The sun seeping through the curtains was just enough to wake Lila up.

(and the chaos in the kitchen.)

Lila looked around and found herself in the guest room bed with Ginny right next to her, sound asleep.

Lila didn't remember much from last night so she got out of bed and headed downstairs to the kitchen.

Lila was halfway downstairs until she heard a familiar voice.

Lila reached the bottom of the stairs which got the attention of everyone else in the dining room.

Her eyes scanned the room and saw Sirius, Remus, Hermione, Ron, Mrs. Weasley, Madeye, Nymphadora Tonks, and Kingsley.

Lila looked around the room once more and saw him. Harry Potter.

And boy did he look fucking hot.

His hair was much shorter than last year (not that he looked bad last year) and it was obvious that he grew some muscles.

"Take a picture, it'll last longer," Harry smirked and pushed his hair back. Remus didn't like this so he smacked Harry's arm.

"What's going on between you two?." Sirius questioned, gritting his teeth and pointing between Lila and Harry.

"Nothing!" Lila answered quickly. "Absolutely nothing."

"You are so bad at lying," Hermione mumbled from the back.

"Wait? Nothing." Ron asked confused. "I thought you two were friends with benefits?"

The dining room went silent.

Abso bloody lutely silent.

"We are just going to leave," Tonks said cheekily. Pulling Madeye and Kingsley out of the room. "Nice knowing you Harry."

The three of them left the room leaving Ron, Hermione, Mrs. Weasley, Remus, Sirius, Harry, and Lila in the room.

Remus took a deep breath and turned to Ron. "What did you say they were again?"

"Friends with Benef-" Ron couldn't finish his sentence since Hermione put a hand over Ron's mouth.

Sirius' eyes widened.

"Come on Sirius. Don't be too harsh on my little boy." Mrs. Weasley shook her head and left the room. Obviously referring to Harry as "Her little boy". Which made Ron roll his eyes.

"I'll give Harry five seconds to run."  Sirius and Remus turned to Harry, clearly angry.

"5," The two began counting.

Harry just stood there, scared.

"4,"

"What the fuck are you doing mate!" Ron yelled. "Run!"

"3,"

Harry still stood there. Frozen.

"2,"

"Boy just leave!" Lila pushed Harry out of the dining room.

"1!"

Sirius and Remus then ran out of the door chasing Harry through the halls of Grimmauld place.

Lila could hear the yells of Harry as she sat down at the dining table and grabbed some bacon.

"Are you not fazed?" Hermione asked Lila, with her eyes wide.

Lila looked up from her plate of bacon and shrugged at both Ron and Hermione.

"I wouldn't be fazed either if I lived in the same place as Sirius and Remus." Ron chuckled, taking a sip of his pumpkin juice.

In the background of Lila, Ron, and Hermione's conversation Lila could hear Ginny opening up the door and telling "Shut the fuck up!" While Sirius and Remus still chased after Harry.

"Wait." Ron stopped and dropped his fork. Looking up at Lila. "I remember Harry bringing you a gift. Don't you Hermione?"

"Yes, but I think Harry would like it if he gave the gift to Lila." Hermione faced Ron.

"Well... Harry doesn't have much time to live so let's give it to her instead."

Hermione sighed and thought to herself for a while until she agreed.

"Did he get any gifts for you?" Lila said while biting the inside of her cheek. Regretting the fact that she didn't get one for Harry.

"No." Ron clicked his tongue. "He only got one for you."

"Oh."

Hermione and Ron got the gift and brand it to the dining table.

Oh, and Lila could still hear the yelling.

"Why do you think it is?" Ron said excitedly turning to Hermione and Lila.

"It's probably new books." Hermione smiled proudly.

"I honestly don't know." Lila frowned looking around the box.

"Well, the open it." Ron rolled his eyes impatiently.

Lila didn't hesitate. She took the tissue out of the bag and poured the gift out.

It was a new iPhone.

The iPhone 14 pro pro pro max max max.

Bro.

"Holy shit." Hermione gasped.

"Is that the iPhone 14 pro pro pro max max max?!" Ron's jaw dropped.

The yelling and loud footsteps upstairs finally stopped when Lila screamed.

"What happened?!" Sirius and Remus were now downstairs with Harry walking carefully behind them.

"Look what Harry got for me!" Lila jumped out of her stool to go show Sirius and Remus.

"What's this?" Remus scanned the product in his hand. "Wait- Is this the iPhone 14 pro pro pro max max max?!"

"Sure is!" Lila smiled brightly at her two dads.

Harry carefully slipped through Sirius and Remus but failed since Remus grabbed him by his sleeve.

"Listen." Remus narrowed his eyes. "If you hurt Lila I swear I will kill you."

Harry's eyes widened and he gulped slowly modding.

Remus then turned to Sirius who's eyes were widened.

"Right Sirius?"

"Y-yeah! What you said!" Sirius choked on his words.

"Great!" Remus clapped his hands. "Now what's for breakfast?"

authors note !
i did this in like like 10
minutes so it probably
has a bunch of sleeping
mistakes lol 😂😂😂😂

and yes it will go back to
being a texting fan fiction.