L/N Y/N
bro give me a break 😭
i'm after having a traumatising
experience with those chat tester
things and now you're trying to
put a gag on me

L/N Y/N
i'm just sitting here like

L/N Y/N

MIDORIYA IZUKU
you got hisoka as one
of the testers didn't
you?

L/N Y/N
how tf did you guess
that—

MIDORIYA IZUKU
your trauma is very apparent
and only he can achieve that

L/N Y/N
I WAS SO SCARED
FOR MY LIFE WHY HE
BUILT LIKE THATSHDUA

MIDORIYA IZUKU
he looks like a processed
McDonald's chicken nugget
if it was human

L/N Y/N

L/N Y/N
you're so much
different then what
i expected???

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i have a big dick
dw 🤪🤪 i'll take good
care of you in bed

L/N Y/N
YOU LOOK INNOCENT
WHAT ARE U DOING
CHILD 😳😳

L/N Y/N
AND I WASN'T ASKING
ABOUT UR DICK FOR UR
INFORMATION !!!!!!

L/N Y/N
just tryna say smth
and you just make it
about ur dick okay
boo 😔😔

MIDORIYA IZUKU
if you don't accept my dick
then i guess you don't
want me as a whole 😭😭

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i thought you were
different??

L/N Y/N
not everything is about
your dick honey i'm sorry
but i can't pretend to like
it anymore 😔🙏

L/N Y/N
i'm divorcing you 🥺

MIDORIYA IZUKU
so this is it? you're divorcing
me??? aFTER EVERYTHING
I'VE DONE FOR THIS FAMILY??

L/N Y/N
YOU HAVEN'T DONE
JACKSHIT BITCH TF U ON

MIDORIYA IZUKU
I TOOK CARE OF THE SPIDERS
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT
THEM

MIDORIYA IZUKU
I BRUSHED THEIR GANGLY
ASS WHATEVER YOU CALL
IT LEGS WHILE U ATE THE
GODDAMN BANANA BREAD
FOR PAPA JOHN

L/N Y/N
HOW MANY TIMES DO
I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT
PAPA JOHN IS DEAD ‼️

L/N Y/N
HE AIN'T PAPA JOHN
ANYMORE

L/N Y/N
HE PAPA
G O N E

MIDORIYA IZUKU
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK
OF PAPA JOHN LIKE
THAT

MIDORIYA IZUKU
YOU'RE REALLY MAKING
ME WISH I NEVER MARRIED
YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE

L/N Y/N
so do i 🤥🤥🤥 plz the
sheets stink of your smelly ass
sharts so i found another bed
with someone else

MIDORIYA IZUKU
y-you cheated?

L/N Y/N
b-bitch yes

MIDORIYA IZUKU
you can't—

L/N Y/N
the spiders were never
yours

L/N Y/N
and never will be

MIDORIYA IZUKU
. . .

MIDORIYA IZUKU
they'll never be yours either

L/N Y/N
i'm the one who birthed
them ofc they're mine u
fucker

MIDORIYA IZUKU
no i mean they'll never be
yours again

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i stepped on them

L/N Y/N

L/N Y/N
remind me never to
let you near children
you human swat

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i'm good with children i
swear 😭😭 i totally didn't
fling my brother down the
stairs what are you on??

L/N Y/N
is your brother as arrogant
about his dick as you are

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i sure hope he isn't because
he's only 8 you pervert 😳

L/N Y/N
AH

L/N Y/N
MAN DOWN I RETRACT
MY PAST STATEMENT HOLY
FUCK HOW DO I DELETE
MYSELF

MIDORIYA IZUKU
sorry you're such a big
mistake that there's no
delete button big enough
to get rid of you 🤥🤥

MIDORIYA IZUKU
WAITTT THAT WAS SO
MEAN I'M SORRY 🥺❤️❤️

L/N Y/N
you ain't a fuckboi
you're just a fuck you boy 🙄

L/N Y/N
wait.....

L/N Y/N
SO YOU JUST FLUNG UR
8 YEAR OLD BROTHER
DOWN THE STAIRS????

MIDORIYA IZUKU
what brother 🤔

L/N Y/N
you annoy me 🗿

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i won't annoy you in bed
however 🤪🤪🤪

L/N Y/N
i thought we were
past the sex talk

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i thought you were past
first base but since you're
here on this app clearly i'm
wrong 🙄🙄

L/N Y/N
did i ask

MIDORIYA IZUKU
no but you'll be begging
in bed

L/N Y/N
:0

MIDORIYA IZUKU
:0 🍆

L/N Y/N
🛑👎
sir please stop

MIDORIYA IZUKU
this is by far the weirdest
conversation i've ever had
in my life

L/N Y/N
and why is that

MIDORIYA IZUKU
usually by now we'd have
a place and time set where
we can hook but here i
am still talking to you

MIDORIYA IZUKU
it's just kinda weird

L/N Y/N
it's weird to think i'm
not jumping on your dick
like everyone else?

MIDORIYA IZUKU
NO NO NO NO NO

MIDORIYA IZUKU
not what i was saying dear
lord 😭😭 it's just weird
having a normal conversation
on an app like this — that's all

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i'm not saying i hate ur or
anything i like this convo
🥺🥺

L/N Y/N
why are you like 3 people
in one

MIDORIYA IZUKU
what 🤚

L/N Y/N
you're like a meme addict
one moment then the next
you're a complete fuck boy and
then you're a goddamn cinnamon
bun?????

L/N Y/N
i go from laughing to wanting
to strangle you to wanting to
hug you

L/N Y/N
i'm getting whiplash trying
to keep up with you 😩

MIDORIYA IZUKU
shawty give me whip-whiplash

MIDORYA IZUKU
but thanks for the
compliment 🥺🥺

MIDORIYA IZUKU
though i know a place where
a whip would come in handy
for us 😏😏😻😻😻❗️

L/N Y/N
W H A T

L/N Y/N
it's too late for me to keep
up with you please tone it down

L/N Y/N
even pape john can hear you
and he gone gone 😔

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i'm gonna be like papa
john in a second if i don't
get my ass to bed 🙄🙄

L/N Y/N
it's 12. . . what do
you mean bed???

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i'm not supposed to be on
my phone or awake after had
ten sooooooooooo

L/N Y/N
who the fuck made those
shitty ass rules you poor
child

MIDORIYA IZUKU
don't know and don't care 🤷‍♂️

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i hear someone coming so
unfortunately i must cut
this convo short peasant

L/N Y/N
as short as your dick?

MIDORIYA IZUKU
wanna see ? 😏

L/N Y/N
NEVER MIND

L/N Y/N
those smirking emojis
are rubbing me the wrong
way sir

MIDORIYA IZUKU
but my dick can rub you
the right way 😏😏

L/N Y/N
WHAT

MIDORIYA IZUKY HAS DISCONNECTED!

L/N Y/N
"that cheeky fucker."

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i missed writing midoriya in this book so much— he's always been one of my fav characters in bnha and i love messing with his character & personality just because i can 🫶

i changed some emojis and replaced a load of keyboard spams but other than that, still the same chapter — this is really handy and gives me a chance to fix plot holes that i messed up

watch me miss some or make an even bigger one anyway....

anyways hope you all enjoyed the first character chat <33 stay safe!

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