Trick or Treat.

Please stop texting me.

But we're friends.

We're NOT friends and you're NOT Cam. Please just leave me alone.

Why don't you want to spend time with me, Lex? I came all this way to see you and you won't even open the door.

What are you talking about??

But it's alright. I have a spare key, remember? I brought it with me tonight. Lucky us.

I'm calling the police.

Why? All I want is a treat. And you sure look like one. I love the costume.

You won't get away with this!

Sweetheart, I already have.

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Note: This is so cringe-worthy and crappy ughhhh. But it's the best I could do for a 100 word text conversation.