❝ ONE | virgin preferences & happy medals

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FCKBOI BOT.
welcome to fuckboi hotline!

L/N Y/N
"no."

FCKBOI BOT.
a place where we help people
satisfy their sexual needs!

L/N Y/N
"how exciting."

START CHATTING NOW?

[ yes ] [ no ]

FCKBOI BOT.
below you are a series
of questions!

FCKBOI BOT.
please answer all of them
so we can have your
preferences right!

FCKBOI BOT.
remember, you must be
18+ to use our services!

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PLEASE ENTER YOUR NAME BELOW ⤵︎

(L/N) (Y/N)

PLEASE ENTER YOUR EMAIL BELOW ⤵︎

[email protected]

DATE OF BIRTH ⤵︎

00/00/2282

GENDER ⤵︎

> female
> male
> prefer not to say
> other

INTERESTS ⤵︎
drugs, netflix, ice age movies, weed, #fuckthemaths, animals, horror movies, coochie man, fighting, angst, why am i here, i guess sex, yeah sex, sex, sexual activities, the art of penetrating someone, condoms, plan b, pringles, capri-sun, smoothies, music, books, otters

L/N Y/N
"coooooochie maaaaaan."

STATUS ⤵︎

[ virgin ] [ non-virgin ]

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FCKBOI BOT.
ooh, a virgin :0

L/N Y/N
"fuck off man."

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LOADING VIRGIN PREFERENCES . . .

L/N Y/N
"you really don't need to rub
it in y'know?"

PARTNER ⤵︎

[ female ] [ both ] [ male ]

STYLE PREFERENCE ⤵︎

> rough
> soft
> role play
> passionate
> any

L/N Y/N
"HOW THE FUCK AM I
SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
I'M A FUCKING VIRGIN
FOR A REASON."

KINKS ⤵︎
please type your answer below!

( you can edit this later! )
choking, praise, preferably not kneeing me by accident during the process, deep voice, "mhm?"

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L/N Y/N
"i'm totally adventurous."

ANALYSING VIRGIN STATISTICS . . .

L/N Y/N
"please stop reminding me
that i'm a virgin."

COMPLETED!

FCKBOI BOT.
our analyst will now load
some boys and girls that
you can test-chat with as
part of our service!

FCKBOI BOT.
after the time is up, we
will then show you a supreme collection of our best
fuckboys and fuckgirls our
service has to offer!

L/N Y/N
"this is definitely illegal
isn't it."

FCKBOI BOT.
we have found three matches!
user #47396 shares fighting,
drugs and horror movies and
matches two of your preferences!

HISOKA MOROW | ヒソカ゠モロウ

L/N Y/N
"someone tell McDonald's
that Ronald is doing too
much drugs."

[ accept ] [ decline ]

HISOKA MOROW
i see you like role play?

L/N Y/N
depends on what kind 🤔
cops and robber style
is intriguing however ✨

HISOKA MOROW
what about this scene?

HISOKA MOROW
we were fighting really roughly
with each other and then it
ends up with you face first on
the ground with me holding
your hands behind your back.
i end up spanking your cute
ass and you'll call me daddy
and be a good fucking whore
for me and take my cock as i
take you from behind

L/N Y/N

L/N Y/N
this isn't the happy meals
i ordered 🗿

HISOKA MOROW
is that a no?

L/N Y/N
. . .

L/N Y/N
*softly ratatatatas*

HISOKA MOROW
i only fuck people who
are up for fighting role
plays, darling

L/N Y/N
you sound like my
mother when you
say darling plz stop

HISOKA MOROW
at least you aren't into
family role play

L/N Y/N
wHatArE yA doIng
steEp bRo 🍆🍆😉🥰✨

HISOKA MOROW
you haven't answered my
question yet

L/N Y/N
it's called deflecting 🗿

L/N Y/N
but please don't tell me
you refer to your 🍆 as
a sword and pretend to
stab someone with it

HISOKA MOROW
and what if i do?

L/N Y/N
so—

L/N Y/N
lemme tell you smth

L/N Y/N
if you tried to stab me with
your dick i'd pull out some
tweezers and circumcise
you

L/N Y/N
don't ask where the tweezers
will come from but i promise
i will give u some new foreskin
on ur dick ❗️❗️❗️

HISOKA MOROW HAS DISCONNECTED!

L/N Y/N
"i made a clown looking
druggy dislike me, wow."

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FCKBOI BOT.
here is your second match!
user #7628 shares otters and
one of your preferences!

JUMIN HAN

L/N Y/N
"my daddy issues are
showing right now holy
fuck."

[ accept ] [ decline ]

JUMIN HAN
hello, i see you are new
to this app here. i hope
you are satisfied with the
services so far

L/N Y/N
i've met a clown so far
but you're after making
my day 😻

JUMIN HAN
oh. what did i do?

L/N Y/N
your profile pic is doing
a little smth smth to me 😏

JUMIN HAN
i don't think that's good,
are you okay?

L/N Y/N

JUMIN HAN
i'm not sure i understand
what you mean

L/N Y/N
daddyyyyy get with
the vibe 😩🫶🫶

L/N Y/N
why did i type that i'm
going to fucking kms

JUMIN HAN
are you intoxicated with
substances by any chance?

L/N Y/N
i fucking wish ☹️

L/N Y/N
wait dude aren't you
supposed to like flirt with me
and entice me into bed???

JUMIN HAN
oh, yes. excuse my
poor manners

JUMIN HAN
do you want to engage
in a mating ritual with me?

L/N Y/N
😟

L/N Y/N
ma'am—

JUMIN HAN
i believe i am a male

TIMES UP!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHAY WITH THIS PERSON AGAIN?

[ yes ]   [ no ]

L/N Y/N
"why do i only attract
weirdos?"

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FCKBOI BOT.
your third and final
test chat is here!

L/N Y/N
"please be someone
fucking normal i beg."

FCKBOI BOT.
user #482997 shares angst,
animals and coochie man
with you as well as two of
your preferences!

ITSUKA KENDO | 拳 けん 藤 どう 一 いつ 佳 か

L/N Y/N
"a hot, normal looking
person? yes please."

[ accept ] [ decline ]

ITSUKA KENDO
get away from me
you imbecile

ITSUKA KENDO HAS DISCONNECTED!

L/N Y/N
"WHAT DID I DO?"

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FCKBOI BOT.
based on your previous
test chats, we have picked
out seven people who we feel
would suit your preferences!

L/N Y/N
"i've literally gotten none
of my pREferENceS but
okay app."

DABI | 荼毘 だび
nineteen-years-old
❝ as long as you don't call me daddy i'm all yours doll ❞

BAKUGOU KATSUKI | 爆 ばく 豪 ごう 勝 かつ 己 き
eighteen-years-old
❝ you can't fix my issues but you can let me fuck you as compensation ❞

KAMINARI DENKI | 上 かみ 鳴 なり 電 でん 気 き
eighteen-years-old
❝ if you slip between those thighs, condomize ❞

MIDORIYA IZUKU | 緑 みどり 谷 や 出 いず 久 く
eighteen-years-old
❝ i found out i have the ability to attract stuff other than my problems so here i am ❞

JIROU KYOKA | 耳 じ 郎 ろう 響 きょう 香 か
eighteen-years-old
❝ bisexual mess right here ladies and gentlemen ❞

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO | 切 きり 島 しま 鋭 えい 児 じ 郎 ろう
eighteen-years-old
❝ apparently i'm the king of aftercare on this app ❞

TODOROKI SHOUTO | 轟 とどろき 焦 しょう 凍 と
eighteen-years-old
❝ i use condoms ❞

L/N Y/N
"and why don't i look
this good, tf."

[ accept all ] [ decline all ]

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15 year old me really wasn't that funny so excuse how horrendous cringe some sections can be in the next few chapters....

i changed bakugou's quote cause it made me get body shivers with how brutal it was i should not have written this at the age i was what the fuck

also i love how short the chapters were at the start now they're like... 8K on average why did i do it to myself

WC: 1170