the coolest fifth years + ron

you: BACK TO SCHOOL
SHOPPING YAHHH 💪💪

mione: what would you possibly
need for hogwarts? everything is
already there.

harry: many things

mione: like what?

billius: a life

billius: YAHHHH💪💪💪

mione: har har very funny 😂😑

mione: anyways did you know
that there is a new fifth year
student coming to hogwarts

you: starting fifth year?
that's pretty weird

harry: is it a girl or a boy?

harry: we can't let any boys
hitting on lila 😒

you: boi who said girls
couldn'either 😹🔥

you: i love women

billius: same

mione: man you the default
setting. shut the hell up

billius: and a prefect ‼️

harry: huh

billius: that was me coming
out as me being a prefect but
yk whatever ig

you: CONGRATULATIONS

harry: wait really?

billlius: 😐

mione: same with me! i am
a prefect as well😁

you: we do not care 😂🔥💪‼️

you: let's throw a party for
ron now!

harry: well i mean hermione is
like... ya know more reasonable,
but i didn't know abt ron?

harry: well anyways, congrats
mate!!

billius: thanks man. molly thought
that it was more likely to be you
instead of me.

you: fuck that old women
she cant even cook properly

mione: LILA!

you: autocorrect sry

harry: ok now back to that new
girl that's coming to hogwarts
for fifth year.

harry: what's her name?

you: why do you want to
know? 🤔🤔🤔

billius: howtocatchacheater is
on speed dial rn. be careful
harry 🤣

mione: her name is candice

mione: i think

harry: candice who?

mione: CANDICE NUTS FIT
IN YO MOUTH ‼️😂

you: YOU DID IT
CORRECTLY WAIT

mione: I DID?!

you: YES

mione: TAKE THAT NEVILLE 🤣

nev has joined the chat

nev: boi shut up. you literally
support tbiym... 😒

mione: what's that?! and
i most likely do not! i am
a strong ally to the SPEW
community!

nev: THESE BALLS IN YO
MOUTH 🔥🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💪💪

nev has left the chat

mione: boi

harry: ok no. i don't like
how we are getting off
topic right here. 

you: i do 😒

harry: what is the new
girls name? tell me now

you: oh? i kinda like this
new serious harry.

you: angry seggs 🤨 /hj

harry: 😏

billius: @hermionegranger this
could be use but you playin 😭👎

mione: don't prefects get their
own rooms a something 😏

mione: jkjkjkjkjk

billius: "/srs"

harry: CAN I KNOW THIS
MYSTERIOUS GIRLS NAME

harry: SHE SEEMS SUS

mione: it's like elara gaunt
or something

mione: i think

you: gaunt??

you: are you fr?

mione: yeah why?

harry: wait

harry: gaunt as in marvolo
gaunt...

billius: marvolo gaunt? what
type of name is that 💀

mione: k billius

billius is offline

mione: who's marvolo
gaunt though?

harry: tom riddles grandfather...

authors note !
i'm sorry for not updating i'm
kinda drifting from hp 😬 but
it's fine ig. i'll just watch the movies
again

also i got my vaccine and it hurts
so bad. it feels like my organs are
ripping out of my body /hj

okay bye and pls recommend
me some smut